Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? 31

Morning! No class today then one tomorrow, then break!

THREE DAY WORK WEEK!!!

<—choosing to ignore the fact that most of the long weekend will be spent packing, moving, and un packing

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
THREE DAY WORK WEEK!!!

<—choosing to ignore the fact that most of the long weekend will be spent packing, moving, and un packing[/quote]

Uggggh. Packing is the worst because it’s so futile. You’re always going to have to unpack it again anyways. It’s like Sisyphus and his pushing a boulder uphill.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
THREE DAY WORK WEEK!!!

<—choosing to ignore the fact that most of the long weekend will be spent packing, moving, and un packing[/quote]

At least you have a long weekend to do all that, instead of trying to get it done over a normal weekend.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
So thru all of these posts, not one of you could give an opinion on where I should take my vacation next summer??? That’s messed up. Ya’ll can talk about a haircut and cats but no ideas about vacation spots… Okay…I gotcha. Yeeeaaaahh… It’s all good… [/quote]

I always heard Afghanistan was a nice place to go on vacation.[/quote]

Hey Cockknuckle, I have a free plane-ticket to anywhere in the world. Don’t make me choose Arizona, or wherever you’ll be.

Don’t waste your ticket Beast. AZ blows hard.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Also, y’all were talking sizes and whatnot. I am a 10-12, 5’5", 185 lbs. Last time I was an 8-10 I was 160 lbs and was told I was starting to look like Skeletor. I just don’t drop dress sizes so very much. Fuck sizes, you just need to be turned on by yourself.[/quote]

HERE! HERE! All hail PMPM!

So I need some tips on how to deal with lawyers. My sister has a probate dispute and I don’t want her to be taken to the cleaners because that is less money for my niece’s future.

Bows to PMPM…

And looks up her skirt.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
A joke--------

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
    
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

“It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
    
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."
    
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare

chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at

his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”


HEY-YOOOO!!

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That made my morning…since I have been up for seven hours, blah. 0430 sucks balls, specially when you go to bed at 0100.

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
So thru all of these posts, not one of you could give an opinion on where I should take my vacation next summer??? That’s messed up. Ya’ll can talk about a haircut and cats but no ideas about vacation spots… Okay…I gotcha. Yeeeaaaahh… It’s all good… [/quote]

I always heard Afghanistan was a nice place to go on vacation.[/quote]

Hey Cockknuckle, I have a free plane-ticket to anywhere in the world. Don’t make me choose Arizona, or wherever you’ll be. [/quote]

Probably the backwoods of Flagstaff. I’m “white,” there is snow on the ground, I am invisible.

My sleep schedule is all messed up. I think I may just have to stay up all night to be able to get to bed at a normal time.

[quote]pch2 wrote:
My sleep schedule is all messed up. I think I may just have to stay up all night to be able to get to bed at a normal time. [/quote]

DONT do it!! or else your body will adapt to little sleep and you will only be sleeping like 4 hours a day while being a zombie through out the day. What has worked for me is doing some intense exercise first thing in the morning. It doesn’t matter if you slept8 or 4 hours. Just stay awake the rest of the day. At night you will sleep like a baby. IT always works!!

8.5 hours of sleep, and 1.5 hours of nap time in the middle of the day. You should try it, mucho better. Just gotta have the will to go to bed on time.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
8.5 hours of sleep, and 1.5 hours of nap time in the middle of the day. You should try it, mucho better. Just gotta have the will to go to bed on time.[/quote]

NAPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY HAS REALLY WORKED FOR ME.

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
My sleep schedule is all messed up. I think I may just have to stay up all night to be able to get to bed at a normal time. [/quote]

DONT do it!! or else your body will adapt to little sleep and you will only be sleeping like 4 hours a day while being a zombie through out the day. What has worked for me is doing some intense exercise first thing in the morning. It doesn’t matter if you slept8 or 4 hours. Just stay awake the rest of the day. At night you will sleep like a baby. IT always works!! [/quote]

I don’t know I’ll see how tonite goes.

Hope it works Pch…

Nobody likes Zombies.

Really.

Why don’t Zombies eat each other?

The boy’s on his way back!

My parents have napped everyday for as long as I can remember.