I’d be the one collecting coats at the door
while everyone is amazed at Beansies bulge
and Tiggers ample Ass muscles
I actually think she’s at work
with PCH teaching them how to Roll
and PMPM is flashing those killer titties
and Hollies showing everyone her tats
and Toots is bringing out her battery operated BF
and Inky is flashing his tats
I’d be adjusting the sound on the TV
watching espn
feeling lonely…
cause everyone loves a Viking…
until he take off his helmet
he is just a man
but wait…
whats this i hear?
theres a pause in the frolicking
the room becomes still
conversation stops