[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I was just asked by two girls at the gym i wanted to have a threesome.
actually, they described it as them “running a train” on me.
so uh…that’s a first.[/quote]
NICE.
You mention this to the gf?[/quote]
negative. threesomes (or in this case foursomes) don’t go over well with her.
The ladies in question were about 5/10 on the universal Attractivometer, although the one had ridiculous slut appeal. She could probably suck the finish off a hardwood floor. She’s the one who looked me dead in the eye and said, “can we like, run a train on you?”
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I’m sorry for being an obnoxious penis, you probably did the right thing.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I was just asked by two girls at the gym i wanted to have a threesome.
actually, they described it as them “running a train” on me.
so uh…that’s a first.[/quote]
NICE.
You mention this to the gf?[/quote]
negative. threesomes (or in this case foursomes) don’t go over well with her.
The ladies in question were about 5/10 on the universal Attractivometer, although the one had ridiculous slut appeal. She could probably suck the finish off a hardwood floor. She’s the one who looked me dead in the eye and said, “can we like, run a train on you?”
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I’m sorry for being an obnoxious penis, you probably did the right thing.
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You’re one of the few people that never has to apologize for being obnoxious, Beans. In my opinion, anyway.
You never want to get my age and have regrets about not taking advantage of certain opportunities.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I was just asked by two girls at the gym i wanted to have a threesome.
actually, they described it as them “running a train” on me.
so uh…that’s a first.[/quote]
NICE.
You mention this to the gf?[/quote]
Kid is 20 (I believe) no need to worry about commitment at that age.
None of the chicks I dated did, and those whores all ended up fine.[/quote]
I too am 20[/quote]
Pics or it didn’t happen![/quote]
ok, you got me, I’m 7.
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In bat years.
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Actually, I’m 8,000 years old. I sleep for hundreds of years at a time and whenever I rise my birthdate starts from there. I woke up in 1989 this time.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Court too, plus she thinks my hick accent is cute.[/quote]
You’ve got a hick accent?[/quote]
Absinthe Lad is cool no longer.
strums banjo[/quote]
you jackasses, we all live within two states of each other, we all have the same north east coast accent. but to a Californian, it sounds hickish.[/quote]
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Court too, plus she thinks my hick accent is cute.[/quote]
You’ve got a hick accent?[/quote]
Absinthe Lad is cool no longer.
strums banjo[/quote]
you jackasses, we all live within two states of each other, we all have the same north east coast accent. but to a Californian, it sounds hickish.[/quote]
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
Court too, plus she thinks my hick accent is cute.[/quote]
You’ve got a hick accent?[/quote]
Absinthe Lad is cool no longer.
strums banjo[/quote]
you jackasses, we all live within two states of each other, we all have the same north east coast accent. but to a Californian, it sounds hickish.[/quote]
I actually have a really deep voice that gets me pointed out as Jamaican. My “A” and “O” are the same, Danny is Donny…Absinthe is Obsinthe.