[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]
Note to self:
If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…
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Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.[/quote]
This!
Good morning, princes and princesses. And you too, print.
My husband is 32 and still has four grandparents. His paternal grandmother is going into surgery for an aortal aneurysm today. He’s not doing so well. Advice?[/quote]
Only thing close to advice I have is just be there for him. Hopefully she’ll pull through ok.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Duck, how did your dog kick your ass.
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Playing in my Mother-in-Law’s backyard, with the nieces and nephews. He was ‘frolicking’ & was going to collide with #3, so I lunged in to deflect the dog, at the same time the dog decided to hurdle the 4 year old. Luckily, I managed to block his leap with my face! He’s a 50# staffie, so it was a bit like having someone land an uppercut with the ball end of a cow femur (If you’ve seen the dino-bones for dogs before.)
Almost totally unrelated, our family had scratch tests done for allergies today. I’m non reactive to histamine (the control), absurdly sensitive to both types of dustmites, somewhat reactive to everything else, except for cats which I supposedly don’t have problems with.
I mean srysly, look at the savage!
EDIT? this may be repeat post #3 due to server errors. I’m going to hit submit for the 4th time now…
Almost totally unrelated, our family had scratch tests done for allergies today. I’m non reactive to histamine (the control), absurdly sensitive to both types of dustmites, somewhat reactive to everything else, except for cats which I supposedly don’t have problems with.
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I had that done years ago. The nurse had done just the cat one and by the time she was done with all the rest that one spot had turned bright red and itchy. She said that she’d never seen such a strong reaction and that she wouldn’t wait the normal amount of time to wipe the cat one off. Well, one of their other patients had a huge allergic reaction and she didn’t come back for 45 minutes. By that time my back was one huge itch and I was in tears from not scratching.
I’ve got zones 2 & 3 covered on your chart. (not COVERED-covered, but tats in those regions.)
Tootles - 85% chance of a tramp-stamp. ;'[/quote]
You have prison ink?
You deuce deuce?[/quote]
It’s just a wedding band with her name on it. (if you & bass want to in some way imply Marriage = Prison Sentence, Ima telling yer wives on you.)
I was always taking the real ring off while lifting or doing other handywork, & didn’t want to misplace it, so I requested it for a birthday or anniversary gift.
re: deuce-deuce? a .22, east coast gang, a mongo crap, low pair in poker, or…?
I’ve got zones 2 & 3 covered on your chart. (not COVERED-covered, but tats in those regions.)
Tootles - 85% chance of a tramp-stamp. ;'[/quote]
You have prison ink?
You deuce deuce?[/quote]
It’s just a wedding band with her name on it. (if you & bass want to in some way imply Marriage = Prison Sentence, Ima telling yer wives on you.)
I was always taking the real ring off while lifting or doing other handywork, & didn’t want to misplace it, so I requested it for a birthday or anniversary gift.
re: deuce-deuce? a .22, east coast gang, a mongo crap, low pair in poker, or…?[/quote]
It is from some movie I have watched on HBO like 200 times. I can’t think of the name. Pretty decent film for lower budget.
Guilty admission… Brad Pitt was cool in Fight Club (Scrawny - but cool)
In the first 4 minutes of Zombieland, Woody Harrelson has just turkey slapped & mushroom stamped it all over Tyler Durden.
