[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
yawn
anybodies gots some coffees?
where’s Bettie?..she usually doles out the coffee mugs.[/quote]
I have coffee. All over my desk, legs and floor. :([/quote]
can I start on your legs?
I can work my way up to your desk…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
That’s a lot of caffeination.
Slightly crazy and recently terminated employee (to Lindsay, Boss1, Boss2, and Paralegal):
“OMG Joe Smith’s possible son, Fred Smith, just kidnapped a woman and held her hostage and we have the sheriff going out to contact Joe Smith and the sheriff’s gonna get killed and I know you fired me but I am still gonna contact the sheriff to warn him!”
Lindsay’s REPLY TO ALL oopsy:
“She’s confusing the Smith case (trespass trial) with the Jones case (sheriff issue). What should I do?”
Ooops. This is why you don’t “reply to all.” I meant to delete her email from the reply to all before sending… I’m just glad I didn’t say anything rude.[/quote]
^ funny commercial Ink.
Reply All is the devil.
That button should be blinking bright orange and WAAAY on the other side of the screen. That way if you replied to all you really fucking meant it.
and,
A pure satanist made some sort of nutmeg cinamon disaster of a pot of coffee at my office this morning. I didn’t realize it till I stuck my nose in a fresh mug.
All I need is black coffee, and lots of it. It’s not much to ask for when I give the coffee room person my $5 every month. SONOFABITCH!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me. [/quote]
It was my understanding that you have a boyfriend, am I correct?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Lindsay’s REPLY TO ALL oopsy:
“She’s confusing the Smith case (trespass trial) with the Jones case (sheriff issue). What should I do?”
Ooops. This is why you don’t “reply to all.” I meant to delete her email from the reply to all before sending… I’m just glad I didn’t say anything rude.[/quote]
Oh bacon snatch, you are too cute~
Every week at the bank, we have to answer a compliance question and every few months a branch manager replies to all and nobody else ever does. The best was when someone did that and they answered the question WRONG.
STUPID ASIAN POP SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AND IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!
Went out for Korean BBQ and my brother and I noticed they play this song every damn time. We even caught some Asian businessmen singing it at their table. I wish I had recorded it on video.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
My dad got audited twice, 2 years in a row. He had a business in the garage which he never claimed. I remember as a kid, these guys in black suits coming to our house, with my father then telling my mom to go cook up some of the really good Italian food. Basically, with the opening of a wallet (and the lifting of a fork), it all seemed to go away. Kinda funny seeing that as a 12 year old. I remember asking what it was all about, and my dad replied with, “Son if you can’t beat 'em, feed 'em.”[/quote]
I remember taken an econ class and reading that Italy’s economy was underrated for a long time due to all the unreported income.
Life is has been going okay ever since I lowered my expectations and standards.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A pure satanist made some sort of nutmeg cinamon disaster of a pot of coffee at my office this morning. I didn’t realize it till I stuck my nose in a fresh mug.
All I need is black coffee, and lots of it. It’s not much to ask for when I give the coffee room person my $5 every month. SONOFABITCH!
[/quote]
Are all guys anti flavor?
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me. [/quote]
It was my understanding that you have a boyfriend, am I correct?[/quote]
Yeah, I was lamenting for female kind in general.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A pure satanist made some sort of nutmeg cinamon disaster of a pot of coffee at my office this morning. I didn’t realize it till I stuck my nose in a fresh mug.
All I need is black coffee, and lots of it. It’s not much to ask for when I give the coffee room person my $5 every month. SONOFABITCH!
[/quote]
Are all guys anti flavor?[/quote]
I prefer coffee black, too. Lately, mostly tea-ginger and green mixed.
So ah…I was playing around with the wife and asked her to measure my calfs and arms for me, and she ended up measuring my unit after we were flirting and playing around.
So I’m pretty much almost as big around as I am long… So ah… Am I a freak?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me. [/quote]
This is totally why I’m single.
I’m just too ridiculously good looking.
Anyways, I’m Back. Who missed me?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
A pure satanist made some sort of nutmeg cinamon disaster of a pot of coffee at my office this morning. I didn’t realize it till I stuck my nose in a fresh mug.
All I need is black coffee, and lots of it. It’s not much to ask for when I give the coffee room person my $5 every month. SONOFABITCH!
[/quote]
Are all guys anti flavor?[/quote]
I prefer coffee black, too. Lately, mostly tea-ginger and green mixed.[/quote]
Do you buy ginger green or mix green and actual ginger? I’ve been trying to perfect the latter and it’s coming out odd. I haven’t found the ideal amount of ginger and steep time.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So ah…I was playing around with the wife and asked her to measure my calfs and arms for me, and she ended up measuring my unit after we were flirting and playing around.
So I’m pretty much almost as big around as I am long… So ah… Am I a freak?[/quote]
Yes
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me. [/quote]
This is totally why I’m single.
I’m just too ridiculously good looking.
Anyways, I’m Back. Who missed me?
[/quote]
i was gone too.
And I’ll be honest. It took me awhile to work up the nuts to ask my wife out. And then again after she said no, and then again, and again, again, agian, again… Until she said yes 8 months later.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m reading the ‘don’t hit on girls in the gym’ thread and it’s ridiculous.
I don’t get hit on 35x per week, does that mean I’m not attractive?[/quote]
Some really attractive women don’t get hit on because they are so attractive, let’s keep it real. [/quote]
Yes, I hear that’s the most common reason women are single. They are just too hot.
I’m attributing it to the fact that in the last week I’ve only left the house for class. Someone after class last night told me they really enjoyed conversations with me. It was a nice compliment, but I don’t think he was hitting on me. [/quote]
This is totally why I’m single.
I’m just too ridiculously good looking.
Anyways, I’m Back. Who missed me?
[/quote]
i was gone too.
And I’ll be honest. It took me awhile to work up the nuts to ask my wife out. And then again after she said no, and then again, and again, again, agian, again… Until she said yes 8 months later.
[/quote]
well thats pretty darn sweet really.
In case anyone is thinking about flying and saving scratch…
