Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer 38

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So ah…I was playing around with the wife and asked her to measure my calfs and arms for me, and she ended up measuring my unit after we were flirting and playing around.

So I’m pretty much almost as big around as I am long… So ah… Am I a freak?[/quote]

Ha… Greeny did this, too.

She called it “symmetrical”. :confused:

Which is better protection?

9 small dogs
1 large dog

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Which is better protection?

9 small dogs
1 large dog

[/quote]

1 dog and a gun.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Which is better protection?

9 small dogs
1 large dog

[/quote]

a gun.[/quote]

Fixed.

A dog is a companion and a pet. Not a defense system.

While a good alarm, never train a dog to attack humans as a civilian.

My dog attacks the pizza man with her tail.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
Which is better protection?

9 small dogs
1 large dog

[/quote]

a gun.[/quote]

Fixed.

A dog is a companion and a pet. Not a defense system.

While a good alarm, never train a dog to attack humans as a civilian. [/quote]

A dog is good DETERRENT OF an attack or break in.

Othewrwise, I agree.

TB’s parent’s house got broken into while his dad was out of town last night. She already has 9 Bichons and wants to get a big dog ‘for protection.’ He left her his HK, so the gun part is taken care of. I was just thinking 9 Bichons is already a great deterrent. She doesn’t need another dog.

They live in BFE, it’s not a weird animal hoarder situation.

I meant deterrent, not an attack dog. She’d probably put herself in harms way before one of her babies.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
TB’s parent’s house got broken into while his dad was out of town last night. She already has 9 Bichons and wants to get a big dog ‘for protection.’ He left her his HK, so the gun part is taken care of. I was just thinking 9 Bichons is already a great deterrent. She doesn’t need another dog.

They live in BFE, it’s not a weird animal hoarder situation. [/quote]

Holy shit! NINE?!?

Do they breed them?

NO, they do NOT need another dog.


A pack of 9 Bichons.

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A pure satanist made some sort of nutmeg cinamon disaster of a pot of coffee at my office this morning. I didn’t realize it till I stuck my nose in a fresh mug.

All I need is black coffee, and lots of it. It’s not much to ask for when I give the coffee room person my $5 every month. SONOFABITCH!

[/quote]

Are all guys anti flavor?[/quote]

I’m not anti flavor, I just want my coffee to taste like coffe and not some sort of swiss confection. It’s gross.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
TB’s parent’s house got broken into while his dad was out of town last night. She already has 9 Bichons and wants to get a big dog ‘for protection.’ He left her his HK, so the gun part is taken care of. I was just thinking 9 Bichons is already a great deterrent. She doesn’t need another dog.

They live in BFE, it’s not a weird animal hoarder situation. [/quote]

Holy shit! NINE?!?

Do they breed them?

NO, they do NOT need another dog.[/quote]

One of them had puppies before she got them fixed and well, you know. She’s been ‘trying’ to find them homes for a while now.

She did have 5 kids living at home and as of last year they’re all out of the house. That seems to bring on puppy syndrome in many parents.

9 Bichons are not good deterrents.

1 big dog, however, is.

My buddy has a Rotweiler and while he’s completely gentle and nice, he can put my whole head in his mouth. There’s something to be said about the potential risk in that, and a sneak theif will think twice.

well that is one cute pack of doggies! Bichons are good lil circus dogs i have seen a pack like that in a circus show very very adorable.

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
TB’s parent’s house got broken into while his dad was out of town last night. She already has 9 Bichons and wants to get a big dog ‘for protection.’ He left her his HK, so the gun part is taken care of. I was just thinking 9 Bichons is already a great deterrent. She doesn’t need another dog.

They live in BFE, it’s not a weird animal hoarder situation. [/quote]

Holy shit! NINE?!?

Do they breed them?

NO, they do NOT need another dog.[/quote]

One of them had puppies before she got them fixed and well, you know. She’s been ‘trying’ to find them homes for a while now.

She did have 5 kids living at home and as of last year they’re all out of the house. That seems to bring on puppy syndrome in many parents.
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Oh, right.

My mom had 3 Pomeranians at one point. The oldest (and her favorite) passed away Monday.

Did a lot of valuables get taken, Pch?

Oh, sorry to hear about your moms puppy.

They took all the precription pain meds (TBs dad blew out his shoulder playing soccer last year) from the downstairs bathroom before the pack sounded an alert. Makes me think it was probably a teenager.

sigh

So yeah… Back to my penis…

Any of you have the same issue?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So yeah… Back to my penis…

Any of you have the same issue?[/quote]

You didn’t see mah post?

I’m sure it isn’t the same “issue” though :frowning:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So yeah… Back to my penis…

Any of you have the same issue?[/quote]

We need a picture to make accurate assessments.