[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
My son’s 12 buddy sags his pants.
Nerdy little white kid…
I want to slap him, but i can’t. he isn’t mine to beat.[/quote]
Whooping nerdy kids that sag their pants is a passion of mine.
awww, the look on their little faces.
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Lol…
And Ink - fuck grass, fuck it sideways lol.
Tell you what Beans, next time I push it, I’ll bring it to grass and film it, just for you. I’ll have to have someone else post it though, since it might be what kills me, but that’s cool right?
how does one do shrug rows?
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
how does one do shrug rows?[/quote]
wat
Wendler mentioned them in the building your yolk article over on elitefts.
http://train.elitefts.com/exercise-index/machine/chest-supported-shrugs-45-degree/
This perhaps? Not called a “Shrug Row” but “Chest Supported Shrugs” so it could be close to the same thing…maybe?
Looks like a good scap move
i need to figure out what switch alcohol controls that turns my girlfriend into a porn star.
either that or just get her wasted all the time.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
either that or just get her wasted all the time.[/quote]
I think you found your answer
Thanks Ink. I saw that and do those already. I googled and they describe is a a cross between an upright row and a barbell row. It’s like your rowing to your chest, but shrugging too, sounds odd to me. Hits the rhomboids and middle/lower traps.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
either that or just get her wasted all the time.[/quote]
I think you found your answer[/quote]
X2!
Traffic licks balls
So I can’t quote on my blackberry but can quick reply.
Worm:
I would also agree with Joyce and tha freak Toots.
With me there’s a fine line betweend ‘pornstar’ wasted and ‘passout’ wasted. But there isn’t really a trigger alcohol.
[quote]Court wrote:
So I can’t quote on my blackberry but can quick reply.
Worm:
I would also agree with Joyce and tha freak Toots.
With me there’s a fine line betweend ‘pornstar’ wasted and ‘passout’ wasted. But there isn’t really a trigger alcohol. [/quote]
I agree! There is only like a one drink difference between those two wasteds. If you go too far, it’s like you slipped her roofies.
Hahahaha that is definitely the best way to describe it Toots. And yes, there’s only a one drink difference.
What that means Worm is when she starts giving you the eye and being more touchy, it’s time to take her home and not buy her another drink. Otherwise you’ll be carrying her 
PS I’ve been travelling with my parents since Thurs am and I’m going crazy.
[quote]Court wrote:
So I can’t quote on my blackberry but can quick reply.
Worm:
I would also agree with Joyce and tha freak Toots.
With me there’s a fine line betweend ‘pornstar’ wasted and ‘passout’ wasted. But there isn’t really a trigger alcohol. [/quote]
Yeah suuuuure there is Court. You’re leaving out the part about that ‘fine line’ lasting for hours…aren’t ya?
Joyce honey, don’t go sharing my secrets with the world.
[quote]Court wrote:
Joyce honey, don’t go sharing my secrets with the world. [/quote]
I wasn’t speaking from experience, but you took the liberty of proving it just now. I’m sure your PM inbox will be full before you get out of that car now
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
I am now awake and can tell the cop story.
When we left the bar last night there were about 8-9 cops and 4 cop cars in the parking lot, blocking us in. Apparently there had been a fight and after it was over they decided to have a confab in the parking lot. I was worried about the car being towed if we left it there so we went and asked if it would be. The cops were like “no, we’re just chilling. Are we blocking you in? If one of you feels you can drive, go right ahead, we won’t pull you over or anything.” At that point I burst out in sarcastic laughter and had to stop myself from saying “BULLSHIT! YEAH, RIGHT!” So, me and the tiger walked home and they all left the parking lot. Now, having a dui on my record, there was no way we were going to take the chance of driving with 8 cops sitting right there, even if it was just around the block and IH would have been the one driving. We were impaired, but not THAT impaired. So, now we have to go get the car at some point today.
The night was good, otherwise. Went out to dinner, went to the bar, no pool playing though. We will have to do that another night. They had one of those touch screen video game machines so I playing that and IH bought the drinks and talked in a country accent when the jukebox was playing country. It was a good time.
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I expected more titties and handcuffs, less obedience.
Not that I’m disappointed.
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Yeah, it wasn’t really exciting.
It was just that we were pretty lit and walking towards the car, then having 4 cop cars with all the cops hanging out, bullshitting, and blocking us in.
Then, telling us that they’ll move IF we feel like we’re capable of driving…
I was like, “Noooo… that’s ok! We live right around the corner and we wanted to make sure my car wasn’t going to get towed…”
It was funny hearing one of them say, “We won’t pull you over if you think you’re ok to drive.”
FUCK THAT.