This one always works!
[quote]byukid wrote:
one of my favorite things on the internet.[/quote]
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
one of my favorite things on the internet.[/quote]
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nice!
Thanks byu I’m scarred for life.
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Having a girl BFF kicks ass.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Having a girl BFF kicks ass.[/quote]
Isn’t this the general topic of most romances/romantic comedies?
And where the hell is everyone???
here!
I’m beginning to become THE asshole at this fucking gym every night! I can’t stand these fucking PT Allstars that need to announce to the entire world how fucking retarded they are with the weights! It’s like these fuckers want me to go the hell off on them.
If I’m listening to Slipknot or Hatebreed, as loud as my ipod goes, and I still here you fucking slamming the fucking weights on the floor because you can’t lower it during deadlifts, DECREASE THE FUCKING WEIGHT YOU GODDAMNED OXYGEN THIEF!
I can’t wait to tour my local Lifetime Fitness today as part of my free one week membership. I hope to scare the crap out of some rich yuppies.
morning sunshines.
you guys better be shining cause its pissing rain out my window.
[quote]debraD wrote:
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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I like to stay busy too. That all sounds great! I’m so glad your girl will be there.[/quote]
Me too. That will make everything much better. Oh I miss her massages pretty bad.[/quote]
Poor IH, every time I ask for a massage as foreplay, I fall asleep and he ends up fapping.[/quote]
This is called “married sex”.
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You need to put a game around that…IH isn’t ALLOWED to fap after the massage. >:)[/quote]
You guys have it all backwards-- IH should fap BEFORE massage. (Fap or be fapped).
Deb to dentist: Should I still wear my nightguard with this temporary cap? Dentist: Yes, I want you to wear it. It’ll be fine. Deb: But the mouthguard is really tight on my teeth. I have to wrench it off every time. Dentist: I want you to wear it.
48 hours later: Oh look the nightguard ripped the temporary out of my mouth on Day 2. I’m pissed. Sometimes the patient knows what the hell they are talking about.
[quote]nlmain wrote:
morning sunshines.
you guys better be shining cause its pissing rain out my window. [/quote]
Good morning, Ms. Main. I was in a mood, but then I went back to the T-Vixen thread and looked at your last photo. The “glowing” one. That and Yoko Kanno’s “Sora” brought me back down.
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Having a girl BFF kicks ass.[/quote]
Isn’t this the general topic of most romances/romantic comedies?
And where the hell is everyone??? [/quote]
I hope not,lol. Shes not really my type. Shes cute and all but I go for the short,busty blonde girls…ya know,the trashy look. Shes really petite and innocent looking. Shes cool because I cna actually smoke with her and mess around with her without the sexual tension.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Having a girl BFF kicks ass.[/quote]
Isn’t this the general topic of most romances/romantic comedies?
And where the hell is everyone??? [/quote]
I hope not,lol. Shes not really my type. Shes cute and all but I go for the short,busty blonde girls…ya know,the trashy look. Shes really petite and innocent looking. Shes cool because I cna actually smoke with her and mess around with her without the sexual tension.
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Uh-huh…that’s how it always starts. Just saying, man…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
IH you can remove me if it makes beans feel better, since I don’t use FB anymore anyhow ;)[/quote]
HAHA. It’s not you.
lol. You are like the least threatening person on these boards. You score low on the “i’m not sure if I want that person scoping my wife’s profile out and seeing what my kid looks like” scale. [/quote]
Ooops, my bad.
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