[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
Yeah, I love good tree-ripe peaches, and cherries too. I love cherries.[/quote]
I’d much rather eat a lemon than cherries.
“Here’s a bowl of cherries”
“Ok, is there Ice Cream to go with the cherries”
“No”
“DO NOT WANT”[/quote]
I enjoy lemons as well, I eat them whole, including the peel.[/quote]
I didn’t think that was healthy or even edible.
Strawberries are bad ass. Kiwis are bad ass(not the New Zealanders, but the fruit)
Cantalope is ok. The blandest of the fruit in my opinion, but still great.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
Today? Just today?
I’m feeling less like a kicked puppy, and now just want to play. I’m supposed to be sharpening my flirting skills anyway. Too much innuendo? How else do people flirt?[/quote]
It can’t be that hard. you’re a girl. You got boobs. You could ask a guy for the ketchup and he’ll think “she’s checking me out…”
Aim low enough, you’ll hook some idiot. AIM high enough…you’ll probably end up with herpes.
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that’s the problem! It way to quickly goes from hello to you wanna fuck. Finding someone to just have sex with is super duper easy. Finding someone to flirt with and hang out with and maybe eventually have sex with seems to be impossible, but then last night was the first time I’ve attempted to flirt irl in years.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
that’s the problem! It way to quickly goes from hello to you wanna fuck. Finding someone to just have sex with is super duper easy. Finding someone to flirt with and hang out with and maybe eventually have sex with seems to be impossible, but then last night was the first time I’ve attempted to flirt irl in years.
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A man who will flirt with you, but won’t make an attempt to bang you for a long time? A man who will suffer through blue balls and have a conversation with you?
Does not compute. DANGER WILL ROBINSON. DOES NOT COMPUTE!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
that’s the problem! It way to quickly goes from hello to you wanna fuck. Finding someone to just have sex with is super duper easy. Finding someone to flirt with and hang out with and maybe eventually have sex with seems to be impossible, but then last night was the first time I’ve attempted to flirt irl in years.
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A man who will flirt with you, but won’t make an attempt to bang you for a long time? A man who will suffer through blue balls and have a conversation with you?
Does not compute. DANGER WILL ROBINSON. DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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I’m tired of feelng sorry for guys having to wait. I’ve spent way too much time with guys hearing the woe is me perspective. Fuck that. I’m worth laying ground work with and waiting for. I want him to try, but still treat me like a lady. Askng me to go home with you on our first interaction is not treating me like a lady. I’m not saying don’t attempt to bang me, I’m saying treat me like a person worth puttng time and effort in the hopes of banging me. I’m not a bitch, if there’s absolutly no chance of anything ever happening I’m not going to lead anyone on.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
It’s always going to go from hello to DTF pretty quickly, guys don’t want to be friend zoned. Some might not be as overt about the DTF part.[/quote]
[quote]pch2 wrote:
that’s the problem! It way to quickly goes from hello to you wanna fuck. Finding someone to just have sex with is super duper easy. Finding someone to flirt with and hang out with and maybe eventually have sex with seems to be impossible, but then last night was the first time I’ve attempted to flirt irl in years.
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A man who will flirt with you, but won’t make an attempt to bang you for a long time? A man who will suffer through blue balls and have a conversation with you?
Does not compute. DANGER WILL ROBINSON. DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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I’m tired of feelng sorry for guys having to wait. I’ve spent way too much time with guys hearing the woe is me perspective. Fuck that. I’m worth laying ground work with and waiting for. I want him to try, but still treat me like a lady. Askng me to go home with you on our first interaction is not treating me like a lady. I’m not saying don’t attempt to bang me, I’m saying treat me like a person worth puttng time and effort in the hopes of banging me. I’m not a bitch, if there’s absolutly no chance of anything ever happening I’m not going to lead anyone on.
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I don’t know. That guy is out there. Somewhere.
(And hey, I didn’t mention anything bad about you. I just think it will be difficult to find that specific guy.)
Oh please, I don’t want anymore guys in my friend zone. It’s full, I have a whole BJJ community in my friend zone. If I don’t see sex in our future I don’t want to spend time with some random guy. I’m tired of being in the friend zone I’m surrounded by guys that are hot and share my interests but are off limits, why would I add to that toture? I just wanted to be treated nicely, I tend to compromise my standards and take damage for it.
It’s like rolling with new guys, if you want me to be relaxed and comfortable rolling with you, you have to be gentle. If a guy comes into the gym and is just looking to tap kids I don’t roll with him. He has to show an appreciation for the art. I’m applying the same to dating. Either way the tap is the goal, but how you go about it is completely different. Do I make any sense?
I’m going to go move some heavyish stuffs around. Laterz.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
And they call me a freak?!?!?!
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you are … I mean who really turns down a $5mil for a h-j in a BK bathroom?[/quote]
After working in a bank for 10+ years, I can tell you people who have a ton of money are no happier than us. Like biggie said, mo money…mo problems![/quote]
That’s only because those people are doing it wrong
They’re pre-occupied with their money … plus you work at a bank in MASSACHUSETTS … people here are miserable regardless
Now, if you worked at a bank on some gorgeous tropical island you might see some miserable rich people, but I guarantee you’d see some happy as shit rich people also
I’m not exactly surprised by the quick DTF question. Pch, take it as a compliment and move on. For all you know you could have just smiled at that guy yesterday and he would have asked DTF? Don’t question your subtle flirting/innuendo abilities. Maybe he was just out last night to try to get laid? Maybe he just got out of a relationship and is broken and feels sex will fix it. Maybe he’s just not nice enough to actually respect girls and know he needs to do a bit of wowing before he gets lucky. Don’t overthink. Just get back on the horse (my horse is amazing).
Speaking of DTF… I saw the marine yesterday. We watched the Pens suck large. He was too bummed to have sex later. Plus his roommate came home as soon as the game was over. I’m still horny.
