Hai.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, I’ve got plenty of room in my train car to hell. Only have like 2 seats reserved so far, so don’t you hold back on us now.[/quote]
I want a seat!!! (:[/quote]
Well if your all going that way then I want to go too. I hear in Hell they only use Elitefts equipment. Make you workout all day and drink nothing but protein shakes. Sure beats playing the fucking harp and eating bagels and cream cheese.[/quote]
I’m thinking in Hell:
98% of the equipment is either inflatable or a yoga mat,
The one power cage they have has metric spaced pins on the left, imperial on the right, and the guy using it for db curls is on his phone, and is doing sets of 9000,
The dumbells go “all the way to” 25,
Black Eyed Peas - in endless rotation,
Workout plans by Richard Simmons,
Workout gear by Richard Simmons,
Only recovery drink available: Debil Semen.
so, aside from that last one, almost a total loss.
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, I’ve got plenty of room in my train car to hell. Only have like 2 seats reserved so far, so don’t you hold back on us now.[/quote]
I want a seat!!! (:[/quote]
Well if your all going that way then I want to go too. I hear in Hell they only use Elitefts equipment. Make you workout all day and drink nothing but protein shakes. Sure beats playing the fucking harp and eating bagels and cream cheese.[/quote]
I’m thinking in Hell:
98% of the equipment is either inflatable or a yoga mat,
The one power cage they have has metric spaced pins on the left, imperial on the right, and the guy using it for db curls is on his phone, and is doing sets of 9000,
The dumbells go “all the way to” 25,
Black Eyed Peas - in endless rotation,
Workout plans by Richard Simmons,
Workout gear by Richard Simmons,
Only recovery drink available: Debil Semen.
so, aside from that last one, almost a total loss. [/quote]
You’ve seen the pictures of the devil compared to pictures of Jesus, right?
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, I’ve got plenty of room in my train car to hell. Only have like 2 seats reserved so far, so don’t you hold back on us now.[/quote]
I want a seat!!! (:[/quote]
Well if your all going that way then I want to go too. I hear in Hell they only use Elitefts equipment. Make you workout all day and drink nothing but protein shakes. Sure beats playing the fucking harp and eating bagels and cream cheese.[/quote]
I’m thinking in Hell:
98% of the equipment is either inflatable or a yoga mat,
The one power cage they have has metric spaced pins on the left, imperial on the right, and the guy using it for db curls is on his phone, and is doing sets of 9000,
The dumbells go “all the way to” 25,
Black Eyed Peas - in endless rotation,
Workout plans by Richard Simmons,
Workout gear by Richard Simmons,
Only recovery drink available: Debil Semen.
so, aside from that last one, almost a total loss. [/quote]
Planet fitness?
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
does anyone here have experience generating leads?
This is my “homework”
Yea man, simple…just go out and talk to people and get them interested in a membership…Set up interviews and all that. I’d suggest hitting night clubs where people are usually obsessed with looks…then modeling agencies to see if anyone needs a trainer…strip clubs…doctor’s offices to see if anyone needs to lose weight.
simple
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
does anyone here have experience generating leads?
This is my “homework”
Yea man, simple…just go out and talk to people and get them interested in a membership…Set up interviews and all that. I’d suggest hitting night clubs where people are usually obsessed with looks…then modeling agencies to see if anyone needs a trainer…strip clubs…doctor’s offices to see if anyone needs to lose weight.
simple[/quote]
Hmm, brains and brawn 
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Nice, I’ve got plenty of room in my train car to hell. Only have like 2 seats reserved so far, so don’t you hold back on us now.[/quote]
I want a seat!!! (:[/quote]
Well if your all going that way then I want to go too. I hear in Hell they only use Elitefts equipment. Make you workout all day and drink nothing but protein shakes. Sure beats playing the fucking harp and eating bagels and cream cheese.[/quote]
I’m thinking in Hell:
98% of the equipment is either inflatable or a yoga mat,
The one power cage they have has metric spaced pins on the left, imperial on the right, and the guy using it for db curls is on his phone, and is doing sets of 9000,
The dumbells go “all the way to” 25,
Black Eyed Peas - in endless rotation,
Workout plans by Richard Simmons,
Workout gear by Richard Simmons,
Only recovery drink available: Debil Semen.
so, aside from that last one, almost a total loss. [/quote]
You’ve seen the pictures of the devil compared to pictures of Jesus, right?[/quote]
I’m too lazy to do the celtics™ side by side, but…
speaking of celtics, is his month up yet? has he had sex with a live person yet?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
It’s crazy how bad unemployment is. On the news, people love to argue that people aren’t trying to find work but it’s like, one job opening pops up and there are lines of people down the block to apply for one position. That’s not helping.
Hopefully things get better for everyone soon.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
I feel your pain, and I hope you come up with something soon.
I considered being a “phone actress” when I was out of work…just sayin’…
^ was thoroughly unconvincing as a phone!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
I feel your pain, and I hope you come up with something soon.
I considered being a “phone actress” when I was out of work…just sayin’…[/quote]
LOL…Well, I just applied to be a supermarket cashier…
Any more cool threats from the angry old lady with a cane?
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
I feel your pain, and I hope you come up with something soon.
I considered being a “phone actress” when I was out of work…just sayin’…[/quote]
LOL…Well, I just applied to be a supermarket cashier…
Any more cool threats from the angry old lady with a cane?[/quote]
No, but unfortunately I never personally received a threat. I feel slighted.
I’m off to my hearing on a protective order for a client, this is the one where crazybitch called and left voicemails saying “I’m going to gut you like the pig you are” etc. Butterflies!
I’m outa here! Interview time in 30 min.
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Beast, I’m 18, turning 19 in a month.
Sirens, gunshots, screaming; all of that was my lullaby in New York. It took forever for me to adjust to the quiet of Florida before I went to sleep.[/quote]
Yeah right you probably lived in some rich suburb.
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
Nikki if you’re struggling with some body issues, keeping up with powerful women logs can be a great help and the women in there are great support.
I’d also recommend not partaking in too much SAMA as that can get to you. Especially if you’re sharing pics because while the boys can be great for boosting the ego, some asshole always comes along and tears you down and after you’ve put it all out there it can be hard to take. It’s not constructive criticism at any rate. The photoshopped pics everywhere aren’t
that helpful either.[/quote]
I’m not posting pics in SAMA. I feel a little better today but someone already mentioned how bad I looked so I’m still trying to lick the wounds.[/quote]
Lame…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
I feel your pain, and I hope you come up with something soon.
I considered being a “phone actress” when I was out of work…just sayin’…[/quote]
LOL…Well, I just applied to be a supermarket cashier…
Any more cool threats from the angry old lady with a cane?[/quote]
No, but unfortunately I never personally received a threat. I feel slighted.
I’m off to my hearing on a protective order for a client, this is the one where crazybitch called and left voicemails saying “I’m going to gut you like the pig you are” etc. Butterflies![/quote]
You lead such and exciting life! Good luck! I hope you make her squeal like a pig!
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
It’s crazy how bad unemployment is. On the news, people love to argue that people aren’t trying to find work but it’s like, one job opening pops up and there are lines of people down the block to apply for one position. That’s not helping.
Hopefully things get better for everyone soon.
[/quote]
It’s easy to get a job, I got one hardly had to lift my fingers. Go to the college campus and they’ll have tons of jobs listed. Go to a business building and you’ll probably find jobs for secretaries.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Thanks Greeny. It wasn’t said in SAMA.
I’m just using this as motivation to work harder.
How are you feeling Greeny?[/quote]
Then that would be why I missed it.
Extremely stressful. All I want to do is sleep. It sucks. I have a lot of bills coming up, no job, almost no money, and IH’s end of month paycheck is already almost gone before he gets it because of rent and car payment. It wasn’t supposed to take this long to get a job. [/quote]
I feel your pain, and I hope you come up with something soon.
I considered being a “phone actress” when I was out of work…just sayin’…[/quote]
LOL…Well, I just applied to be a supermarket cashier…
Any more cool threats from the angry old lady with a cane?[/quote]
Be a saleswoman!