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Then was not non-existence nor existence: there was no realm of air, no sky beyond it. What covered in, and where?.. Who knows then whence it first came into being? He, the first origin of this creation, whether he formed it all or did not form it, Whose eye controls this world in highest heaven, he verily knows it, or perhaps he knows not.
That tells me a lot.
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[quote]Makavali wrote:
Then was not non-existence nor existence: there was no realm of air, no sky beyond it. What covered in, and where?.. Who knows then whence it first came into being? He, the first origin of this creation, whether he formed it all or did not form it, Whose eye controls this world in highest heaven, he verily knows it, or perhaps he knows not.
That tells me a lot.[/quote]
[i]
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
[/i]
Obviously!
[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Then was not non-existence nor existence: there was no realm of air, no sky beyond it. What covered in, and where?.. Who knows then whence it first came into being? He, the first origin of this creation, whether he formed it all or did not form it, Whose eye controls this world in highest heaven, he verily knows it, or perhaps he knows not.
That tells me a lot.
[i]
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
[/i]
Obviously!
[/quote]
You ARE the walrus?!?
Sunday.yay.
Went to the Big E this Saturday.
I am disappointed, MA CT NH ME VT & RI.
I’m not huge, but fairly large. There were maybe two fuckers there that stood put in a crowd (I saw one, and assume there was 1 more). Probably close to 6,000 people I saw on Saturday and there was one lonely bastard with some serious size on him. Fucking guy was the size of a house, but still one dude?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Went to the Big E this Saturday.
I am disappointed, MA CT NH ME VT & RI.
I’m not huge, but fairly large. There were maybe two fuckers there that stood put in a crowd (I saw one, and assume there was 1 more). Probably close to 6,000 people I saw on Saturday and there was one lonely bastard with some serious size on him. Fucking guy was the size of a house, but still one dude? and then i found ten dollars![/quote]
fixed that for ya.
stop being surprised that everyones highest standard is mediocrity.
then wash the sand out of your jockstrap.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
stop being surprised that everyones highest standard is mediocrity.
then wash the sand out of your jockstrap. [/quote]
2 things:
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That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
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I just spent 3 days with my mother, and two 11 year olds. I had to bitch about something, somewhere or I would have exploded.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.[/quote]
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
I am genuinely sorry that the children and your mother are not as cool as my niece, nephew, and mother. I’d have one hell of an awesome weekend with that combo in my own life.
u can try a helment tho, for the cerebral rupture. i have one for every season. with a detachable facemask.
*I’ve decided that they’re called “patients” because they require so much “patience”
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
- I just spent 3 days with my mother, and two 11 year olds. I had to bitch about something, somewhere or I would have exploded.
I am genuinely sorry that the children and your mother are not as cool as my niece, nephew, and mother. I’d have one hell of an awesome weekend with that combo in my own life.
u can try a helment tho, for the cerebral rupture. i have one for every season. with a detachable facemask.
*I’ve decided that they’re called “patients” because they require so much “patience”[/quote]
I love them all, and did have a good time, but at some point, somewhere down the line I became THE adult. It is weird. Like everyone handed the reins over to me. My aunt is making me the legal guardian of my cousin if something happens to her. Couple of other “you grew up” moments too.
I’m just not adjusted to it yet and let the “pressure” get to me. (It’s not pressure, but that is the best word I can come up with.)
Also I will note the 11 year olds are addicted to Xbox, and there was zero this weekend allowed. Detox is a bitch.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Also I will note the 11 year olds are addicted to Xbox, and there was zero this weekend allowed. Detox is a bitch.[/quote]
shit… where’s my helmet…
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
[/quote]
Yeah, it’s amazing how you just can’t get rid of people who are a drain. There are several groups of people I want sterilized, so they don’t pass on their genes, and no one gets it but me. And people think I’m mean because I don’t want certain people procreating. I’m only thinking about the betterment of human life on this planet. I’m really a humanitarian…we just have to get rid of the few hundred thousand who give us a bad name.
…and we’re back to teh kitties!!!
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
Yeah, it’s amazing how you just can’t get rid of people who are a drain. There are several groups of people I want sterilized, so they don’t pass on their genes, and no one gets it but me. And people think I’m mean because I don’t want certain people procreating. I’m only thinking about the betterment of human life on this planet. I’m really a humanitarian…we just have to get rid of the few hundred thousand who give us a bad name.[/quote]
I hope you were being serious. If you were, I love you. Thank you for typing that. made my night.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
Yeah, it’s amazing how you just can’t get rid of people who are a drain. There are several groups of people I want sterilized, so they don’t pass on their genes, and no one gets it but me. And people think I’m mean because I don’t want certain people procreating. I’m only thinking about the betterment of human life on this planet. I’m really a humanitarian…we just have to get rid of the few hundred thousand who give us a bad name.
I hope you were being serious. If you were, I love you. Thank you for typing that. made my night. [/quote]
I was very serious. At least every day I say the following words “people like that should be sterilized” or “…I’m gonna shoot somebody” b/c I’m usually talking about someone so terrifically stupid they need to be put out of their misery.
Good night.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
2 things:
- That topic of conversation has come up a lot the last few days. In real life too. But you are right. I shouldn’t be so shocked. No one works hard at anything anymore.
honestly its something i’ll never get tired of bitching about.
my boss informed me that shooting idiots and fat people in the face was not, in fact, encouraging darwinism, as i was claiming. my response is that the bullet, infection, or organ rupture kills them. not me. if they serve no other purpose than testing my patience,* (i.e., they’re sucking the life out of this country by collecting unemployment and taking 16 different medications and are 200lbs overweight,) i see no problem with suffocating them and throwing them in a pit for compost. no point in wasting bullets on those.
Yeah, it’s amazing how you just can’t get rid of people who are a drain. There are several groups of people I want sterilized, so they don’t pass on their genes, and no one gets it but me. And people think I’m mean because I don’t want certain people procreating. I’m only thinking about the betterment of human life on this planet. I’m really a humanitarian…we just have to get rid of the few hundred thousand who give us a bad name.
I hope you were being serious. If you were, I love you. Thank you for typing that. made my night. [/quote]
She’s dead serious. TRUST ME.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I was very serious. At least every day I say the following words “people like that should be sterilized” or “…I’m gonna shoot somebody” b/c I’m usually talking about someone so terrifically stupid they need to be put out of their misery.[/quote]
my boss warned me today that I can be terminated if I’m ever caught carrying a weapon on the clock. just. in. case.