I have a “hard time” making it through an 8 hour work day.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Any activity followed by a nap is the best lifestyle ever.[/quote]
More fapping.
It’s an infinite loop.
Just remember to eat once in awhile…[/quote]
I actually don’t fap. I stopped a few years ago. [/quote]
What?[/quote]
When im getting a good seeing to on a regular basis I really don’t either.[/quote]
WAT?
My mind = blown…
I will never understand da womenz[/quote]
Fapping is always an added bonus even if you have someone to bone…
[quote]iron lung wrote:
I have a “hard time” making it through an 8 hour work day.[/quote]
THIS^^^
Is a bit overboard BUT still better then not fapping at all!
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???
Stanley Cup ring…
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.[/quote]
Cool.
I know just how to sweet talk you, huh? 
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.[/quote]
Cool.
I know just how to sweet talk you, huh? ;)[/quote]
Yes…especially the “Your life is full of win, you married me!” responding to my “I just can’t win, can I?”
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.[/quote]
Cool.
I know just how to sweet talk you, huh? ;)[/quote]
Yes…especially the “Your life is full of win, you married me!” responding to my “I just can’t win, can I?” [/quote]
Your laughter was like proof that it’s true. It was like pure, unadulterated joy, that you could no longer contain.
Dick speaks up “Hey, he made you pancakes… so, GIVE IT UP!!”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.[/quote]
Cool.
I know just how to sweet talk you, huh? ;)[/quote]
Yes…especially the “Your life is full of win, you married me!” responding to my “I just can’t win, can I?” [/quote]
Your laughter was like proof that it’s true. It was like pure, unadulterated joy, that you could no longer contain.
Dick speaks up “Hey, he made you pancakes… so, GIVE IT UP!!”[/quote]
He always makes me pancakes.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Fapping with a partner is an awesome thing, too…[/quote]
Maybe later???[/quote]
Are you asking, telling, or “maybe”?
[/quote]
I’m asking: if you’re going to fap later, may I help?[/quote]
I would much prefer “single person” sex, as opposed to the “married person sex” just mentioned…
Teh vag isn’t busted, correct?
[/quote]
The vag is not busted.[/quote]
Cool.
I know just how to sweet talk you, huh? ;)[/quote]
Yes…especially the “Your life is full of win, you married me!” responding to my “I just can’t win, can I?” [/quote]
Your laughter was like proof that it’s true. It was like pure, unadulterated joy, that you could no longer contain.
Dick speaks up “Hey, he made you pancakes… so, GIVE IT UP!!”[/quote]
He always makes me pancakes.[/quote]
She’s taking a short nap…
I think I married a narcoleptic 
I’ll just start without her if she doesn’t wake up.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
in diapers like some of the other peeps around here.[/quote]
Diapers=soiled Depends=Beans’ grumpiness?