Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (5)

Yeah beans, the joke was there, but it was poorly executed. I also golf clapped.

I’m going to have my first ever trial next week, I think. Yay?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Yeah beans, the joke was there, but it was poorly executed. I also golf clapped.

I’m going to have my first ever trial next week, I think. Yay?[/quote]

I’m at work, I can’t be expected to solve the worlds tax problems, and make A+ witty innuendo referring fantasizing about you masturbating at the same time…

Hotness about the trail. What’s the size of the bill?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Yeah beans, the joke was there, but it was poorly executed. I also golf clapped.

I’m going to have my first ever trial next week, I think. Yay?[/quote]

I’m at work, I can’t be expected to solve the worlds tax problems, and make A+ witty innuendo referring fantasizing about you masturbating at the same time…

Hotness about the trail. What’s the size of the bill?[/quote]

Small claims, but that’s a good thing…it means maybe more work from this client, AND I don’t have to stick to the rules of evidence!!

Awww, I spoke too soon - I don’t get the trial. Oh well, maybe next time!

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Mmmm…breakfast.

Anyone who wants to be FB buddies, PM meh.[/quote]

Uhhhh, i don’t know what it is, but that isn’t the tuna I was thinking about your fingers wrapped around earlier. [/quote]

how is this comment not getting any comments?[/quote]

We get what you’re saying. Its just impossible to believe about pmpm. She smells and tastes like magic. .[/quote]

I thought she tasted like a combination of salt water taffy and sour patch kids…

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AND I don’t have to stick to the rules of evidence!![/quote]

Can you elaborate on this?

(I think I should pick your brain more often about legal stuff.)

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Mmmm…breakfast.

Anyone who wants to be FB buddies, PM meh.[/quote]

Uhhhh, i don’t know what it is, but that isn’t the tuna I was thinking about your fingers wrapped around earlier. [/quote]

how is this comment not getting any comments?[/quote]

We get what you’re saying. Its just impossible to believe about pmpm. She smells and tastes like magic. .[/quote]

I thought she tasted like a combination of salt water taffy and sour patch kids…

[/quote]

magic = every pleasant taste conceivable all in one. No one person will describe pmpm as tasting the exact same. Typically when asked to describe her they pass out with a childlike smile on their face. This smile is symbolic of believing in magic and unusual perfection.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AND I don’t have to stick to the rules of evidence!![/quote]

Can you elaborate on this?

(I think I should pick your brain more often about legal stuff.)[/quote]

You can introduce stuff like hearsay as evidence. Normally there are strict rules about how you use evidence, but in small claims here, because most everyone is pro se (not represented by an attorney) and there aren’t formal discovery rules, it’s wild west discover-facts-as-the-opposing-party-presents-em. Good times.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Mmmm…breakfast.

Anyone who wants to be FB buddies, PM meh.[/quote]

Uhhhh, i don’t know what it is, but that isn’t the tuna I was thinking about your fingers wrapped around earlier. [/quote]

how is this comment not getting any comments?[/quote]

We get what you’re saying. Its just impossible to believe about pmpm. She smells and tastes like magic. .[/quote]

I thought she tasted like a combination of salt water taffy and sour patch kids…

[/quote]

magic = every pleasant taste conceivable all in one. No one person will describe pmpm as tasting the exact same. Typically when asked to describe her they pass out with a childlike smile on their face. This smile is symbolic of believing in magic and unusual perfection.[/quote]

Fuck you and your adjectives!!!

I heard this for the first time Saturday night… I dedicate it to you, Rock!

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Mmmm…breakfast.

Anyone who wants to be FB buddies, PM meh.[/quote]

Uhhhh, i don’t know what it is, but that isn’t the tuna I was thinking about your fingers wrapped around earlier. [/quote]

how is this comment not getting any comments?[/quote]

We get what you’re saying. Its just impossible to believe about pmpm. She smells and tastes like magic. .[/quote]

I thought she tasted like a combination of salt water taffy and sour patch kids…

[/quote]

magic = every pleasant taste conceivable all in one. No one person will describe pmpm as tasting the exact same. Typically when asked to describe her they pass out with a childlike smile on their face. This smile is symbolic of believing in magic and unusual perfection.[/quote]

Fuck you and your adjectives!!!

I heard this for the first time Saturday night… I dedicate it to you, Rock!

yea, it fits me lol…you have been paying attention

I put this on spin for you Hungry.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no facebook,sorry PMPM. I deleted it because it distracted me too much from school. If you have any messengers let me know.[/quote]

Heartbroken.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have no facebook,sorry PMPM. I deleted it because it distracted me too much from school. If you have any messengers let me know.[/quote]

Heartbroken.[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!
Alternate tracks: Closer or Bloodhound Gang.

there’s a lot of good people to know in this thread.

Beans: if i need my taxes done
Bass: great wingman, chicks dig cripples
PMPM: represent me when i inevitably burn Gold’s down
Rockula: any and all pacts with Satan, he’s my go to guy.
Doug: if i need someone probed
CBear: booty calls
Mom in MD: for when i eventually spawn, she’s got experience
Imhungry and Grneyes: MMF

wolbarret doesn’t count, he only comes here to hate.

Tootlescat pics
mad_duckRIBS!
Travbooty pop

Burn, we shall. Beautiful it will be. Allow the purity of sin to guide you. As we are born with the curse why should we attempt to remove it? Its unnatural, Wormwood. Return to state of your origin. Be free. Be wicked, with us.

Wormwood, chosen.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
PM me, Rock.[/quote]

No, shit! I’d love to be FB friends with a vampire.

wingman…:frowning: