Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? 32

I’m ready for a vacation too. sigh

No vacations for me. I’m going out of town for three massively inconvenient nights to take a stupid professional designation course. Complete with three hour written essay test at the end. FML.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
No vacations for me. I’m going out of town for three massively inconvenient nights to take a stupid professional designation course. Complete with three hour written essay test at the end. FML.

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For what profession?

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
No vacations for me. I’m going out of town for three massively inconvenient nights to take a stupid professional designation course. Complete with three hour written essay test at the end. FML.

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For what profession?[/quote]

This one is CIC (Certified Insurance Counsellor) its the hardest of the designations offered by the National Alliance (I’ve already got the CISR). I’ve got to take the last two classes this year to get in under the time limit.

Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.

oh and I didn’t answer the question did I? I’m a commercial Insurance Broker.

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.[/quote]

REALLY Chris. I wish had some on hungry’s o’rly owls.

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.[/quote]

REALLY Chris. I wish had some on hungry’s o’rly owls. [/quote]

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.[/quote]

Haha, I’ll think about it. Though their EULA did say that I would owe them $1000 if I did put someone else’s number up.

regarding roommate pranks best one I ever did was a fake eviction notice on the front door.
Bitch freaked out!

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]
You could do anything. Hell, there’s a million ideas on youtube that show the outcome.

Butter the floor maybe? (then make him clean it up)

Does he scare easily? You could hide and scare the shit out of him maybe, jump out and punch him in the dick?

Maybe try PIIHP while he sleeps? You’re still into that sorta thing, right? :wink:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.[/quote]

REALLY Chris. I wish had some on hungry’s o’rly owls. [/quote]
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I now bow out respectfully.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
oh and I didn’t answer the question did I? I’m a commercial Insurance Broker.[/quote]

Cool, I wanna try!

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:
Howdy folks!

Any ideas for a pranks on a roommate? I was going to put his cellphone number up on craiglist… but apparently the site doesn’t approve of that.[/quote]

Gotta put spaces and stars and a bunch of shit like that.

Like: 5559549 that’s how the prostitutes do it.[/quote]

REALLY Chris. I wish had some on hungry’s o’rly owls. [/quote]

Yeah, sometimes I go there to call them up and tell them to repent and baptize.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
regarding roommate pranks best one I ever did was a fake eviction notice on the front door.
Bitch freaked out! [/quote]

Lol

Prank:

Photocopy a paperclip about 100 copies worth.

Put copies back in the supply tray.

Folk’ll tear that bitch apart looking for it before they figure it out.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Prank:

Photocopy a paperclip about 100 copies worth.

Put copies back in the supply tray.

Folk’ll tear that bitch apart looking for it before they figure it out.[/quote]
That’s pretty funny. I’ll do that later!

Beast27195-Well its more like 6 days,its just 3 days spread across a week. Im actually excited because im going to be partying pretty fucking hard and going to Ikea and re-do my bathroom and maybe my kitchen.
Hallowed-You have my deepest sympathy.

[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Beast27195-Well its more like 6 days,its just 3 days spread across a week. Im actually excited because im going to be partying pretty fucking hard and going to Ikea and re-do my bathroom and maybe my kitchen.
Hallowed-You have my deepest sympathy.[/quote]