Ever Feel Like A Thread Killer? (22)

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Any resume writing tips? I need to make one like yesterday!!

Theres a job for PT aide…it sounds boring but its a start![/quote]

Send a paper clipped picture of your boobs on your resume usually helps my secretaries get the job.[/quote]

wow. what didn’t I think of that?

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Chimy, I got kissed by a pirate tonight!! Seafair is on! Torchlight Parade goes by my house tomorrow night. Fun stuff. Pic of me with pirate posted as soon as my friend sends it to me.[/quote]

I thought we had a thing.[/quote]

We do have a thing. Isn’t there an exemption for pirates? It’s only been 15 months since my last kiss :([/quote]

Of course there’s an exception for pirates, but only between 9:00 PM and 12:00 AM.[/quote]

Ah well it happened at 10:00 p.m. so I’m safe!! whew[/quote]

Haha, was he a nice pirate?[/quote]

Yep, he was pretty nice. Patti explained that I was new to Seattle and had not experienced the pirates being in town so he pinned me and said I had to kiss his cheek as thanks and when I did he turned right into the kiss so it was full on lips. Too funny. All but one looked like actual pirates (yikes) and they told us they are part of a group that includes pirates from other countries and that they travel to the other countries for events. We were at this dive bar…The Getaway Tavern in Mountlake Terrace…oh boy…I never saw such a diverse crowd in my life. I felt really skinny there too haha

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Chimy, I got kissed by a pirate tonight!! Seafair is on! Torchlight Parade goes by my house tomorrow night. Fun stuff. Pic of me with pirate posted as soon as my friend sends it to me.[/quote]

I thought we had a thing.[/quote]

We do have a thing. Isn’t there an exemption for pirates? It’s only been 15 months since my last kiss :([/quote]

Of course there’s an exception for pirates, but only between 9:00 PM and 12:00 AM.[/quote]

Ah well it happened at 10:00 p.m. so I’m safe!! whew[/quote]

Haha, was he a nice pirate?[/quote]

Yep, he was pretty nice. Patti explained that I was new to Seattle and had not experienced the pirates being in town so he pinned me and said I had to kiss his cheek as thanks and when I did he turned right into the kiss so it was full on lips. Too funny. All but one looked like actual pirates (yikes) and they told us they are part of a group that includes pirates from other countries and that they travel to the other countries for events. We were at this dive bar…The Getaway Tavern in Mountlake Terrace…oh boy…I never saw such a diverse crowd in my life. I felt really skinny there too haha[/quote]

I’m glad he wasn’t the pillaging type :smiley:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Chimy, I got kissed by a pirate tonight!! Seafair is on! Torchlight Parade goes by my house tomorrow night. Fun stuff. Pic of me with pirate posted as soon as my friend sends it to me.[/quote]

I thought we had a thing.[/quote]

We do have a thing. Isn’t there an exemption for pirates? It’s only been 15 months since my last kiss :([/quote]

Of course there’s an exception for pirates, but only between 9:00 PM and 12:00 AM.[/quote]

Ah well it happened at 10:00 p.m. so I’m safe!! whew[/quote]

Haha, was he a nice pirate?[/quote]

Yep, he was pretty nice. Patti explained that I was new to Seattle and had not experienced the pirates being in town so he pinned me and said I had to kiss his cheek as thanks and when I did he turned right into the kiss so it was full on lips. Too funny. All but one looked like actual pirates (yikes) and they told us they are part of a group that includes pirates from other countries and that they travel to the other countries for events. We were at this dive bar…The Getaway Tavern in Mountlake Terrace…oh boy…I never saw such a diverse crowd in my life. I felt really skinny there too haha[/quote]

I’m glad he wasn’t the pillaging type :D[/quote]

HA! I have the pic but can’t upload it from work (yes I’m working on a Saturday). Will post when I get home. Turns out this other crazy pirate from the Caymen Islands popped into the background. My friend didn’t even see him do it when she snapped the photo.

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Any resume writing tips? I need to make one like yesterday!!

Theres a job for PT aide…it sounds boring but its a start![/quote]

Send a paper clipped picture of your boobs on your resume usually helps my secretaries get the job.[/quote]

wow. what didn’t I think of that?[/quote]

I don’t know, but I usually include in the ad that if they send a picture of their boobs they’ll get hired, which reminds I need to fire a few secretaries again. :wink:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Chimy, I got kissed by a pirate tonight!! Seafair is on! Torchlight Parade goes by my house tomorrow night. Fun stuff. Pic of me with pirate posted as soon as my friend sends it to me.[/quote]

I thought we had a thing.[/quote]

We do have a thing. Isn’t there an exemption for pirates? It’s only been 15 months since my last kiss :([/quote]

Of course there’s an exception for pirates, but only between 9:00 PM and 12:00 AM.[/quote]

Ah well it happened at 10:00 p.m. so I’m safe!! whew[/quote]

Haha, was he a nice pirate?[/quote]

Yep, he was pretty nice. Patti explained that I was new to Seattle and had not experienced the pirates being in town so he pinned me and said I had to kiss his cheek as thanks and when I did he turned right into the kiss so it was full on lips. Too funny. All but one looked like actual pirates (yikes) and they told us they are part of a group that includes pirates from other countries and that they travel to the other countries for events. We were at this dive bar…The Getaway Tavern in Mountlake Terrace…oh boy…I never saw such a diverse crowd in my life. I felt really skinny there too haha[/quote]

I’m glad he wasn’t the pillaging type :D[/quote]

I don’t think Pirates pillage much but ships, I think you are thinking of Vikings.

Pirates do rape and pillage – he just left the rape part out. Come on Chris, play along will ya? Good thing you and I get each other Chimy :wink:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Chimy, I got kissed by a pirate tonight!! Seafair is on! Torchlight Parade goes by my house tomorrow night. Fun stuff. Pic of me with pirate posted as soon as my friend sends it to me.[/quote]

I thought we had a thing.[/quote]

We do have a thing. Isn’t there an exemption for pirates? It’s only been 15 months since my last kiss :([/quote]

Of course there’s an exception for pirates, but only between 9:00 PM and 12:00 AM.[/quote]

Ah well it happened at 10:00 p.m. so I’m safe!! whew[/quote]

Haha, was he a nice pirate?[/quote]

Yep, he was pretty nice. Patti explained that I was new to Seattle and had not experienced the pirates being in town so he pinned me and said I had to kiss his cheek as thanks and when I did he turned right into the kiss so it was full on lips. Too funny. All but one looked like actual pirates (yikes) and they told us they are part of a group that includes pirates from other countries and that they travel to the other countries for events. We were at this dive bar…The Getaway Tavern in Mountlake Terrace…oh boy…I never saw such a diverse crowd in my life. I felt really skinny there too haha[/quote]

I’m glad he wasn’t the pillaging type :D[/quote]

I don’t think Pirates pillage much but ships, I think you are thinking of Vikings.[/quote]

Racist

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Pirates do rape and pillage – he just left the rape part out. Come on Chris, play along will ya? Good thing you and I get each other Chimy ;)[/quote]

We’ve always got that, assuming you can resist the pirates.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Pirates do rape and pillage – he just left the rape part out. Come on Chris, play along will ya? Good thing you and I get each other Chimy ;)[/quote]

Never said they didn’t just said they don’t much pillage on shores. :slight_smile:

I’m in New Brunswick Canada…Canada sucks, fucking frenchies.

Thought Tim Horton’s has good coffee, and the Canadian dollar is now worth more than a US dollar.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
I’m in New Brunswick Canada…Canada sucks, fucking frenchies.

Thought Tim Horton’s has good coffee, and the Canadian dollar is now worth more than a US dollar.[/quote]

Awesome.

isn’t it?

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Pirates do rape and pillage – he just left the rape part out. Come on Chris, play along will ya? Good thing you and I get each other Chimy ;)[/quote]

We’ve always got that, assuming you can resist the pirates.[/quote]

Hey, I didn’t know about the pirate trick (won’t be able to claim that ever again!). sniffle

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
isn’t it?[/quote]

I’m speaking on the dollar, because I’m going up there in a few weeks to do some business.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]chimera182 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Pirates do rape and pillage – he just left the rape part out. Come on Chris, play along will ya? Good thing you and I get each other Chimy ;)[/quote]

We’ve always got that, assuming you can resist the pirates.[/quote]

Hey, I didn’t know about the pirate trick (won’t be able to claim that ever again!). sniffle[/quote]

Don’t be sniffling now, wench! The pillaging happened, it’s only inevitable that when we get some spirits in us the first part follow! Just kidding debby.

I’m actually amazed by vaginas.

yup yup… $1 gets you $0.97 up here, right now.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
yup yup… $1 gets you $0.97 up here, right now.[/quote]

But seriously, Newfies r weird. Come to BC for maximum awesome.

Deb or Deborah there Chris. I only had 1/2 of a beer between 7 pm and 11:00 pm.