Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (5)

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

Side note: PMPM has perfect teeth.
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No, actually quite the contrary. Two sets of braces over six years, genetically crappy teeth, and crappy retainer usage = teeth that just look like they are reasonably decent in the right light.

:smiley:

Oh, and I’ve taken a barbell to the chin and chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. I need to get that fixed, still.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, and I’ve taken a barbell to the chin and chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. I need to get that fixed, still.[/quote]

Details, details… Tell us all about this ā€˜barbell’ you speak of.

I’ve cleaned a barbell into my face once, and split a molar when my dog knocked me unconscious. Yes, you read that right.
:'B

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, and I’ve taken a barbell to the chin and chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. I need to get that fixed, still.[/quote]

That must’ve been a real powerful vibrator, huh?

It’s 4:40 and i’ve gotten 2.5 hours of sleep. I’m drinking mah coffee, working out a little, packing, then it’s off to Chicago to see mah woman for a couple of days.

I can’t wait till she moves here, because this long distance thing kinda sucks.

Anyway… Good Fucking Morning!

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Oh, and I’ve taken a barbell to the chin and chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. I need to get that fixed, still.[/quote]

That must’ve been a real powerful vibrator, huh?

It’s 4:40 and i’ve gotten 2.5 hours of sleep. I’m drinking mah coffee, working out a little, packing, then it’s off to Chicago to see mah woman for a couple of days.

I can’t wait till she moves here, because this long distance thing kinda sucks.

Anyway… Good Fucking Morning![/quote]

It’s 2:25, toddler 1 & her cold are asleep again on the couch now.
Toddler 2 has been doped up on Tylenol & wakes up if he’s lying down, but sleeps if I’m carrying him. I hope he’s too exhausted to wake up when I put him in his bed soon.

The Canucks have lost their second road game & have 11 more road games in a row.
& I’ve got a bad feeling that even if the Saints D treat Manning’s Ass like a Tijuanan Pinata full of green cards, that he’ll still pull off a dozen touchdowns on Sunday.
Good Effing Night!!

Enjoy your trip, btw!

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

*pray the chip doesn’t snag

Have fun Hungry, and hope the wee ones feel better Duck

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

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Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

[/quote]

Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.[/quote]

This!

Good morning, princes and princesses. And you too, print.

My husband is 32 and still has four grandparents. His paternal grandmother is going into surgery for an aortal aneurysm today. He’s not doing so well. Advice?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

[/quote]

Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.[/quote]

This!

Good morning, princes and princesses. And you too, print.

My husband is 32 and still has four grandparents. His paternal grandmother is going into surgery for an aortal aneurysm today. He’s not doing so well. Advice?[/quote]

Poison! Just kidding.

Duck, how did your dog kick your ass.

I have very nice teeth. Probably my best feature/bodypart. But lately, all my coffee drinking is taking a toll on them. I need to get my 2 front teeth bonded for the 3rd time, thanks to my uncle dropping me face first onto steel toed boots when I was 10.

Sugestions:

bondings @ $600 a piece or veneers @ $1700 each?

edit: Suck it Ct. Rockula no cavities!!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

[/quote]

Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.[/quote]

This!

Good morning, princes and princesses. And you too, print.

My husband is 32 and still has four grandparents. His paternal grandmother is going into surgery for an aortal aneurysm today. He’s not doing so well. Advice?[/quote]

Poison! Just kidding.
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Too soon, Tootles. Too soon.

My dentist won’t give me veneers because my tooth structure is good. He said he would do some bonding for me, tho. My mother has veneers. One of them cracked in half the morning of my wedding, leaving her with an awful hillbilly grin that she filled with wax for pictures.

I wouldn’t get veneers unless my teeth were already reasonably fucked up.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
bondings @ $600 a piece or veneers @ $1700 each?

edit: Suck it Ct. Rockula no cavities!![/quote]

As long as you don’t get those ridiculously white veneers go veneer, they last longer.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
chipped a tooth that I’d previously chipped while drunk-fucking. [/quote]

Note to self:

If your wife leaves you, schedule a trip to Colorado…

[/quote]

Addendum: Stock up on Bourbon first.[/quote]

This!

Good morning, princes and princesses. And you too, print.

My husband is 32 and still has four grandparents. His paternal grandmother is going into surgery for an aortal aneurysm today. He’s not doing so well. Advice?[/quote]

Yes, let him see this site Penn State Health Milton S. Hershey Medical Center | Penn State Health

Cliff Notes: surgery success rate very high.

Other suggestion, post pics of incident leading to initial tooth injury. I assume there is footage available.

No one knows whether death may not be the greatest of all blessings for a man, yet men fear it as if they knew that it is the greatest of evils

I’m gathering quotes to teach my child so they can freak out their teachers…Goth baby!

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Duck, how did your dog kick your ass.

I have very nice teeth. Probably my best feature/bodypart. But lately, all my coffee drinking is taking a toll on them. I need to get my 2 front teeth bonded for the 3rd time, thanks to my uncle dropping me face first onto steel toed boots when I was 10.

Sugestions:

bondings @ $600 a piece or veneers @ $1700 each?

edit: Suck it Ct. Rockula no cavities!![/quote]

I achieved my goal. The cavity of which I spoke was in your wallet not mouth.

MUHUHAHAHAHAHA

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
No one knows whether death may not be the greatest of all blessings for a man, yet men fear it as if they knew that it is the greatest of evils

I’m gathering quotes to teach my child so they can freak out their teachers…Goth baby! [/quote]

Haha, i am going to school to be a teacher, and it would freak me out if a five year old said something like that.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

edit: Suck it Ct. Rockula no cavities!![/quote]

I achieved my goal. The cavity of which I spoke was in your wallet not mouth.

MUHUHAHAHAHAHA
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How sinister!! HOW DASTARDLY!!! Damn you to hell rock

seriously rock, you had me laughing for like 5 minutes with that one. That’ll do vamp, that’ll do.