[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I actually do see most of my friends pretty frequently. [/quote]
I haves no freinds. I hate every one and they hate me.
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Edgy’s self portrait, while thinking of Toots
I’m hurtin. I’ll exchange a 5 course frenchie meal for a 2 hour massage. I think its fair.
Sounds like a fair trade
[quote]nlmain wrote:
I’m hurtin. I’ll exchange a 5 course frenchie meal for a 2 hour massage. I think its fair.
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I’m on my way.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I actually do see most of my friends pretty frequently. [/quote]
I haves no freinds. I hate every one and they hate me.
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Edgy’s self portrait, while thinking of Toots[/quote]
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”[/quote]
buahahahahaha thats kinda awesome lol.
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”[/quote]
Yoo should have thrown one of your wives at him.
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would.
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You got to touch booty this weekend, how bad could today have been?
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”[/quote]
buahahahahaha thats kinda awesome lol.[/quote]
WE ARE AMUSED.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would. I love taking a world religions class at BYU. It’s like the hive of ignorance, e.g. a stupid question asked about Buddhism and the professor’s answer was “You do realize we’re not talking about mormons, right?”[/quote]
buahahahahaha thats kinda awesome lol.[/quote]
WE ARE AMUSED.[/quote]
We enjoy the mormon funeeeez
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
Well today didn’t suck nearly as bad as I presumed it would.
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You got to touch booty this weekend, how bad could today have been?[/quote]
Well it’s really what didn’t happen today because it wound up with: I had two papers postponed, a quiz postponed, an exam with a huge curve, an easy day in calculus, and my geology rock quiz got changed to tomorrow. So it was a huge relief, though I still have a lot to do.
Also, I would have thrown one of my wives at him, but I don’t allow my women to get learning. We learned that lesson with the slaves- if they get learning, they get uppity.
There’s a facebook page called “Overheard@BYU” that provides lots of mormon hilarity. SOme of the best:
“Where would we be in this world without perseverance? Aladdin would have never gotten out of the cave of secrets. Wall-e wouldn’t have gotten back to Eve. I would’ve never gotten my first girlfriend. That took me four years.”
Nameless Girl: “So Fred, if you’re not black, then what ethnicity are you?”
Me: “Um, I believe that the technical term for someone of my… ahem… ethnicity… is Afro-Dominican…”
Nameless Girl: “Oh come on Fred, that’s not a real thing…”
Me: “…”
Professor Cooper (PlSc 170): If we are going to put things we are afraid of we are going to have to include Al Qaeda, North Korea, and Justin Bieber.
Do you live with your girlfriend? (I take it that that’s not allowed)
What resulted in you touching her booty this weekend? Accident? Truth or Dare? Sexual “favor” for doing her calculus homework (and was it “integration”) ?
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Do you live with your girlfriend? (I take it that that’s not allowed)
What resulted in you touching her booty this weekend? Accident? Truth or Dare? Sexual “favor” for doing her calculus homework (and was it “integration”) ?[/quote]
A rousing game of blind man’s bluff?
I love premarital sex, bacon, wine/tequila, cigars, and playing craps.
I’m not allowed in any faith.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Do you live with your girlfriend? (I take it that that’s not allowed)
What resulted in you touching her booty this weekend? Accident? Truth or Dare? Sexual “favor” for doing her calculus homework (and was it “integration”) ?[/quote]
An arousing game of blind man’s muff?[/quote]
By the way, I’ve heard all about SLO chicks…
…
xoxo
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Do you live with your girlfriend? (I take it that that’s not allowed)
What resulted in you touching her booty this weekend? Accident? Truth or Dare? Sexual “favor” for doing her calculus homework (and was it “integration”) ?[/quote]
An arousing game of blind man’s muff?[/quote]
By the way, I’ve heard all about SLO chicks…
…
xoxo[/quote]
lol.
WELL… if you heard that they are uber pretty tis true.
If you heard anything else it was about the girls that go to Cal Poly, the born and raised girls are NOT slorey.
The booty grabbing was basically me just going out on a limb and her not getting upset. I don’t think it’ll be happening often, but it was a little gift. We don’t live together.