[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”[/quote]
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would.
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You got to touch booty this weekend, how bad could today have been?[/quote]
Well it’s really what didn’t happen today because it wound up with: I had two papers postponed, a quiz postponed, an exam with a huge curve, an easy day in calculus, and my geology rock quiz got changed to tomorrow. So it was a huge relief, though I still have a lot to do.
Also, I would have thrown one of my wives at him, but I don’t allow my women to get learning. We learned that lesson with the slaves- if they get learning, they get uppity.[/quote]
I do not let my women learn either. I keep them in a pouch on my back and launch them at people like boomerangs.
I don’t know, even if I refrained from grabbing my girl’s, she’d be grabbing at me, so either way we’d end up tangled up and bruised. And if I didn’t fuck her, she’d fuck me.
No escape from the predator.
I made her roommate practically move out for a week while I was there because she couldn’t stand all the screaming/moaning/furniture squeaking. I would like to think of myself as the Johnny Appleseed of good sex, adding an extra gear to the more vanilla folks. Make them squirm, make them yearn.
Dude, if you can have sex after getting married, can you at least get some blowjobs with a promise ring or something?
If not, why not just marry right now, if you think she’s the one? That way, you get sex regularly and stress relief regularly, so “calculus” won’t stress you out.
Hahaha, well the marriage thing… I don’t know. It’s crazy. We can’t really make any plans until I know what’s happening this summer because if I wind up going overseas I don’t want to get married, but if I wind up in Houston, we’ll go ahead and get hitched. Fun times.
Right back at you babe! This staying home thing is weird for me, I haven’t done it in 12 years for this long. My sleep schedule is all messed up and it really doesn’t even matter.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Gnite TK. Hang in there Beans.
I also want to know WHAT IH is watching.[/quote]
I watched the Underworld trilogy and River Monsters on Animal Planet, whilst drinking my pre-workout coffee. Oh, I played with mah kitteh, Amber, and was dying in a hot apartment …
It was just one of those odd times that I felt like watching tv.
Plus, my laptop has a bullshit anti-virus-virus, that I have to get rid of.
So I’m off today and tomorrow. Took my car into the shop so it can get fixed, got a rental, went to the laundromat, returned IH’s book that broke, spent way over my $25 gift card at Bed, Bath, & Beyond, came home to do more laundry, re-arrange/organize the bedroom & living room, cleaned out the litter box, unloaded/loaded the dishwasher, took out the garbage, and am now eating Pizza Hut pizza while I rest for a few minutes.
I hope I’m never this productive/domestic on an off day, especially a MONDAY, again.
