I’m seeing the 2359 Thirsday showing of Thor in 50 minutes 
Yea fuck that, I can wait til the sun is shining to watch that shit.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Yea fuck that, I can wait til the sun is shining to watch that shit. [/quote]
I have to wait until Sat or Mon, I work weekends.
Hi Max!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Applied for another 12 months of forbearance on one of my student loans. It’s already up to $17K…Gonna be paying these things until I retire…[/quote]
Hit some of that Longaaaaa baby!
Why you no bet come-come babeeeeeeee???
So I placed an ad on Craigslist seeing if someone would trade cash for an Amazon gift card I got. I get a response:
“That’s such a dumb trade. Who would do that trade?”
No counter offer, just a comment.
I changed my first and last name in my email profile to Sandy Vagina and told him to lay out in the sun this weekend while cleaning the sand out his vaj. And thanks for the input.
I placed another ad for a brand new (as in never opened) air purifier with LINKS showing that it’s easily $95-110 online (not including shipping) and I get an “offer” for $50. Are people retarded? I think the impression people get from a site or store influences how much they’re willing to penny pinch.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol ok so before the lecture comes, let’s end it here.
I am of the night, you are not. You find meaning in God, mine comes from people. We will never see eye to eye with regards to how people should behave. There is a common tie though. We look after our brothers and sisters who share this planet with us. And that fact is stronger than any difference we have in our personalities or points of view.
If I ever met you I feel like you’d try to baptize me. You’d be like “hey Rocky let’s go to that river over there for a swim” and id be like “are there white women there?” And you would answer “as far as the eye can see”. Then I would sprint to the river only to be captured by a crowd of nuns …
I’m on to you Christopher. I know your games[/quote]
Well, you got one part right. I do take care of my brothers and sisters. However, I’d never baptize against someone’s will. 
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
So I placed an ad on Craigslist seeing if someone would trade cash for an Amazon gift card I got. I get a response:
“That’s such a dumb trade. Who would do that trade?”
No counter offer, just a comment.
I changed my first and last name in my email profile to Sandy Vagina and told him to lay out in the sun this weekend while cleaning the sand out his vaj. And thanks for the input.
I placed another ad for a brand new (as in never opened) air purifier with LINKS showing that it’s easily $95-110 online (not including shipping) and I get an “offer” for $50. Are people retarded? I think the impression people get from a site or store influences how much they’re willing to penny pinch.[/quote]
You ever been on the “personals” section?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
So I placed an ad on Craigslist seeing if someone would trade cash for an Amazon gift card I got. I get a response:
“That’s such a dumb trade. Who would do that trade?”
No counter offer, just a comment.
I changed my first and last name in my email profile to Sandy Vagina and told him to lay out in the sun this weekend while cleaning the sand out his vaj. And thanks for the input.
I placed another ad for a brand new (as in never opened) air purifier with LINKS showing that it’s easily $95-110 online (not including shipping) and I get an “offer” for $50. Are people retarded? I think the impression people get from a site or store influences how much they’re willing to penny pinch.[/quote]
Make sure you change your name back, otherwise that could get awkward.
Good things and bad things are happening to me at the same time! HOW DO I FEEL!?
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Good things and bad things are happening to me at the same time! HOW DO I FEEL!?[/quote]
Naked?
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Good things and bad things are happening to me at the same time! HOW DO I FEEL!?[/quote]
Naked?[/quote]
Well ACTUAlLY I guess technically I do.
Under my slanket.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Good things and bad things are happening to me at the same time! HOW DO I FEEL!?[/quote]
Naked?[/quote]
Well ACTUAlLY I guess technically I do.
Under my slanket.[/quote]
Slanket. It’s such a horrible fucking word. Why did they call them that? =/
See if you say “HO YOU, ya fuckin’ slanket!” with a really broad and nasally heavy Glaswegian accent you’ll hear what I mean.
They coulda been Snuggles or something cute…
My boy has to start shaving… Sorta bitter sweet. I’m happy for him, but it is sad at the same time.
Otherwise, I’ll be gone until Sunday bitches. I’ll be in the Berkshires visiting the Family.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Lol ok so before the lecture comes, let’s end it here.
I am of the night, you are not. You find meaning in God, mine comes from people. We will never see eye to eye with regards to how people should behave. There is a common tie though. We look after our brothers and sisters who share this planet with us. And that fact is stronger than any difference we have in our personalities or points of view.
If I ever met you I feel like you’d try to baptize me. You’d be like “hey Rocky let’s go to that river over there for a swim” and id be like “are there white women there?” And you would answer “as far as the eye can see”. Then I would sprint to the river only to be captured by a crowd of nuns …
I’m on to you Christopher. I know your games[/quote]
Well, you got one part right. I do take care of my brothers and sisters. However, I’d never baptize against someone’s will. ;)[/quote]
An exorcism or some shit you’ll come up with lol
I have dreams about sex with my girlfirnd. But in the dreams I’ve cloned her so there are like 10 of her
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have dreams about sex with my girlfirnd. But in the dreams I’ve cloned her so there are like 10 of her
[/quote]
Do they get along with each other?
Morning gang. Hai Charlie.
Morning all!
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have dreams about sex with my girlfirnd. But in the dreams I’ve cloned her so there are like 10 of her
[/quote]
Do they get along with each other?
[/quote]
Of course they do. Its mostly them fucking each other with stra pons.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I have dreams about sex with my girlfirnd. But in the dreams I’ve cloned her so there are like 10 of her
[/quote]
Do they get along with each other?
[/quote]
Of course they do. Its mostly them fucking me with strap-ons.
[/quote]
Sweet dreams then, eh rock?