Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? 31

Morning Peeps.

Lets hear it for the hopes of a good day and some PR’s after work, eh?

Bass’s random thought of the day:

Why do people think the cost of living is less in Florida? Housing costs, on average 50% less; People earn on average 50% less; Insurance costs on average 50% less; but vehicles, food, clothing, utilities, and rent costs are comparable to those up north.

so by my math skillz cost of living down in FL is actually moar.

Lets hear it for a potential new client who will pay in advance for about 6 sessions!

Bass- I think we’ll need a pic of you to give the best hair advice :slight_smile:

'sup 'yall?

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:
With over a month, I’d wander. Do some sort of cross country trip. [/quote]

Which country, though? lol[/quote]
Several. Travel through some of Europe, since you’re already going to be over there.

1 - I like my men with shaved heads. way sexier.

2- Beastie - traveling is about the journey. bring an open mind and anywhere could be fun. I’ve back-packed through Cambodia and loved it. I have a cousin currently in Japan, another in London, and another in India. I would love to go to Argentina - they have the bestest outside BBQ - you’re talking about whole herds roasting over an open fire!

Spain, Italy - rome and the countryside for the vineyards. I’ve been to Paris and loved all the eating. If you can stop by at L’Ami Jean. I enjoyed New York but it’s not an R&R for me, more like a long weekend getaway. The continent of Europe, you have time in a month :slight_smile:

3- work and PR’s I’m in. It’s deadlift night and Imma feelin all right.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Lets hear it for a potential new client who will pay in advance for about 6 sessions!

Bass- I think we’ll need a pic of you to give the best hair advice :)[/quote]

Woot woot!!

Upon further review, Bass, keep your hair but rock the ghey hat for eternity!

Morny Morns… got my ninety six Bulgarians out of the way. I has a barf.


pic for my friends…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I’ve been rocking a bald/baldish fade for like 14 years[/quote]
If you want something new…let it grow. Or do a reverse mohawk, shave the middle and grow the sides. THAT would be gansgter right thurr.

Right Soulja?[/quote]

Get this.[/quote]

No get this.[/quote]

Shit like this is why I and many others hate white people.[/quote]

Hey motherfucker that first picture is the back of my head. It was School Week in high school.[/quote]

I’m talking about whit epeople with dread locks[/quote]

Oh, not diggin’ the mullet locks?

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
So thru all of these posts, not one of you could give an opinion on where I should take my vacation next summer??? That’s messed up. Ya’ll can talk about a haircut and cats but no ideas about vacation spots… Okay…I gotcha. Yeeeaaaahh… It’s all good… [/quote]

I always heard Afghanistan was a nice place to go on vacation.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
pic for my friends…[/quote]

This is how I felt until I watched this video: Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
pic for my friends…[/quote]

This is how I felt until I watched this video: Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy. [/quote]

MORNING SAVED! MORNING SAVED!

[quote]Grneyes wrote:

[quote]debraD wrote:
lol Beans.

BOOBS[/quote]

She is so right. Boobs trump everything.[/quote]

Also, y’all were talking sizes and whatnot. I am a 10-12, 5’5", 185 lbs. Last time I was an 8-10 I was 160 lbs and was told I was starting to look like Skeletor. I just don’t drop dress sizes so very much. Fuck sizes, you just need to be turned on by yourself.

A joke--------

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
    
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

“It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
    
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."
    
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare

chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at

his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”


HEY-YOOOO!!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
pic for my friends…[/quote]

This is how I felt until I watched this video: Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy. [/quote]

MORNING SAVED! MORNING SAVED!
[/quote]

You’re welcome!

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
A joke--------

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
    
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,

“It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
    
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."
    
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led
him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare

chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.”

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at

his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”


HEY-YOOOO!!

[/quote]

I dated that guy :wink:

Mornin everyone! Almost Turkey DAY!!!