It’s too early to work at a liquor store! Get me out! lol
What’s everyone up to today?
Howdy folks.
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
It’s too early to work at a liquor store! Get me out! lol
What’s everyone up to today?[/quote]
It would make me sad to work in a liquor store in the morning. Too muny losers.
I am going to my mom’s to make some eggplant parm. Orgasm.
So get this:
Food shooping with the wife last night. I’m an isle behind her with the cart. And these fucking skanks (while attractive) were dressed like whores and walked down the same isle my wife was in. There were like 6 other people in that isle, so i stopped at the top and waited for my wife. It was too crowded.
There were these two dudes at the top talking. And as the skanks walked by:
Dude 1: damn
Dude 2: Oh… looks at me they with you?
me: hell no. I’m waiting for my wife. at this point I was somewhat insulted that I looked like the type that woudl hang out with hoochies like that.
dude 2: oh okay, you are like way bigger than me, I wasn’t gonna say anything if they were with you.
I was pretty flattered.
I know I sound like a douche telling that story, but it isn’t often rando strangers comment on my size.
So muscular d shows up with 5 other huge guys busts out camera and start fooling Jay lifting. He warms up with close to my max. I lose motivation to live
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
So muscular d shows up with 5 other huge guys busts out camera and start fooling Jay lifting. He warms up with close to my max. I lose motivation to live[/quote]
Dude, what were they doing in Mass?
Damn spell check on my phone is killing me
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
It’s too early to work at a liquor store! Get me out! lol
What’s everyone up to today?[/quote]
It would make me sad to work in a liquor store in the morning. Too muny losers.
I am going to my mom’s to make some eggplant parm. Orgasm.[/quote]
Doesn’t matter what time you work there’s always too many losers here! lol. But it doesn’t make me sad, it just makes me feel better about myself and my friends, especially the ones that don’t drink or smoke period, like me!
eggplant parm! You freak! haha
[quote]trav123456 wrote:
amiright?[/quote]
BREAKING NEWS:
you are right.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fucking Jay Cutler at mah gym today[/quote]
And right now he’s saying “Fucking The Rock at mah gym today. Taking pictures of me with his phone.”
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fucking Jay Cutler at mah gym today[/quote]
And right now he’s saying “Fucking The Rock at mah gym today. Taking pictures of me with his phone.”[/quote]
Jay mad
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
So get this:
Food shooping with the wife last night. I’m an isle behind her with the cart. And these fucking skanks (while attractive) were dressed like whores and walked down the same isle my wife was in. There were like 6 other people in that isle, so i stopped at the top and waited for my wife. It was too crowded.
There were these two dudes at the top talking. And as the skanks walked by:
Dude 1: damn
Dude 2: Oh… looks at me they with you?
me: hell no. I’m waiting for my wife. at this point I was somewhat insulted that I looked like the type that woudl hang out with hoochies like that.
dude 2: oh okay, you are like way bigger than me, I wasn’t gonna say anything if they were with you.
I was pretty flattered.
I know I sound like a douche telling that story, but it isn’t often rando strangers comment on my size.
[/quote]
douche
jk you’re officially yolked now
holds up mic to Beans how does it feel to be yolked?
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fucking Jay Cutler at mah gym today[/quote]
And right now he’s saying “Fucking The Rock at mah gym today. Taking pictures of me with his phone.”[/quote]
And everyone else at the gym is saying “why is Jay Cutler fucking The Rock? And why is The Rock taking pictures?”
Morny Morns…
Headed out to meet a friend for coffee. Need to go grocery shopping.
Am sore where I’m supposed to be today which is happy.
Sorry you’re at work Trav!
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Morny Morns…
Headed out to meet a friend for coffee. Need to go grocery shopping.
Am sore where I’m supposed to be today which is happy.
Sorry you’re at work Trav![/quote]
It’s okay, it’s dead so I get to mess around on my laptop for a few hours. Oh my gawd are my legs sore today, and I need groceries too!
I should think of a thread start.
[quote]chimera182 wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Fucking Jay Cutler at mah gym today[/quote]
And right now he’s saying “Fucking The Rock at mah gym today. Taking pictures of me with his phone.”[/quote]
And everyone else at the gym is saying “why is Jay Cutler fucking The Rock? And why is The Rock taking pictures?”[/quote]
snort
This morning I found a little notepad in my gym with some measurements but no dates.
It has two columns. One has my hips at 42 inches, then the next column at 36. So I measured today and I’m at 39 around the butt. I think the second column was early on in my lifting and the first one was after losing some weight. My waist was 32.5 inches in the first column.
I used to have a spreadsheet but I lost it when my last laptop’s drive died.