Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (14)

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I practie tantric sex … I can go for days on the cusp of orgasm …

I’m lying of course … sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered however[/quote]

I’m not talking about quickies, Deb made it seem like 5 was a max. [/quote]

Quickie’s are awesome though … [/quote]

Aren’t they? I absolutely love playing secretary. Giving a blow job while he’s on a conferance call, awesome.

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Can’t have a birthday without some cat pictures right?

Mim, thanks for rachel mclish, she’s an awesome one.

Thanks deb.

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Happy birthday herc!

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
'Scuse me…

wouldn’t a woman want a series of 5-8 minute intervals, with conversation, cuddling, and possibly a shower or a pizza interlude?

amirite?

[/quote]

Yes, please.

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I pick 15 to 20 min intervals.

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Not terribly critical, just doubtful that i want to do much beyond. Anyways, here’s a picture of the scene. It’s on the mirror btw.

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I haven’t had a Viking pillage my village…in forever.

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[quote]pch2 wrote:
I pick 15 to 20 min intervals. [/quote]

I like your secretary scenario myself.

If only there were more like yourself…

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[quote]Edgy wrote:
'Scuse me…

wouldn’t a woman want a series of 5-8 minute intervals, with conversation, cuddling, and possibly a shower or a pizza interlude?

amirite?

[/quote]

No pizza if pch is involved. She’s not a fan.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERC!

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[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I practie tantric sex … I can go for days on the cusp of orgasm …

I’m lying of course … sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered however[/quote]

I’m not talking about quickies, Deb made it seem like 5 was a max. [/quote]

Quickie’s are awesome though … [/quote]

Aren’t they? I absolutely love playing secretary. Giving a blow job while he’s on a conferance call, awesome. [/quote]

Right around the time COD:MW2 came out I was playing online and my gf started giving me head … I started talking about it over my headset but no one believed me … it didn’t matter because I was getting head and they weren’t :slight_smile:

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wham bam thank you maam!

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I haven’t had a Viking pillage my village…in forever.[/quote]

careful what you ask for…

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[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I haven’t had a Viking pillage my village…in forever.[/quote]

3 months now! Does that make me a virgin again?

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obviously she wanted your attention Polo…I used to do that when Nascar came on…Nascar is boring anyway.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

Right around the time COD:MW2 came out I was playing online and my gf started giving me head … I started talking about it over my headset but no one believed me … it didn’t matter because I was getting head and they weren’t :)[/quote]

You son of a bitch. I’ve played against fuckers like you who brag about their Gurl blowing them while they play.

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lol, Pch, bet you won’t be able to beat 359 days, which is how long my hubby will be gone…sigh

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Of course you were the only one getting head while WEARING A HEADSET and PLAYING AN ON LINE GAME. OMG.

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Relevent to the minute men.

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<<< 365+ days but I don’t have the deployed husband excuse :frowning: Now I’m sad. Bring it Viking boy.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

Right around the time COD:MW2 came out I was playing online and my gf started giving me head … I started talking about it over my headset but no one believed me … it didn’t matter because I was getting head and they weren’t :)[/quote]

You son of a bitch. I’ve played against fuckers like you who brag about their Gurl blowing them while they play. [/quote]

if it makes you feel any better, that truth to bullshit ratio is probably around 1:100 so …