[quote]BreStruction wrote:
If this hot steaming burrito were to magically appear at my door tonight, I would throw myself at whoever arranged/prepared and commit acts of gratitude previously unknown to mankind. yummmy please. please please be burrito waiting at my door tonight. please…[/quote]
Beans are disgusting.
As far as that burrito… um yeah looks NOM. Reminds me of one from a Mexican Restaurant in my hometown. Name of Burrito is “The Beached Whale”
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
“The Beached Whale”
[/quote]
I dated her in HS.
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Beans is disgusting.
[/quote]
This kinda hurt my feelings
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
“The Beached Whale”
[/quote]
I dated “her” in HS.[/quote]
What was his name?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Beans is disgusting.
[/quote]
This kinda hurt my feelings[/quote]
oh shoot! Um beans is on my most hated foods list. It is the only thing on my most hated foods list actually.
But um, you are not beans the noun beans… you are counting beans - THE VERB!
You are therefore exempt from all noun beans hatery.
Good cover, Hallowed 
He’ll believe you with that one
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
“The Beached Whale”
[/quote]
I dated “her” in HS.[/quote]
What was his name?[/quote]
Rotunda Dome.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Good cover, Hallowed
He’ll believe you with that one :)[/quote]
I escapes all detection
Under cover of English!
Edgy is your son enjoying the nonstop snow in Seattle today? haha Boy, adults like to milk the snow day thing more than kids around here.
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”
Fuck you speech, you’ve been written and practiced a grand total of 3 times and class starts in 20 minutes. Little practice on the drive in…and I should be golden, right?
Haha!
Later kids!
[quote]byukid wrote:
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”[/quote]
Glad you have a good filter for what comes out of your mouth.
[quote]byukid wrote:
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”[/quote]
The girl asked me what I wanted to do for Thanksgiving break. I told her “I want a sloppy bj.”
In my head: “I want to take a nap and hold you.” (I’m backwards, I say inappropriate stuff)
The girl…“so you want to take me date.” “You read my mind.”
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”[/quote]
Glad you have a good filter for what comes out of your mouth.[/quote]
it’s called the mormon filter. helps me out quite a bit.
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”[/quote]
Glad you have a good filter for what comes out of your mouth.[/quote]
it’s called the mormon filter. helps me out quite a bit.[/quote]
Well your filter is so good I even went :-0 when I read what was in your head lol
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Yep-
Mac and Cheese.
Homemade, too - not that Kraft shit.
BettyCrocker.com>baked macaroni and cheese.
the food of lovehs~[/quote]
INDEED! Throw some bread crumbs on top and I would totally drop my pants!
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]byukid wrote:
my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for christmas. I told her “all I really want is you.”
In my head: “All I really want is a sloppy bj.”[/quote]
Glad you have a good filter for what comes out of your mouth.[/quote]
it’s called the mormon filter. helps me out quite a bit.[/quote]
Well your filter is so good I even went :-0 when I read what was in your head lol[/quote]
I think beans is corrupting my pure, innocent, mormon mind. and it wasn’t serious, i just thought it and smiled and said back in my head “That’d be hilarious, but i couldn’t say it. Not until next christmas.”
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Edgy is your son enjoying the nonstop snow in Seattle today? haha Boy, adults like to milk the snow day thing more than kids around here. [/quote]
Haven’t talked to him for a while…spose I should give him a call or something, huh?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Edgy is your son enjoying the nonstop snow in Seattle today? haha Boy, adults like to milk the snow day thing more than kids around here. [/quote]
Haven’t talked to him for a while…spose I should give him a call or something, huh?[/quote]
I need to call my dad.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Yep-
Mac and Cheese.
Homemade, too - not that Kraft shit.
BettyCrocker.com>baked macaroni and cheese.
the food of lovehs~[/quote]
INDEED! Throw some bread crumbs on top and I would totally drop my pants![/quote]
ahem
when can I come over?