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[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]

Hey, you should know by now that your body doesn’t always function perfectly 100% of the time…

Anyway…

I have allergies and I get nose-bleeds along with those allergies. Lately, everything’s been pretty calm.

…except that night.

As I was cumming, I held my breath for a split-second too long and the next thing I know, I feel a rush of blood come streaming from my nose.

Well, Greeny had many large drops of blood on her ass, back, and even a little on her new pillow case.

It looked like a crime scene.

Not one of my best moments.

So there you go…[/quote]
Some people are into that,just so you know.[/quote]

Yeah that’s not so bad. Blood from the the nose isn’t as bad as blood from other places!

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disappoint.

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Hey, I’m killing school right now. It’s awesome.

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yesss

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]

Hey, you should know by now that your body doesn’t always function perfectly 100% of the time…

Anyway…

I have allergies and I get nose-bleeds along with those allergies. Lately, everything’s been pretty calm.

…except that night.

As I was cumming, I held my breath for a split-second too long and the next thing I know, I feel a rush of blood come streaming from my nose.

Well, Greeny had many large drops of blood on her ass, back, and even a little on her new pillow case.

It looked like a crime scene.

Not one of my best moments.

So there you go…[/quote]

Oh that’s not bad. I thought it was going to be a story about poo.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Joyce is perky and positive and kind of surfer-y.
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Oh hey guys, what’s up? Hope everyone’s having a great day!

(Really, PMPM?)

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In other news, I saw IH’s car yesterday. Didn’t know he was an ASU fan

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[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, I’m killing school right now. It’s awesome.[/quote]

Awesome what the prospect of a new car can do!

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I have touched many more and grosser things playing housewife this week then I ever have in lab.

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Yea its Friday. I get to take a day off the diet and eat a burger and have a drink. Praise the lord.

BC just to back up you sound like Sam Jackson out of Pulp Fiction in my head.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:
Yea its Friday. I get to take a day off the diet and eat a burger and have a drink. Praise the lord.

BC just to back up you sound like Sam Jackson out of Pulp Fiction in my head.[/quote]
Where’d you go to get the burger? I have to take my car in to get it serviced and theres a smash burger a couple of streets away.

I cant find ANYBODY that wants to go to Mardi Gras with me in Galveston. Bunch of slack jawed faggots.

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[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Debra sounds like a perky cheerleader in my head.
Hallowed is a dry sarcastic “Daria” type.
Joyce is perky and positive and kind of surfer-y.
Edgy is deep and slightly mature sounding.
Toots is like Debra, but less Canadian.[/quote]

hahaha! Nooooo not a perky cheerleader! I do snicker a lot. But my um is ‘fucking fuck.’

That’s totally how I hear Hallowed too.

PMPM is laughing but always has a mocking tone.

Beast is grunting and throwing wimmens over his shoulder:)

Max sounds like a gladiator.
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This guy? Grunting and throwing the wimmens over his shoulder? Nah… I’m much too civilized for that type of tomfoolery.

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[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Yea its Friday. I get to take a day off the diet and eat a burger and have a drink. Praise the lord.

BC just to back up you sound like Sam Jackson out of Pulp Fiction in my head.[/quote]
Where’d you go to get the burger? I have to take my car in to get it serviced and theres a smash burger a couple of streets away.

I cant find ANYBODY that wants to go to Mardi Gras with me in Galveston. Bunch of slack jawed faggots.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha the only Mardi Gras I will ever go to will be in New Orleans. Chances are when I get off work and pick up kids I will end up eating left over pork chops and having a drink is all for dinner. I have yet to have a smash burger, south side does not have that or 5 guys. I heard they are building one. Also have wifes family coming over tomorrow for birthday stuff so I couldnt do anything this weekend.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Yea its Friday. I get to take a day off the diet and eat a burger and have a drink. Praise the lord.

BC just to back up you sound like Sam Jackson out of Pulp Fiction in my head.[/quote]
Where’d you go to get the burger? I have to take my car in to get it serviced and theres a smash burger a couple of streets away.

I cant find ANYBODY that wants to go to Mardi Gras with me in Galveston. Bunch of slack jawed faggots.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha the only Mardi Gras I will ever go to will be in New Orleans. Chances are when I get off work and pick up kids I will end up eating left over pork chops and having a drink is all for dinner. I have yet to have a smash burger, south side does not have that or 5 guys. I heard they are building one. Also have wifes family coming over tomorrow for birthday stuff so I couldnt do anything this weekend. [/quote]
Last year I went to the Galveston one,it was pretty wild and packed. I cant even imagine how much more fun the one in NOLA is. Funny,im watching a gangland episode about NOLA gangs and I didnt know that people that committed a felony can be released after 60 days if there is no indictment. Great place to visit but I wouldnt want to live there.

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^ the wife and I went to the HOG rally last fall, that was fun. I am to old to go crazy shit anymore. To much to lose. That is for you crazy kids. NOLA is a shit hole you couldnt double my salary to move there. Even God wanted to clean it out…to soon?

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[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Debra sounds like a perky cheerleader in my head.
Hallowed is a dry sarcastic “Daria” type.
Joyce is perky and positive and kind of surfer-y.
Edgy is deep and slightly mature sounding.
Toots is like Debra, but less Canadian.[/quote]

hahaha! Nooooo not a perky cheerleader! I do snicker a lot. But my um is ‘fucking fuck.’

That’s totally how I hear Hallowed too.

PMPM is laughing but always has a mocking tone.

Beast is grunting and throwing wimmens over his shoulder:)

Max sounds like a gladiator.
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This guy? Grunting and throwing the wimmens over his shoulder? Nah… I’m much too civilized for that type of tomfoolery. [/quote]

there goes my fantasy :wink:

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I don’t understand people that must learn the hard way. Isn’t the fact that I’m teaching the class enough for you to respect me? Do I have to kick your ass? I’m old and my hip hurts. I don’t know if it’s because I’m a girl or just a blue belt.

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Enjoy.

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I say kick their asses and tie them up with their belts.

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[quote]nlmain wrote:
I say kick their asses and tie them up with their belts.

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Better is tieing them up with their own arms. Giftwrap from technical mount then as you go for the RNC start having a conversation with someone sitting against the wall. Kid, I don’t even have to pay attention to tap you.