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[quote]inkaddict wrote:
A joke--------

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
    
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

“It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
    
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."
    
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare

chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at

his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”

HEY-YOOOO!!

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LOL…Love it!!!

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I agree with both of those pics Toots.

Especially the bread one :confused:

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SO…Michael Jackson has his own video game…

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
What’s everyone doing for Thanksgiving?[/quote]

This is like the best week of the year for me. Fifteen years ago when I had a bun in the oven (old moment), I didn’t know if I was having a boy or a girl. You didn’t get extra ultrasounds back then. My due date was 11/21 but had no sign of labor. BUT they did tell me I was most likely having a girl. They could tell by the heartbeat.

I was on cloud nine all week but didn’t tell anyone cause I’m a paranoid freak!! My baby daddy’s family was conviced I was having a boy and even bought blue clothes. Spanish people love to have boys first. I don’t care what anyone says, girls rule! (:[/quote]

Cool story, Toots:)

This gif reminded me of you:

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Awesome DWTS tonight…Can’t wait to see the finale tomorrow.

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Hey Beans - stuff like that comes around. When you’re fuckhead of a cousin gets old, he will have no one to give him a hand. I predict a sexy young nurse in your future :wink:

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
What’s everyone doing for Thanksgiving?[/quote]

This is like the best week of the year for me. Fifteen years ago when I had a bun in the oven (old moment), I didn’t know if I was having a boy or a girl. You didn’t get extra ultrasounds back then. My due date was 11/21 but had no sign of labor. BUT they did tell me I was most likely having a girl. They could tell by the heartbeat.

I was on cloud nine all week but didn’t tell anyone cause I’m a paranoid freak!! My baby daddy’s family was conviced I was having a boy and even bought blue clothes. Spanish people love to have boys first. I don’t care what anyone says, girls rule! (:[/quote]

Cool story, Toots:)

This gif reminded me of you:[/quote]

I would NEVER drink from a can!!! Besides my scorpion bowl/poltergeist fiasco, I’ve hardly drank since labor day weekend.

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Yay!!! The snow has been taken out of the Wednesday Chicago forecast!!!

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[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
What’s everyone doing for Thanksgiving?[/quote]

This is like the best week of the year for me. Fifteen years ago when I had a bun in the oven (old moment), I didn’t know if I was having a boy or a girl. You didn’t get extra ultrasounds back then. My due date was 11/21 but had no sign of labor. BUT they did tell me I was most likely having a girl. They could tell by the heartbeat.

I was on cloud nine all week but didn’t tell anyone cause I’m a paranoid freak!! My baby daddy’s family was conviced I was having a boy and even bought blue clothes. Spanish people love to have boys first. I don’t care what anyone says, girls rule! (:[/quote]

Cool story, Toots:)

This gif reminded me of you:[/quote]

I would NEVER drink from a can!!! Besides my scorpion bowl/poltergeist fiasco, I’ve hardly drank since labor day weekend.[/quote]

WELL, FINE!!! DIVA McSNOBBY!!!

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Edgy? Hallowed?

Um…

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Edgy? Hallowed?

Um…[/quote]

Yah…I think that’s evidence Edgy would want destroyed…Don’t show Toots, okay?

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[quote]nlmain wrote:
Hey Beans - stuff like that comes around. When you’re fuckhead of a cousin gets old, he will have no one to give him a hand. I predict a sexy young nurse in your future :wink:

[/quote]

hey thanks!

My son left his Scooter in the middle of the kitchen floor. I think I broke my third toe.

It is now in his room.

I’m in a really poor mood now, lol.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]nlmain wrote:
Hey Beans - stuff like that comes around. When you’re fuckhead of a cousin gets old, he will have no one to give him a hand. I predict a sexy young nurse in your future :wink:

[/quote]

hey thanks!

My son left his Scooter in the middle of the kitchen floor. I think I broke my third toe.

It is now in his room.

I’m in a really poor mood now, lol.[/quote]

Wow…I know some parents who would place that scooter in the garbage, instead of in their kid’s room.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]nlmain wrote:
Hey Beans - stuff like that comes around. When you’re fuckhead of a cousin gets old, he will have no one to give him a hand. I predict a sexy young nurse in your future :wink:

[/quote]

hey thanks!

My son left his Scooter in the middle of the kitchen floor. I think I broke my third toe.

It is now in his room.

I’m in a really poor mood now, lol.[/quote]
Does this help…at all?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]nlmain wrote:
Hey Beans - stuff like that comes around. When you’re fuckhead of a cousin gets old, he will have no one to give him a hand. I predict a sexy young nurse in your future :wink:

[/quote]

hey thanks!

My son left his Scooter in the middle of the kitchen floor. I think I broke my third toe.

It is now in his room.

I’m in a really poor mood now, lol.[/quote]

Wow…I know some parents who would place that scooter in the garbage, instead of in their kid’s room. [/quote]

okay, middle of the floor is a bit of a stretch of the facts.

I’m pretty sure the evil in my eyes scared him enough.

I don’t get truly pissed often. I get surface angry easy, but I don’t snap easy at all. The fear should fix that situation.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
Edgy? Hallowed?

Um…[/quote]

OUR SON!
sob

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TOOTS I love those cat pics.
I also discriminate against ugly bread.
And well really pretty much all ugly things.

This is the Christmas card I sent a few years ago.