It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps.
Back To School is on, hilarious movie.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
Ummm…you don’t want to know what happened to IH the other night as we were finishing.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
Ummm…you don’t want to know what happened to IH the other night as we were finishing.[/quote]
I seem to recall a story about his hamstring once ripping off at one end and deciding to no longer be a part of his body. It can’t be worse than that. Can it?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
Ummm…you don’t want to know what happened to IH the other night as we were finishing.[/quote]
I seem to recall a story about his hamstring once ripping off at one end and deciding to no longer be a part of his body. It can’t be worse than that. Can it?[/quote]
Well, no…but this was more on the disgusting side.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding. [/quote]
This happened with me once too. The guy almost puked on my back because the pain was so intense. I was understanding too.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding. [/quote]
Stretching breaks? That’s what the future holds?
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding. [/quote]
This happened with me once too. The guy almost puked on my back because the pain was so intense. I was understanding too. [/quote]
The night of some football games I played in, I would be sleeping, to be woken up to the meanest charlie horse on Earth in my quad. I would pull my leg back to stretch it, and then my hammy would cramp up too. So I had cramps in both my quad and hammy at the same time. I wished for death.
but yea, when its happening during sex it really sucks.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding. [/quote]
Stretching breaks? That’s what the future holds?[/quote]
I am thinking of having a gallon size bottle of water on the night stand, might save the mood more.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
Ummm…you don’t want to know what happened to IH the other night as we were finishing.[/quote]
I seem to recall a story about his hamstring once ripping off at one end and deciding to no longer be a part of his body. It can’t be worse than that. Can it?[/quote]
Well, no…but this was more on the disgusting side.[/quote]
Eeeewww
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
Ummm…you don’t want to know what happened to IH the other night as we were finishing.[/quote]
I seem to recall a story about his hamstring once ripping off at one end and deciding to no longer be a part of his body. It can’t be worse than that. Can it?[/quote]
Oh god…
I tore my quad (all 3 tendons) wrestling with the woman I was cheating with, pre-sex.
Suffice to say, that killed her mood… not mine, though.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]
Hey, you should know by now that your body doesn’t always function perfectly 100% of the time…
Anyway…
I have allergies and I get nose-bleeds along with those allergies. Lately, everything’s been pretty calm.
…except that night.
As I was cumming, I held my breath for a split-second too long and the next thing I know, I feel a rush of blood come streaming from my nose.
Well, Greeny had many large drops of blood on her ass, back, and even a little on her new pillow case.
It looked like a crime scene.
Not one of my best moments.
So there you go…
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]
You’re a micro bio major and get grossed out? How does that work?
My answer to “How to turn Ryan Seacrest into Jason Statham?” thread in the nutrition section.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
It’s official. I’m an old person. I think I just hurt my hip having sex. Move over gramps. [/quote]
I was on top once, and started to feel a cramp in my hammy. I had to stretch that shit out, good thing she was understanding. [/quote]
This happened with me once too. The guy almost puked on my back because the pain was so intense. I was understanding too. [/quote]
I’ve had that happen to me… she found it funny more than anything else. Damned leg days.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]
You’re a micro bio major and get grossed out? How does that work?[/quote]
I flip the switch back on outside of lab. Also, just because I can touch it with a gloved hand doesn’t mean I want it around during sex.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]
Hey, you should know by now that your body doesn’t always function perfectly 100% of the time…
Anyway…
I have allergies and I get nose-bleeds along with those allergies. Lately, everything’s been pretty calm.
…except that night.
As I was cumming, I held my breath for a split-second too long and the next thing I know, I feel a rush of blood come streaming from my nose.
Well, Greeny had many large drops of blood on her ass, back, and even a little on her new pillow case.
It looked like a crime scene.
Not one of my best moments.
So there you go…[/quote]
Some people are into that,just so you know.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I thought sex was supposed to get better as you get older. Not grosser and slower. [/quote]
Hey, you should know by now that your body doesn’t always function perfectly 100% of the time…
Anyway…
I have allergies and I get nose-bleeds along with those allergies. Lately, everything’s been pretty calm.
…except that night.
As I was cumming, I held my breath for a split-second too long and the next thing I know, I feel a rush of blood come streaming from my nose.
Well, Greeny had many large drops of blood on her ass, back, and even a little on her new pillow case.
It looked like a crime scene.
Not one of my best moments.
So there you go…[/quote]
I had a nosering for a month…But when I gave vigorous head sometimes I’d get a sudden gushing nose bleed. So… I took it out. Maybe I was doin wrong. But I dont think so?! IH I dunno how you get nosebleeds from doin it doggystyle though. Maybe y’all live on Mt. Everest or Denver.