[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
I was very serious. At least every day I say the following words “people like that should be sterilized” or “…I’m gonna shoot somebody” b/c I’m usually talking about someone so terrifically stupid they need to be put out of their misery.
my boss warned me today that I can be terminated if I’m ever caught carrying a weapon on the clock. just. in. case. [/quote]
and back to the Big E…
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For the safety and security of all our guests, the following are not permitted through the gates at The Big E: Weapons (with or without permit); Ammunition; Knives, Alcohol/Drugs; Skateboards; Rollerblades; Luggage or other large bags.
All bags, purses and other items are subject to search. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. [/quote]
So, being a reasonable and sensible guy, Beans should have approached the gate, Hulk-Hoganed off his shirt, and asked to “Check these GUNS!”
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Went to the Big E this Saturday.
I am disappointed, MA CT NH ME VT & RI.
I’m not huge, but fairly large. There were maybe two fuckers there that stood put in a crowd (I saw one, and assume there was 1 more). Probably close to 6,000 people I saw on Saturday and there was one lonely bastard with some serious size on him. Fucking guy was the size of a house, but still one dude?[/quote]
The Big E is lame. But you’re right, nobody around here has any size.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
Yeah, it’s amazing how you just can’t get rid of people who are a drain. There are several groups of people I want sterilized, so they don’t pass on their genes, and no one gets it but me. And people think I’m mean because I don’t want certain people procreating. I’m only thinking about the betterment of human life on this planet. I’m really a humanitarian…we just have to get rid of the few hundred thousand who give us a bad name.
I hope you were being serious. If you were, I love you. Thank you for typing that. made my night.
I was very serious. At least every day I say the following words “people like that should be sterilized” or “…I’m gonna shoot somebody” b/c I’m usually talking about someone so terrifically stupid they need to be put out of their misery.[/quote]
Thinking about how stupid other people are is a neverending battle that you are never going to win. Once I gave that shit up, I was a hell of a lot happier.
Mondays should be banished!!
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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Cute Story? Thats all I get?
Last time I try to not be an asshole in one of your threads… 
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
I was very serious. At least every day I say the following words “people like that should be sterilized” or “…I’m gonna shoot somebody” b/c I’m usually talking about someone so terrifically stupid they need to be put out of their misery.
my boss warned me today that I can be terminated if I’m ever caught carrying a weapon on the clock. just. in. case.
and back to the Big E…
For the safety and security of all our guests, the following are not permitted through the gates at The Big E: Weapons (with or without permit); Ammunition; Knives, Alcohol/Drugs; Skateboards; Rollerblades; Luggage or other large bags.
All bags, purses and other items are subject to search. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
So, being a reasonable and sensible guy, Beans should have approached the gate, Hulk-Hoganed off his shirt, and asked to “Check these GUNS!”
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ha ha, imagine seeing someone do that? Oh man, god would that be awesome.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
imhungry wrote:
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Cute Story? Thats all I get?
Last time I try to not be an asshole in one of your threads… ;)[/quote]
Well, fuck, Beans… It was a cute story. What else can I say? “Omg, your story moved me in ways I didn’t think possible! I laughed. I cried. I came.”
I did like it, though:)
[quote]imhungry wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
What else can I say? “Omg, your story moved me in ways I didn’t think possible! I laughed. I cried. I came.”
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I am feeling the love now…
This picture is completely unrelated…
Think I forgot it last time
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
imhungry wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
What else can I say? “Omg, your story moved me in ways I didn’t think possible! I laughed. I cried. I came.”
I am feeling the love now…
This picture is completely unrelated…
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You know how I feel about you beans, so please, stop pouting. K?
