Ever Feel like a Thread Killer? 40

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Went wedding dress shopping today. My woman looks dang good in all the dresses, I think we found the one, too. Her butt looks very nice in it. [/quote]

This is interesting because my little sister went dress shopping today too… and she’s also mormon(man how did we grow up so different… sidebar sorry).

I’m onto you byukid.[/quote]

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol ok so before the lecture comes, let’s end it here.

I am of the night, you are not. You find meaning in God, mine comes from people. We will never see eye to eye with regards to how people should behave. There is a common tie though. We look after our brothers and sisters who share this planet with us. And that fact is stronger than any difference we have in our personalities or points of view.

If I ever met you I feel like you’d try to baptize me. You’d be like “hey Rocky let’s go to that river over there for a swim” and id be like “are there white women there?” And you would answer “as far as the eye can see”. Then I would sprint to the river only to be captured by a crowd of nuns …

I’m on to you Christopher. I know your games[/quote]

Well, you got one part right. I do take care of my brothers and sisters. However, I’d never baptize against someone’s will. ;)[/quote]

An exorcism or some shit you’ll come up with lol

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Gotta go through psychological among other types of test before you’d even be considered for something like that.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol ok so before the lecture comes, let’s end it here.

I am of the night, you are not. You find meaning in God, mine comes from people. We will never see eye to eye with regards to how people should behave. There is a common tie though. We look after our brothers and sisters who share this planet with us. And that fact is stronger than any difference we have in our personalities or points of view.

If I ever met you I feel like you’d try to baptize me. You’d be like “hey Rocky let’s go to that river over there for a swim” and id be like “are there white women there?” And you would answer “as far as the eye can see”. Then I would sprint to the river only to be captured by a crowd of nuns …

I’m on to you Christopher. I know your games[/quote]

Well, you got one part right. I do take care of my brothers and sisters. However, I’d never baptize against someone’s will. ;)[/quote]

An exorcism or some shit you’ll come up with lol

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Gotta go through psychological among other types of test before you’d even be considered for something like that.[/quote]

I’ve already frustrated two doctors…

IM GOING TO THE GYM NOW BEEZIES!!!

Here’s to an epic upper body day yay me.
(see, pre success celebration HA! If I don’t get those forties up for four sets of eight beeeeeeuuuuuuteeeeefulllll presses I will be so the pissed!)

Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.[/quote]

Are your chances of getting laid > / = with either choice?

Thats what I’d base MY decision on.

Gas prices such as they are its hard for me to drive anywhere without at least a 4% chance of getting laid.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.[/quote]

Are your chances of getting laid > / = with either choice?

Thats what I’d base MY decision on.

Gas prices such as they are its hard for me to drive anywhere without at least a 4% chance of getting laid.
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Your right,I think im going to just chill out. I need to stop hooking up with strippers anyway.

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.[/quote]

Chill.

Hi.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.[/quote]

Chill.[/quote]

Dont listen to this guy. He hates naked people and fun.


This is my face when watching the Bulls.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Should I go to the titty bar again or should I just chill tonight,hmmmm.[/quote]

Are your chances of getting laid > / = with either choice?

Thats what I’d base MY decision on.

Gas prices such as they are its hard for me to drive anywhere without at least a 4% chance of getting laid.
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How much is a trip to Utah? Your chances are 50/50 if you get me drunk.

Best booty??? Ugh

[quote]aeyogi wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My butt is SO BIG![/quote]

<Places picture on the altar, and worships Hallowed’s lovely backside>

I popped in this thread before and it was all LOL Cats; If I had known that Hallowed’s bum was viewed and discussed here, I seriously would have paid more attention to this thread![/quote]

LOL cats are a close second I say!!!

[quote]debraD wrote:
Best booty??? Ugh

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That site is shit.

And bunnies are OK too! Night all!

[quote]debraD wrote:
Best booty??? Ugh

http://guyism.com/sports/25-of-the-best-booties-in-sports-today.html/attachment/hannah-teter

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How the fuck is that one of the 25 best? Most of those are solid choices, that one feels so ‘odd one out.’

Sup TK…

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My butt is SO BIG!

That’s it I am so one hundred percent back on my diet.

Who thinks I can lose ten pounds by the second weekend of July?

Cuz I swear I will be slightly more happy when I lose ten pounds.

FYI weight has stayed the same for like last six weeks cuz I’ve been eating like Professor X.[/quote]

Get the HOT-ROX from here. I’m losing weight finally again. And it appears to be leaving the muscle there.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
My butt is SO BIG!

That’s it I am so one hundred percent back on my diet.

Who thinks I can lose ten pounds by the second weekend of July?

Cuz I swear I will be slightly more happy when I lose ten pounds.

FYI weight has stayed the same for like last six weeks cuz I’ve been eating like Professor X.[/quote]

You’re HOT.

Accept it.

And I don’t understand why you have problems getting a guy. Men in Cali must be stupid.

I’m single again. :wink:

And I’m only in the middle of the country… Right smack dab in the middle.