Ever Feel like a Thread Killer? 40

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Anyone ever been woken up by hunger? I had this for the first time, I woke up nautious from being so hungry, had to knock down some grub at 230 am.

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Did you need to be changed and rocked back to bed too? Or did you just cry and keep your parents up all night?[/quote]

Yea unfortunately, after all, not all of us can remain in our mother’s womb all our lives, and get rocked by default. [/quote]

You sound bitter[/quote]

More like jelly, because if I did, I could then have used the screenname Count Rockula. [/quote]
Hahahah! “Rock”-a-bye FUCK YOU COUNT!

[quote]Edgy wrote:
Picture of my nutsack

In color for IH.

(weirdo)[/quote]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm… nuts in a bag.

(dork)

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Anyone ever been woken up by hunger? I had this for the first time, I woke up nautious from being so hungry, had to knock down some grub at 230 am.

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You smoking the reefer now, there, hippie?

I guess nl didn’t like my veil joke.

Fuck you Lexus, my car just got recalled…for the 5th fucking time.

Fuck all of you as wee

Phaggits

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I guess nl didn’t like my veil joke.[/quote]

it’s not that I didn’t like it. it just wasn’t funny :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I was thinking veiled sexy like this one!

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Anyone ever been woken up by hunger? I had this for the first time, I woke up nautious from being so hungry, had to knock down some grub at 230 am.

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Just about every night.

This is why a half gallon of ice cream has about a 24-36 hour lifespan in our apartment… That’s part of the reason we stopped buying it.

[quote]nlmain wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I guess nl didn’t like my veil joke.[/quote]

it’s not that I didn’t like it. it just wasn’t funny :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I was thinking veiled sexy like this one![/quote]

PWND by the French Canadian.

I’m sad.

Took the doggy to get her checked out and they were thinking heart worms at an already severe level. Instead of bringing her back home I took her to the shelter :frowning: :frowning:

To get her tested further and treated would have a lot of money we don’t have. It’s a shame, cause she was such a good dog.

Back story:
The MPs found her in a remote area on base and I took her in nearly two weeks ago. I did all the right stuff to contact owners, etc…

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I’m sad.

Took the doggy to get her checked out and they were thinking heart worms at an already severe level. Instead of bringing her back home I took her to the shelter :frowning: :frowning:

To get her tested further and treated would have a lot of money we don’t have. It’s a shame, cause she was such a good dog.

Back story:
The MPs found her in a remote area on base and I took her in nearly two weeks ago. I did all the right stuff to contact owners, etc… [/quote]

Why didnt you just put the dog down? Not being mean, I have a ton of animals, just asking.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I’m sad.

Took the doggy to get her checked out and they were thinking heart worms at an already severe level. Instead of bringing her back home I took her to the shelter :frowning: :frowning:

To get her tested further and treated would have a lot of money we don’t have. It’s a shame, cause she was such a good dog.

Back story:
The MPs found her in a remote area on base and I took her in nearly two weeks ago. I did all the right stuff to contact owners, etc… [/quote]

Awwwwwwwww :frowning:

Poor girl.

I know you’re a Sevendust fan…

We had every intention of keeping her until it was discovered that she’s sick.

Animal Shelter= putting her down

pretty much…

Thanks IH :frowning:

merde. big merde Mims …

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

Too many to count lol. No I don’t appreciate them! They don’t upset me either but random cock shots from strangers are not that exciting.

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This is what I’m saying. Some rando cock sitting there, not quite fully erect if not flaccid, because no matter how hard you try you can never get the camera ready in time without losing some of it. Tell me the put a dollar bill on teh counter next to it to show you how big it is.

And if it is flaccid? FUCK. Hanging there all frumpy, foreskin wrinkled and over whelming, seriously looks like a depressed sweet potato, crying the lonely tears of a mime never allowed to entertain.

I’m sure these sully fuckers never manscape appropriately either. They are no doubt using a super high def (hey look I’m a man over compensating for the tiny hairy penis i’m sending you a pic of) camera. So there is Mr. Saggy balls with a random patch of hair that has been missed every shave session for the last three years.

So when you try and find beauty in the poor, sad little cock in in your inbox, you are ultimately just dragged into depression, and disgusted by the 15cm gnarly pubic hair in the upper left hand corner of the pic.

WTF is wrong with people?

Yeah I used metric cuz you are tha Canadianz
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The random 2 that I’ve gotten (from the same guy) were both hard. I’d never seen a Prince Albert before so we actually ended up talking about that and it’s effects on oral and actual sex. It ended up being a very informative PM session.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
We had every intention of keeping her until it was discovered that she’s sick.

Animal Shelter= putting her down

pretty much…

Thanks IH :frowning:
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That totally stinks! I bet that’s why she was put out. Would they even be able to cure her of the heart worms? Or would her life just turn to shit? Putting her down might be the best thing. Man, I think I’m going to cry.

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
We had every intention of keeping her until it was discovered that she’s sick.

Animal Shelter= putting her down

pretty much…

Thanks IH :frowning:
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That totally stinks! I bet that’s why she was put out. Would they even be able to cure her of the heart worms? Or would her life just turn to shit? Putting her down might be the best thing. Man, I think I’m going to cry.[/quote]

dude, sucks about the dog

[quote]nlmain wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
I guess nl didn’t like my veil joke.[/quote]

it’s not that I didn’t like it. it just wasn’t funny :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I was thinking veiled sexy like this one![/quote]

Where did you find that picture of Edgy?

Do some people just fucking have Alzheimer’s?

Acquaintance offered to do a logo for the startup I was with last year. I offered payment, he refused and said to come to him with ideas for the logo. I couldn’t get a hold of him for a year. I think he just committed to something that he didn’t to commit to, but I didn’t like that he flat out ignored my calls/emails/texts.

Now, a few days ago, I get an email from him asking if I can get him a position as art director at my company. Yeah, sure, I will go out of my fucking way for your dumbass who avoided me for a year. Sure, I don’t remember that AT ALL.

Some people are either fucking retarded, have Alzheimer’s, or assume you forgot about the last impression they left on you. Cracks me the fuck up. Fucking fools.