Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (29)

Moar fire!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I like cream of wheat! Also I ate super low carb for YEARS so I generally like any kind of carb even sprouted grain tortillas and oatmeal. I am just tired of oatmeal also I suck at cooking it and if it gets too mushy forgetaboutitGROSS.

Just can’t do anymore fucking chicken! I’ve been eating that shit at least three times a day since May. Just one week break…[/quote]

I suggest you take a cooking class and learn to cook grits. Grits taste better than oatmeal anyway.

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Moar fire![/quote]

FSD burnt weed on Halloween, smelled like schwag all through Flagstaff. Oh, and we blew up pumpkins with cherry bombs.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
cream of wheat smells like funk.[/quote]

Ummmmmm…what kind of funk, dear?

you already know, Edgy!

Ink- I’m melllllting, melllllting… thats gotta pumpkin abuse or something!

I think I’ll always be lo-carb…just the way it is. I haven’t the balance after all this time. Its all or nothing.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
you already know, Edgy!

Ink- I’m melllllting, melllllting… thats gotta pumpkin abuse or something!

I think I’ll always be lo-carb…just the way it is. I haven’t the balance after all this time. Its all or nothing.[/quote]

yeah I hear you. I eat WAY more carbs than I used to but my WOE would still be considered low carb by most. I’ve got carbs first two meals and also post workout but thats it. Also UBER portion controlled (use that damn food scale for ERRYTHING)

I get to see the girl who wrote me for three years while I was a Mormon missionary on November 11th. We dated before I left, and she’s talking about getting married. Not soon, mind you, but sometime.

I’m 21. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. She said she’s cool with me being scared and that she’ll help me get over it.

How is your day everyone? Good? Cool.

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.[/quote]

QTF.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.[/quote]

LOL!! Fucking Beans!!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.[/quote]

I’ve got actually a good chunk of money- it’s not the monetary thing I’m worried about. We probably won’t have kids for a while- I am going to school and she’s just graduating BYU herself next semester, so she’ll be working and I have a few passive income streams that help out. I’m just… well to be honest I don’t know what I’m scared of. I’ve gone on dates with a lot of girls (at BYU my first three semesters I went on upwards of three a week), so I’ve definitely learned what I like in a girl. I guess I just really want to spend more face time and hope that she hasn’t fallen for the me she gets in letters rather than the whole me. Divorce would be a very very very last case option.

And, just for your information about Mormons: we’re not encouraged to use birth control, but no one is going to excommunicate you for it, because as long as it’s within marriage between a man and a woman, everything is pretty much game in the bedroom. I hope hope hope she’s a freak. That’s the only bad thing about no pre-marital sex is that if she’s not down for anything, i’m stuck. BUT it’s also good because she and I have had a few open and frank discussions about sexuality. So with her, I’m not worried. With anyone else, I would be.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.[/quote]

I’ve got actually a good chunk of money- it’s not the monetary thing I’m worried about. We probably won’t have kids for a while- I am going to school and she’s just graduating BYU herself next semester, so she’ll be working and I have a few passive income streams that help out. I’m just… well to be honest I don’t know what I’m scared of. I’ve gone on dates with a lot of girls (at BYU my first three semesters I went on upwards of three a week), so I’ve definitely learned what I like in a girl. I guess I just really want to spend more face time and hope that she hasn’t fallen for the me she gets in letters rather than the whole me. Divorce would be a very very very last case option.

And, just for your information about Mormons: we’re not encouraged to use birth control, but no one is going to excommunicate you for it, because as long as it’s within marriage between a man and a woman, everything is pretty much game in the bedroom. I hope hope hope she’s a freak. That’s the only bad thing about no pre-marital sex is that if she’s not down for anything, i’m stuck. BUT it’s also good because she and I have had a few open and frank discussions about sexuality. So with her, I’m not worried. With anyone else, I would be.[/quote]

Holy crap… Good luck! Seriously.

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
. I’m down, though to be honest I’m effing scared of getting married. [/quote]

As you should be…

Marriage is not a fucking joke my man, particularly if you aren’t flat fucking broke.

Poor ass people living pay check to pay check and NO KIDS can afford a divorce, no one else on earth can. Shit is stupid expensive both monetarily and emotionally.

Do yourself a favor and DON’T get anyone pregnant until you are at least 27. I don’t know shit about Mormons, so I don’t know if you can use condoms or just catch BJ’s and anal, but whatever it takes, don’t become a dad for awhile.

And don’t get married until you are at least 27 if not 30. Just live your life man. Turning 30 wasn’t a huge issue but it fucks with your head sometimes. I already know 40 is going to bring me to my knees, unless my arms are like 20 inches and I scare small children that don’t know me…

Be scared of marriage man, it means you’ll take it serious.[/quote]

I’ve got actually a good chunk of money- it’s not the monetary thing I’m worried about. We probably won’t have kids for a while- I am going to school and she’s just graduating BYU herself next semester, so she’ll be working and I have a few passive income streams that help out. I’m just… well to be honest I don’t know what I’m scared of. I’ve gone on dates with a lot of girls (at BYU my first three semesters I went on upwards of three a week), so I’ve definitely learned what I like in a girl. I guess I just really want to spend more face time and hope that she hasn’t fallen for the me she gets in letters rather than the whole me. Divorce would be a very very very last case option.

And, just for your information about Mormons: we’re not encouraged to use birth control, but no one is going to excommunicate you for it, because as long as it’s within marriage between a man and a woman, everything is pretty much game in the bedroom. I hope hope hope she’s a freak. That’s the only bad thing about no pre-marital sex is that if she’s not down for anything, i’m stuck. BUT it’s also good because she and I have had a few open and frank discussions about sexuality. So with her, I’m not worried. With anyone else, I would be.[/quote]

I’m sorry for exploding into a rant, but I’ve got a ton of pent up vents that I’m holding in right now.

You can’t even catch a BJ without marring her? ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Vents beans VENT

Well, I’m not supposed to, but remember how I talked about her and my talks about sexuality? I might be lucky

Beans, weren’t you and Mrs. Beans trying to get preggers?

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Beans, weren’t you and Mrs. Beans trying to get preggers?[/quote]

We delayed it. Personal matters.

Plus it won’t be officially “trying”. She is just going to stop taking the pill and I will continue to blow in her. (Assuming I don’t get nervous and can still get off.)

Last time she was on antibiotics I couldn’t get off without pulling out. I could fuck for hours on end, and never ever finish, because every time I though about it, the pregnancy possibility scared me into not finishing.

Bass, gotta bid my time. The day will come where I let it all out.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
You can’t even catch a BJ without marring her? ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu[/quote]

WOW. I pretty good at picking fellow freaks but I still would insist on a test drive!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Beans, weren’t you and Mrs. Beans trying to get preggers?[/quote]

We delayed it. Personal matters.

Plus it won’t be officially “trying”. She is just going to stop taking the pill and I will continue to blow in her. (Assuming I don’t get nervous and can still get off.)

Last time she was on antibiotics I couldn’t get off without pulling out. I could fuck for hours on end, and never ever finish, because every time I though about it, the pregnancy possibility scared me into not finishing.

Bass, gotta bid my time. The day will come where I let it all out. [/quote]

Dude, the day you buy a machine gun and trench coat stay out of the south shore. (:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Beans, weren’t you and Mrs. Beans trying to get preggers?[/quote]

We delayed it. Personal matters.

Plus it won’t be officially “trying”. She is just going to stop taking the pill and I will continue to blow in her. (Assuming I don’t get nervous and can still get off.)

Last time she was on antibiotics I couldn’t get off without pulling out. I could fuck for hours on end, and never ever finish, because every time I though about it, the pregnancy possibility scared me into not finishing.

Bass, gotta bid my time. The day will come where I let it all out. [/quote]

Beans, oh okay. I have to say, pulling out sucks. I was off BC for two weeks because I didn’t find a gyn in time and we had to do that. I can’t wait to have “complete” sex again.