I could eat a peach for hours.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
What’s up baby … how’s the struggle?[/quote]
I still have a huge zit.
I flirted with a semi attractive boy yesterday, and rather than ask for my number he asked me to go home with him. I think I need less innuendo in my flirting. PMPM has led me down the wrong path!
I have a heavy day planned today though so it’ll be a good day. I think I’ll try some burpees before hand. [/quote]
“Hahaha, yeah, maybe I’ll go home with you some time, but you have to woo me a bit first. Want to have dinner next week?”[/quote]
Yeah there is the option of guiding the conversation like that, but if he doesn’t know better isn’t that a red flag of incompatibility? I usually snap judgement walk away. I don’t have much faith in my asshole radar anymore. I seem to not be able to tell the genuinely assholey guys from the ones just putting on a cocky fascade.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
DTF?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
What’s up baby … how’s the struggle?[/quote]
I still have a huge zit.
I flirted with a semi attractive boy yesterday, and rather than ask for my number he asked me to go home with him. I think I need less innuendo in my flirting. PMPM has led me down the wrong path!
I have a heavy day planned today though so it’ll be a good day. I think I’ll try some burpees before hand. [/quote]
“Hahaha, yeah, maybe I’ll go home with you some time, but you have to woo me a bit first. Want to have dinner next week?”[/quote]
Yeah there is the option of guiding the conversation like that, but if he doesn’t know better isn’t that a red flag of incompatibility? I usually snap judgement walk away. I don’t have much faith in my asshole radar anymore. I seem to not be able to tell the genuinely assholey guys from the ones just putting on a cocky fascade. [/quote]
Yeah, it’s absolutely a red flag, guiding the convo would be one option, and might be a service to future women he talks to, but if I got a line like that in real life, I might date him if he were hot, but I wouldn’t have a real relationship with him.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
Yeah, I love good tree-ripe peaches, and cherries too. I love cherries.
You guys are wicked perverted today
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
Yeah, I love good tree-ripe peaches, and cherries too. I love cherries.[/quote]
I’d much rather eat a lemon than cherries.
“Here’s a bowl of cherries”
“Ok, is there Ice Cream to go with the cherries”
“No”
“DO NOT WANT”
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
The art of innuendo and speed seduction takes time and practice.[/quote]
Fuck that. Money and Power will make up for lack of personality and good looks.
[/quote]
It depends on who you are dealing with. That shit don’t fly with some people.[/quote]
5 millions dollars for Handi-J in a burger king bathroom. Yes or No.[/quote]
No. I don’t give good hand jobs anyways!!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
I prefer bananas. Lol, I had to.
Some one post that peaches song that was popular in middle school. Peaches for everyone.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
And they call me a freak?!?!?!
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
I prefer bananas. Lol, I had to.
Some one post that peaches song that was popular in middle school. Peaches for everyone. [/quote]
Granted, you could get fired at work if you look at this and get caught. But its worth it!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
The art of innuendo and speed seduction takes time and practice.[/quote]
Fuck that. Money and Power will make up for lack of personality and good looks.
[/quote]
It depends on who you are dealing with. That shit don’t fly with some people.[/quote]
5 millions dollars for Handi-J in a burger king bathroom. Yes or No.[/quote]
No. I don’t give good hand jobs anyways!!
[/quote]
How about an angry rimjob?
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
And they call me a freak?!?!?!
[/quote]
you are … I mean who really turns down a $5mil for a h-j in a BK bathroom?
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
Today? Just today?
I’m feeling less like a kicked puppy, and now just want to play. I’m supposed to be sharpening my flirting skills anyway. Too much innuendo? How else do people flirt?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I could eat a peach for hours.[/quote]
On a serious note, I love Peaches. They’re fricking amazing. Its like God said “I’m sorry about everything, Wol. But I’ll make it up to you with some bad ass fruit.”[/quote]
Yeah, I love good tree-ripe peaches, and cherries too. I love cherries.[/quote]
I’d much rather eat a lemon than cherries.
“Here’s a bowl of cherries”
“Ok, is there Ice Cream to go with the cherries”
“No”
“DO NOT WANT”[/quote]
I enjoy lemons as well, I eat them whole, including the peel.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
Today? Just today?
I’m feeling less like a kicked puppy, and now just want to play. I’m supposed to be sharpening my flirting skills anyway. Too much innuendo? How else do people flirt?[/quote]
I usually just whip out my dick and ask if they like what they see … if they don’t I put it away and move on … but if they do bow chikka bow wow
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
Today? Just today?
I’m feeling less like a kicked puppy, and now just want to play. I’m supposed to be sharpening my flirting skills anyway. Too much innuendo? How else do people flirt?[/quote]
It can’t be that hard. you’re a girl. You got boobs. You could ask a guy for the ketchup and he’ll think “she’s checking me out…”
Aim low enough, you’ll hook some idiot. AIM high enough…you’ll probably end up with herpes.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
You guys are wicked perverted today[/quote]
Today? Just today?
I’m feeling less like a kicked puppy, and now just want to play. I’m supposed to be sharpening my flirting skills anyway. Too much innuendo? How else do people flirt?[/quote]
FWIW, I’m a much better flirt online than in real life. I blush too easily and it is unnerving for me. Sexual confidence + face like a Campbell’s Soup Kid = Lose.