Ever Feel Like a Thread Killer? (14)

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I told a guy that I was tired of guys who were 5 minute men so afterward he told me he was watching the clock on his nightstand to make sure he went more than FIVE. He went SIX. What a champ.[/quote]

Do guys like that actually exist? 5min? That’s not even long enough for a fun blow job. [/quote]

Yes, they are usually in their 20’s. Guys in their 30’s and 40’s, however, tend to know what the hell they are doing.

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

You lost me at flirt, but you had me at plane ticket. I’ll take a break from work, take a trip to Ohio, give you the best 8 seconds of your life, take a nap, take a tour around the NFL Hall of Fame, and return home before you sober up.

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THIS^

You don’t even bother to stretch it out to 2 mins like every other clown in this world! (:[/quote]

Did you know they make toys with a plunger thing on one side so you can stick it to the shower wall and back yourself onto it? I saw a picture of this girl in a shower with one, and thought of you. I’ll find it when I get home and see if it’s okay to post here. [/quote]

You don’t have to post a pic, alot of stuff out now have suction cups. I never tried it out in the shower though, too afraid I’ll crack my head open and that would be awkward to explain!

AttyDeb and Pch2 = Crazy

You want a man who can juggle elephants too? JEEZ!

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I told a guy that I was tired of guys who were 5 minute men so afterward he told me he was watching the clock on his nightstand to make sure he went more than FIVE. He went SIX. What a champ.[/quote]

Do guys like that actually exist? 5min? That’s not even long enough for a fun blow job. [/quote]

Yes, they are usually in their 20’s. Guys in their 30’s and 40’s, however, tend to know what the hell they are doing.
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With the exception of one 40 something, I’ve only been with guys around my own age ie 20s and while they don’t always know what they’re doing, they’re able to do whatever I wan for as long as I want for the most part. My sample size isn’t significant though, but none of my friends have complained to me about the issue. I just wonder if it’s one of those things everyone talks about but doesn’t really happen.

Crazy good, baby, crazy good.

I practie tantric sex … I can go for days on the cusp of orgasm …

I’m lying of course … sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered however

I’m a huge fan of quickies. There’s a whole lot that can be right about that. However, quicky does not equal first time with someone who’s bragging about bringing his A Game.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m a huge fan of quickies. There’s a whole lot that can be right about that. However, quicky does not equal first time with someone who’s bragging about bringing his A Game. [/quote]

lulz … no, if you’re gonna brag about something you better be able to back it up … me? I never brag, I just warn…

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m a huge fan of quickies. There’s a whole lot that can be right about that. However, quicky does not equal first time with someone who’s bragging about bringing his A Game. [/quote]

lulz … no, if you’re gonna brag about something you better be able to back it up … me? I never brag, I just warn…[/quote]

and by warn you mean, don’t blink or you’ll miss it?

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m a huge fan of quickies. There’s a whole lot that can be right about that. However, quicky does not equal first time with someone who’s bragging about bringing his A Game. [/quote]

lulz … no, if you’re gonna brag about something you better be able to back it up … me? I never brag, I just warn…[/quote]

and by warn you mean, don’t blink or you’ll miss it?[/quote]

Don’t try, Polo. This bird has flown over the cuckoo’s nest. In other words, CRAZY!!

Next she’ll want a man to jump into the space, drag the moon to Earth, carve her name into it, and then throw it back up there.

Muy loco.

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m a huge fan of quickies. There’s a whole lot that can be right about that. However, quicky does not equal first time with someone who’s bragging about bringing his A Game. [/quote]

lulz … no, if you’re gonna brag about something you better be able to back it up … me? I never brag, I just warn…[/quote]

and by warn you mean, don’t blink or you’ll miss it?[/quote]

No, like I hope you’ve cleared your schedule cuz it’s gonna be a long night and we ain’t gettin any sleep

This is for the first time of course … once i get used to sex with someone (get comfrotable) I tend to not go for too long, hour tops

But the first has always been a marathon

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I practie tantric sex … I can go for days on the cusp of orgasm …

I’m lying of course … sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered however[/quote]

I’m not talking about quickies, Deb made it seem like 5 was a max.

^^funny

Polo is wise.

Thanks guys and gals, i am liking the topic goin on at the moment. I will say that i can control how long i last fairly well. Changing things things up in the midst is the way to go.

Is this the type of dildo you were talking about pch.

NSFW
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/

[quote]pch2 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I practie tantric sex … I can go for days on the cusp of orgasm …

I’m lying of course … sometimes a quickie is just what the doctor ordered however[/quote]

I’m not talking about quickies, Deb made it seem like 5 was a max. [/quote]

Quickie’s are awesome though …

i’m not gonna lie and take a woman on a 60 minute ride
i’m gonna lie and take her on a 10 second tour

Happy Birthday Herc!

[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:
Thanks guys and gals, i am liking the topic goin on at the moment. I will say that i can control how long i last fairly well. Changing things things up in the midst is the way to go.

Is this the type of dildo you were talking about pch.

NSFW
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/

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Huh, for some reason I thought because you were so cynical about relationships you didn’t have sex either. I guess that doesn’t really go together does it?

The link just takes me to the general tube8 site since I’m on my phone.

'Scuse me…

wouldn’t a woman want a series of 5-8 minute intervals, with conversation, cuddling, and possibly a shower or a pizza interlude?

amirite?