So. Somebody drew a cyclops in the men’s bathroom stall. Much like the Mona Lisa, the artist has imbued this cyclops so that it is ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
Its expression is one of mild annoyance, or possibly it is merely unimpressed with what I have to offer, who knows.
a cyclops watches me when i poop.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
So. Somebody drew a cyclops in the men’s bathroom stall. Much like the Mona Lisa, the artist has imbued this cyclops so that it is ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
Its expression is one of mild annoyance, or possibly it is merely unimpressed with what I have to offer, who knows.
a cyclops watches me when i poop.[/quote]
I would rather have a drawing of a cyclops watching me than another guy.
Which reminds me of a semi-funny story, depends if it happened to you or not. Meh i actually thought it was kindof funny.
Anyways, sophmore year in highschool, i get to school go to the guys locker room and take a dump and then go to my first class. This was around when the first jackass movie came out.
So apparently one of my clever classmates just got a video camera and they were doing all sorts of video pranks and etc. So monday rolls around, there i was minding my own business and apparently this guy told about 20 people what he was going to do. So i am sittin there, and i notice a bunch of people gathering around in my vicinity(i heard them, but you can also see through the edges of the door). I was thinking “Class hasn’t started has it, damn it i better hurry.” That was when i looked over my left shoulder to see a video camera lookin down on me. If they had captured the look on my face at the time, it would’ve been priceless i’m sure. But lucky for me, i noticed the camera before they turned it on or got anything, or so they say.
So go ahead and laugh, cry or whatever. That is my story about someone lookin in on me while takin a dump.
I’m tired
Pretty sure I will get screwed out of my early night tomorrow
Dog ate a pair of work shoes
My home computer is FUBAR, but there is hope yet. (netbooks are too small screen)
I’m tired
Okay I’ma wash my sandy vagina and get some sleep. Night guys
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
GO GO GADGET FLESHLIGHT[/quote]
It was funny this morning, it’s funny now.[/quote]
:*[/quote]
It wasn’t ‘May the fap be with you!’ was it?
My best friend’s girlfriend killed herself on Friday. I spent valentines day at the funeral. I still want to do valentines day. Should I just let it go though? I kinda want some normal.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
My best friend’s girlfriend killed herself on Friday. I spent valentines day at the funeral. I still want to do valentines day. Should I just let it go though? I kinda want some normal. [/quote]
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. V-Day is between you and your man. I would think he would understand if you asked him to help make things normal for you.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
My best friend’s girlfriend killed herself on Friday. I spent valentines day at the funeral. I still want to do valentines day. Should I just let it go though? I kinda want some normal. [/quote]
Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. V-Day is between you and your man. I would think he would understand if you asked him to help make things normal for you.[/quote]
He does, but my best friend is his roommate, so it directly affects him too. So, we’re his two closest people, and at this point I don’t think leaving him alone is a good idea. I guess, delaying it for a while is the answer. I’ll ask to do it in a few weeks. Sometimes thinking it through helps. Thanks
We’re doing Valentines day on friday!
Thanks for not thinking I’m a cunt!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
We’re doing Valentines day on friday!
Thanks for not thinking I’m a cunt![/quote]
Hahaha, unlike that douche over in SAMA…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
We’re doing Valentines day on friday!
Thanks for not thinking I’m a cunt![/quote]
Hahaha, unlike that douche over in SAMA…[/quote]
When they react that strongly I wonder if they’ve been called creepy before.
Why would I ever think you were a C bomb?
Are you my Mother In Law?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
We’re doing Valentines day on friday!
Thanks for not thinking I’m a cunt![/quote]
That’s good! Did he bring it up, or did you?
No…you’re not a cunt. At all.
Fucking kid’s got issues.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Why would I ever think you were a C bomb?
Are you my Mother In Law?[/quote]
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
We’re doing Valentines day on friday!
Thanks for not thinking I’m a cunt![/quote]
That’s good! Did he bring it up, or did you?
No…you’re not a cunt. At all.
Fucking kid’s got issues.[/quote]
I told him I didn’t want it to be forgotten so he said friday.
hai guyz
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
hai guyz[/quote]
Hai Bass!!!
How’s the job??
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
hai guyz[/quote]
How’s it going??
going well, job is pretty good. Got send home early today, because IT hasn’t issued me a laptop yet, and I couldn’t really do anything the last 2 days.
Anyone got a good beet recipe?
