I <3 pulling out. Just not as a consistent practice.
I do it for fun now and again.
It’s like painting a masterpiece.
I couldn’t go on a murderous rampage Toots… I would just do a shit load of blow and smack and die in a gutter somewhere after skydiving and fucking a midget hooker in the pooper until she cried.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Beans, weren’t you and Mrs. Beans trying to get preggers?[/quote]
We delayed it. Personal matters.
Plus it won’t be officially “trying”. She is just going to stop taking the pill and I will continue to blow in her. (Assuming I don’t get nervous and can still get off.)
Last time she was on antibiotics I couldn’t get off without pulling out. I could fuck for hours on end, and never ever finish, because every time I though about it, the pregnancy possibility scared me into not finishing.
Bass, gotta bid my time. The day will come where I let it all out. [/quote]
Beans, oh okay. I have to say, pulling out sucks. I was off BC for two weeks because I didn’t find a gyn in time and we had to do that. I can’t wait to have “complete” sex again. [/quote]
OK, am I weird that I like the waterfall of fun?!?!?
I shouldn’t have read the last few posts:(
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I <3 pulling out. Just not as a consistent practice.
I do it for fun now and again.
It’s like painting a masterpiece.
I couldn’t go on a murderous rampage Toots… I would just do a shit load of blow and smack and die in a gutter somewhere after skydiving and fucking a midget hooker in the pooper until she cried.[/quote]
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I shouldn’t have read the last few posts:([/quote]
I’m sorry, I meant to use “little person” or “dwarf”
Midget is mean.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I <3 pulling out. Just not as a consistent practice.
I do it for fun now and again.
It’s like painting a masterpiece.
I couldn’t go on a murderous rampage Toots… I would just do a shit load of blow and smack and die in a gutter somewhere after skydiving and fucking a midget hooker in the pooper until she cried.[/quote]
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That pic was perfect!! LOL.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I <3 pulling out. Just not as a consistent practice.
I do it for fun now and again.
It’s like painting a masterpiece.
I couldn’t go on a murderous rampage Toots… I would just do a shit load of blow and smack and die in a gutter somewhere after skydiving and fucking a midget hooker in the pooper until she cried.[/quote]
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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
I <3 pulling out. Just not as a consistent practice.
I do it for fun now and again.
It’s like painting a masterpiece.
I couldn’t go on a murderous rampage Toots… I would just do a shit load of blow and smack and die in a gutter somewhere after skydiving and fucking a midget hooker in the pooper until she cried.[/quote]
Just do the blow and skip the gutter. The midget hooker is optional. (:
Thanx, Toots! I found it just as I was hitting “quote”!
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I shouldn’t have read the last few posts:([/quote]
I’m sorry, I meant to use “little person” or “dwarf”
Midget is mean.[/quote]
Nope… That wasn’t it.
I laughed at that…
Here’s Briget for you, Beans.
Awww…I didn’t mean to make you 
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I shouldn’t have read the last few posts:([/quote]
I’m sorry, I meant to use “little person” or “dwarf”
Midget is mean.[/quote]
Nope… That wasn’t it.
I laughed at that…
Here’s Briget for you, Beans.[/quote]
OMG!! I think Bridget got into some trouble in the strip club in the next town over. Something to do with a cop too.
I don’t even know what to say about all the last page or so.
Don’t marry her unless you’re positive. Marriage is for life in my opinion, or it should be. Be able to have fun with her in a non-sexual way as well. If you can be yourself, an absolute goofball with each other, and laugh all the time chances are you’ve found someone you would be good with.
Toots, I agree, pulling out just isn’t as much fun, unless you’re pulling out to put it in another hole to go.
Beens, I feel as though you and I need to have a beer together. I don’t know what would happen, but it’s quite likely something epic and awesome and involving fire.
Yatzhee
Here’s a pic of my puppy rockin the shades.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Awww…I didn’t mean to make you :([/quote]
Lol! It was the combo:)
Toots: Bridget’s a nut! What did she do?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Toots: Bridget’s a nut! What did she do?[/quote]
Wide guess: swallowed a couple.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Toots: Bridget’s a nut! What did she do?[/quote]
Wide guess: swallowed a couple.[/quote]
I don’t know, I must google.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Toots: Bridget’s a nut! What did she do?[/quote]
Wide guess: swallowed a couple.[/quote]
I don’t know, I must google.[/quote]
OK. She didn’t do anything but a cop had to resign because he hit up a strip club while he was working to catch her show. Not as scandalous as I thought. (:
boo…b
How old is your boy, Beans? My kids were 7 years apart (not on purpose–secondary infertility is a bitch) and I thought well this’ll work cuz they won’t fight the way kids 2 years apart do. Wrong. Terribly wrong. My daughter is 25 and is still jealous of her “little” brother. WTF. Kids, I swear.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
How old is your boy, Beans? My kids were 7 years apart (not on purpose–secondary infertility is a bitch) and I thought well this’ll work cuz they won’t fight the way kids 2 years apart do. Wrong. Terribly wrong. My daughter is 25 and is still jealous of her “little” brother. WTF. Kids, I swear. [/quote]
My sis and I don’t fight and we’re three years apart! Haha, she’s one of my favorite people.
