[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
@ pch and hipscar good suggestions.
@ fighting_fires, thats a wicked story. There might be some truth to what you are saying, because i got two different texts on the same day and both seem like pranks. I do have pranksters for friends.
I checked the phone list at work and none of the numbers matched. I think i’ll sit on it and if i get another wayward text i’ll call them up to see who it is. [/quote]
I’ll text you again later, when you’re sleeping.
<3,
Ava[/quote]
Damnit ink, if you’re gonna prank me like that, at least send my some good pics. I was kinda worried that that the faceless entity was a guy, and he was somehow getting the wrong idea.
You mean these Indigo pills??..I am about to take these go eat 200 grams of carbs, and continue to lose body fat…you haz a jelly![/quote]
Yes.[/quote]
i has a hip scar and i hate it…you are Hip scar, and haz Indigo pills, and bagels…i haz a jelly indeed…i now hate hip scar…and jelly unless it’s grape. Grape jelly make me haz a happee
You mean these Indigo pills??..I am about to take these go eat 200 grams of carbs, and continue to lose body fat…you haz a jelly![/quote]
Yes.[/quote]
i has a hip scar and i hate it…you are Hip scar, and haz Indigo pills, and bagels…i haz a jelly indeed…i now hate hip scar…and jelly unless it’s grape. Grape jelly make me haz a happee[/quote]
Iz would offer u 4 Indigo pills and a bagel WiTH grape jelly!!
I am so tired. Tonight is the first night of marriage where my wifey is not here- she’s in san antonio for her best friends wedding. I’ll be going tomorrow after work. Wedding is Ssturday.
I know my neighborhood isnt full of old people. I know this because I see kids line up to the stop sign and wait for the summer school bus around 6:30am sharp yet whenever I come home and play with my dog or mow the yard I dont see a single kid out. Goddamn FPS are ruining these kids childhood.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Well I has another job now, I’m thinking I’ll keep the other for pt so I can save up my money and move to Calgary, I hate this fricken province!
I has a meh for the new job, maybe I’ll like it. The guy seemed nice who interviewed me so who knows. Same pay though :-/
Man does that mean I have to start looking for a man for sex now? 0_0
No no I have to pay off the bills and ummm get fitter and do a bunch of other stuff first.
Is it time to drink yet? [/quote]
<-----raises hand to volunteer for the sex and drinking.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Well I has another job now, I’m thinking I’ll keep the other for pt so I can save up my money and move to Calgary, I hate this fricken province!
I has a meh for the new job, maybe I’ll like it. The guy seemed nice who interviewed me so who knows. Same pay though :-/
Man does that mean I have to start looking for a man for sex now? 0_0
No no I have to pay off the bills and ummm get fitter and do a bunch of other stuff first.
Is it time to drink yet? [/quote]
<-----raises hand to volunteer for the sex and drinking. [/quote]
Uh oh! I almost reported you Beast.
Did you already start drinking?
Sex, I don’t think it’ll reach this far.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
Why has this thread gotten weirder than normal lately? I think some of you need to get out more.
Oh, and Herc, I always text my friends from the phones at stores. I like to tell them that Jesus loves them. Maybe your friends do the same?
What’s your number by the way?[/quote]
Sure pch, my number is 406-24… wait a minute i see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get my number so you can prank call me next time you are looking at phones.
lol hungry, gotta make sure my back is never towards him. That goes for rockula and beans as well. Don’t want any pointy or gooey surprises.
Btw i got another text from the same number as “ava”, apparently the name is now sally. haha Now i’m almost certain someone is pranking me.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Well I has another job now, I’m thinking I’ll keep the other for pt so I can save up my money and move to Calgary, I hate this fricken province!
I has a meh for the new job, maybe I’ll like it. The guy seemed nice who interviewed me so who knows. Same pay though :-/
Man does that mean I have to start looking for a man for sex now? 0_0
No no I have to pay off the bills and ummm get fitter and do a bunch of other stuff first.
Is it time to drink yet? [/quote]
<-----raises hand to volunteer for the sex and drinking. [/quote]
Uh oh! I almost reported you Beast.
Did you already start drinking?
Sex, I don’t think it’ll reach this far.
[/quote]
My reach…is far reaching. And I’m am really considering spiking my large coffee this morning.
Don’t really know what this thread is for but I will use the oppourtunity to tell a funny story.
Last week I got inebriated enough to try to seduce a girl. Like, in the same way girls try to seduce guys. They flash you the smile/cleavage combo, you pay for their meal, yadda yadda. Well, this girl is standing in front of me at a party, she showed up later than me and by the time she got there I was already pretty hammered.
So I’m like, “Hey come on let’s go hook up”. Trying to lead her away somewhere more private. And she is totally sober. So after relizing my drunk negotiation skills were getting me nowhere, I just stood in front of her while she rambled on about how I was too drunk, and I began to slowly unbutton my shirt and smile in a manner I thought would appear sexy. At the time I thought it was genious, and would surely work, but it didn’t. I loled the next morning. I tried to showcase my body. LOL
You are silly welcome to TK.
Most people hang out here during the day, when they’re umm working.lol
This thread has is about “nothing” like Seinfield only with lolcats.
If she did not like your sexy display she sucks and not in a good way.
