[quote]imhungry wrote:
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What’s with the otter obsession?!?!?!
A sad day for bass, his first ever cavity… the dentist was like everything looks perfect, hey what’s this, OMG U POPPED UR CAVITY CHERRY. The asshat has got me for braces, retainers, bonded two front teeth 3 times, and possibly veneers. Fucking dick, I put his kids through Harvard.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
A sad day for bass, his first ever cavity… the dentist was like everything looks perfect, hey what’s this, OMG U POPPED UR CAVITY CHERRY. The asshat has got me for braces, retainers, bonded two front teeth 3 times, and possibly veneers. Fucking dick, I put his kids through Harvard.[/quote]
well, maybe a semester at private school, but no Harvard.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! WILL YOU POST OR PM YOUR WANG, SO WE CAN AGREE THAT IT’S GIGANTIC, AND THEN WE MOVE ON?!?!
Not that I want to see it, or anything… GREENY DOES!!!
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LOL, okay I’ll stop.[/quote]
Did you send or put up a dick pic??
Then we can’t move on until you do, damnit!
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
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What’s with the otter obsession?!?!?![/quote]
I dig 'em!
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
A sad day for bass, his first ever cavity… the dentist was like everything looks perfect, hey what’s this, OMG U POPPED UR CAVITY CHERRY. The asshat has got me for braces, retainers, bonded two front teeth 3 times, and possibly veneers. Fucking dick, I put his kids through Harvard.[/quote]
loving my education bass, thanks!
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?[/quote]
Pretend he has never seen you naked, and only speak when spoken to.
Don’t fucking make eye contact first either.
You are about you now.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! WILL YOU POST OR PM YOUR WANG, SO WE CAN AGREE THAT IT’S GIGANTIC, AND THEN WE MOVE ON?!?!
Not that I want to see it, or anything… GREENY DOES!!!
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LOL, okay I’ll stop.[/quote]
Did you send or put up a dick pic??
Then we can’t move on until you do, damnit![/quote]
It’s still on my phone. Not even on the CPU yet.
I’ll hit you up first.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?[/quote]
Pretend he has never seen you naked, and only speak when spoken to.
Don’t fucking make eye contact first either.
You are about you now.[/quote]
x2 meeellion.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?[/quote]
stab him.
yes i’m serial.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?[/quote]
Pretend he has never seen you naked, and only speak when spoken to.
Don’t fucking make eye contact first either.
You are about you now.[/quote]
seriously, THIS.
if he tries to make small talk, make sure you let him know CLEARLY that you guys broke up and he has no right to talk to you.
You guys are awesome!
Ok, while not talking to him makes perfect sense, I’m having trouble getting over the idea of beating the shit out of her. She’s defenseless, I could easily hurt her without actually hurting her. You wouldn’t believe how freaked out people get when you choke them out. That lack of control is hardcore emotional damage. Explain to me why I don’t get that?
I sound insane, I completely and totally realize that.
Eh
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I sound insane, I completely and totally realize that. [/quote]
No, I disagree.
Your previous post negates this thought.
The vast majority of people have had the very same experiences and emotions as you’re having… So, that means EVERYBODY’s “insane” at one time or another.
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I sound insane, I completely and totally realize that. [/quote]
The best course of action would be to get drunk and find a random guy to sleep with. Just let loose. Do the nastiest, freakiest, and weirdest stuff possible. Yep.
Wolly A.Barret = Random Guy
910-867-5309
Sounds like a plan, PCH2.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I’m going to have to see him in class in an hour. What am I supposed to do?[/quote]
Pretend he has never seen you naked, and only speak when spoken to.
Don’t fucking make eye contact first either.
You are about you now.[/quote]
Glad you gave the advice I would have given had I been here before she left for class 
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I sound insane, I completely and totally realize that. [/quote]
The best course of action would be to get drunk and find a random guy to sleep with. Just let loose. Do the nastiest, freakiest, and weirdest stuff possible. Yep.
Wolly A.Barret = Random Guy
910-555-7809
Sounds like a plan, PCH2.[/quote]
Even if you survived, you’d never respect her, Wol.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]pch2 wrote:
I sound insane, I completely and totally realize that. [/quote]
The best course of action would be to get drunk and find a random guy to sleep with. Just let loose. Do the nastiest, freakiest, and weirdest stuff possible. Yep.
Wolly A.Barret = Random Guy
910-867-5309
Sounds like a plan, PCH2.[/quote]
I hope that is really your number. I’m going to write it on every bathroom stall I enter for the next week.