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[quote]Vegita wrote:
Hey everyone, I have a story! I expect a lot of cool story bro’s after this one so get your files ready.

So I’m in this dart league and at the halfway point we are in second place, 22 games behind the 1st place team (13 games per night). Yet we beat the first place team head to head in our first encounter and we did not lose a match all year. (winning 7-6 counts as a win for the night). Well the league does not have playoffs, the winner is simply the team who wins the most individual games on the season, the nightly matches don’t actually count for anything.

Well we started catching a little fire in the secong half and end up beating the #1 team again, along with 2 other teams beating them for a match. The season ends last week and we are TIED for first place. Now in our minds, this is simple, we beat them head to head 2 times, we own the tie breaker, we win the league. BUT BUT BUT, Noooooooooo, the guy who runs the league one-arm (yes he only has one arm) decieds we will do a one match playoff between us to see who wins the league. HELLOOOOOO we already beat said cock nobbers twice head to head.

Anyways, the stupid playoff match is tonight. I have been getting drunk and practicing in my man cave with my teamates for 3 straight nights. I’m locked, loaded and ready to school these punks one more time. I got my red bull vodkas all lines up at home (they turn you into god). I’ll report back when we win and I may even come on here after the match for a drunk post. I don’t do that very often.

V [/quote]

Hey there Vegita this is exciting! I used to be in a few dart leagues myself… in fact, I miss playing competitively like that. We always had playoffs at the end of the season, so I’m surprised to hear that you don’t. Good luck in your match tonight! Practicing drunk sounds like an accurate simulation of the game-night atmosphere and state of mind lol… I hope you kick ass :slight_smile:

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[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
I’ll hold the camera…

so does anyone want to volunteer up pics of muscley women without fake boobies? Bodybuilders prefered, but not juiced up…

I’m going for the curvy, muscular, athletic, wow she lifts some weights! kind of look…

Not sure how it would work,but I’d like to train for a strongman comp next June, and possibly a bb’ing show next fall…[/quote]

There are lots of athletes that combine physique with strength sports. There really is a very thin line between the two. I have a frien who trained for an oly comp in July then figure in Sept of 08.

I think you would be better in Figure and not BB then.

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[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Hey everyone, I have a story! I expect a lot of cool story bro’s after this one so get your files ready.

So I’m in this dart league and at the halfway point we are in second place, 22 games behind the 1st place team (13 games per night). Yet we beat the first place team head to head in our first encounter and we did not lose a match all year. (winning 7-6 counts as a win for the night). Well the league does not have playoffs, the winner is simply the team who wins the most individual games on the season, the nightly matches don’t actually count for anything.

Well we started catching a little fire in the secong half and end up beating the #1 team again, along with 2 other teams beating them for a match. The season ends last week and we are TIED for first place. Now in our minds, this is simple, we beat them head to head 2 times, we own the tie breaker, we win the league. BUT BUT BUT, Noooooooooo, the guy who runs the league one-arm (yes he only has one arm) decieds we will do a one match playoff between us to see who wins the league. HELLOOOOOO we already beat said cock nobbers twice head to head.

Anyways, the stupid playoff match is tonight. I have been getting drunk and practicing in my man cave with my teamates for 3 straight nights. I’m locked, loaded and ready to school these punks one more time. I got my red bull vodkas all lines up at home (they turn you into god). I’ll report back when we win and I may even come on here after the match for a drunk post. I don’t do that very often.

V [/quote]

Hey there Vegita this is exciting! I used to be in a few dart leagues myself… in fact, I miss playing competitively like that. We always had playoffs at the end of the season, so I’m surprised to hear that you don’t. Good luck in your match tonight! Practicing drunk sounds like an accurate simulation of the game-night atmosphere and state of mind lol… I hope you kick ass :)[/quote]

Yea we have a pretty good rivalry and since the rest of the league is over with I know about 20 people from other teams who have already said they were coming to watch. The general consensus in the league is that we are the good guys and the other team is the bad guys, so even though we are playing on a nuetral site, we will have MAJOR home field advantage. Not to mention the bar we are playing at is actually within walking distance to my house, it’s a good 3 miles closer than my home bar.

V

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]tootles27 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]trav123456 wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’d run a wormy tran. [/quote]

x4[/quote]

dibs on being the “Caboose!”[/quote]

PMPM-Pch2-Deb-Court-Trav-Duck

Can I squeeze in somewhere between PMPM & court?[/quote]

Shame on you, beans!!! I’m the resident freak and I SHOULD have been included in this train whether I said so or not. I don’t even care where I am in the line.
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okay…

Worm-PMPM-Pch2-Deb-Court-Trav-Duck-Toots-Bass

I’m fucking loving duck giving it to trav and Toots giving it to Duck… hahahahahahahaha[/quote]

Or I could really be in the front and getting some DP action!!! YESSS!

Yes, I know I need to slow down on the porn addiction!!! (:
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tHEN tRAV IS GIVING IT TO dUCK.

aNY WAY YOU CRACK IT, dUCK IS TAKING IT IN THE POOPER.[/quote]

HEY! It’s only gay if you give Elton your real name.

I looove that no-one noticed my super stealth edit on pmpm from about 8 pages ago, and have carried on with it.

re: the caffeine & creatine, anecdotally both seem to be effective for me at the same time. caffeine about 4-6 shots a day, creatine I take a teaspoon a day, usually 1 month on/1month off.

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405 SQUAT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAS

i’ll have the video up within the hour.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Hey everyone, I have a story! I expect a lot of cool story bro’s after this one so get your files ready.

So I’m in this dart league and at the halfway point we are in second place, 22 games behind the 1st place team (13 games per night). Yet we beat the first place team head to head in our first encounter and we did not lose a match all year. (winning 7-6 counts as a win for the night). Well the league does not have playoffs, the winner is simply the team who wins the most individual games on the season, the nightly matches don’t actually count for anything.

Well we started catching a little fire in the secong half and end up beating the #1 team again, along with 2 other teams beating them for a match. The season ends last week and we are TIED for first place. Now in our minds, this is simple, we beat them head to head 2 times, we own the tie breaker, we win the league. BUT BUT BUT, Noooooooooo, the guy who runs the league one-arm (yes he only has one arm) decieds we will do a one match playoff between us to see who wins the league. HELLOOOOOO we already beat said cock nobbers twice head to head.

Anyways, the stupid playoff match is tonight. I have been getting drunk and practicing in my man cave with my teamates for 3 straight nights. I’m locked, loaded and ready to school these punks one more time. I got my red bull vodkas all lines up at home (they turn you into god). I’ll report back when we win and I may even come on here after the match for a drunk post. I don’t do that very often.

V [/quote]

Hey there Vegita this is exciting! I used to be in a few dart leagues myself… in fact, I miss playing competitively like that. We always had playoffs at the end of the season, so I’m surprised to hear that you don’t. Good luck in your match tonight! Practicing drunk sounds like an accurate simulation of the game-night atmosphere and state of mind lol… I hope you kick ass :)[/quote]

Yea we have a pretty good rivalry and since the rest of the league is over with I know about 20 people from other teams who have already said they were coming to watch. The general consensus in the league is that we are the good guys and the other team is the bad guys, so even though we are playing on a nuetral site, we will have MAJOR home field advantage. Not to mention the bar we are playing at is actually within walking distance to my house, it’s a good 3 miles closer than my home bar.

V[/quote]

Com’on V, you can’t offer up a story like this and not give us any history on “One-arm.” Did he lose it in a dart related incident? Was he pinned under a keg one night and had to saw it off with a pocket knife if he wanted to get home to his family? Perhaps he was only born with one, but with the combined speed strength and accuracy of two, and just gravitated to a hobby he could excel at like a moth to a flame. Or maybe it was just a bar bet gone SPECTACULARLY wrong…

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noooooo Figure!!! I’ve never even worn high heels, let along hooker heels(same difference?) and Im not into makeup and glitter…

CONGRATS WORM!!

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Like a dipshit I wactually went back 5 pages to look for your edit…

I hate the way creatine tastes man… ugh.

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Im thinking about dabbling with some creatine…

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Hey everyone, I have a story! I expect a lot of cool story bro’s after this one so get your files ready.

So I’m in this dart league and at the halfway point we are in second place, 22 games behind the 1st place team (13 games per night). Yet we beat the first place team head to head in our first encounter and we did not lose a match all year. (winning 7-6 counts as a win for the night). Well the league does not have playoffs, the winner is simply the team who wins the most individual games on the season, the nightly matches don’t actually count for anything.

Well we started catching a little fire in the secong half and end up beating the #1 team again, along with 2 other teams beating them for a match. The season ends last week and we are TIED for first place. Now in our minds, this is simple, we beat them head to head 2 times, we own the tie breaker, we win the league. BUT BUT BUT, Noooooooooo, the guy who runs the league one-arm (yes he only has one arm) decieds we will do a one match playoff between us to see who wins the league. HELLOOOOOO we already beat said cock nobbers twice head to head.

Anyways, the stupid playoff match is tonight. I have been getting drunk and practicing in my man cave with my teamates for 3 straight nights. I’m locked, loaded and ready to school these punks one more time. I got my red bull vodkas all lines up at home (they turn you into god). I’ll report back when we win and I may even come on here after the match for a drunk post. I don’t do that very often.

V [/quote]

Hey there Vegita this is exciting! I used to be in a few dart leagues myself… in fact, I miss playing competitively like that. We always had playoffs at the end of the season, so I’m surprised to hear that you don’t. Good luck in your match tonight! Practicing drunk sounds like an accurate simulation of the game-night atmosphere and state of mind lol… I hope you kick ass :)[/quote]

Yea we have a pretty good rivalry and since the rest of the league is over with I know about 20 people from other teams who have already said they were coming to watch. The general consensus in the league is that we are the good guys and the other team is the bad guys, so even though we are playing on a nuetral site, we will have MAJOR home field advantage. Not to mention the bar we are playing at is actually within walking distance to my house, it’s a good 3 miles closer than my home bar.

V[/quote]

Com’on V, you can’t offer up a story like this and not give us any history on “One-arm.” Did he lose it in a dart related incident? Was he pinned under a keg one night and had to saw it off with a pocket knife if he wanted to get home to his family? Perhaps he was only born with one, but with the combined speed strength and accuracy of two, and just gravitated to a hobby he could excel at like a moth to a flame. Or maybe it was just a bar bet gone SPECTACULARLY wrong…[/quote]

I don’t know the backstory, but we call him one-arm bandit, if he is around we just call him bandit. I think he knows though. He is a good guy, not the sharpest pencil, but still good people. Funny thing is we have a kid in the league who also has one arm, so if you start talking about one arm, you have to specify, bandit, or the player. One would think referring to “one arm” would be differentiation enough. Not in our hick league. Here are the names of the bars. Main St Tavern (my bar, located on Main St DUH!) Pattys Pub, Clayville Legion, Chadwicks Legion (Post 1,000), Gone Fitch Inn (owner’s name is fitch), West Winfield Tavern, Hotel Willowvale, Bucks, The Lanterns. Like I said, Hick.

V

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Good Stuff Absinthe!

Mom-please?

Beans, creatine is flavorless dude! lol, what brand you got?

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
405 SQUAT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAS

i’ll have the video up within the hour.[/quote]

I have an erection

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check it: DEFINITELY NOT an ATHLETE!!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
405 SQUAT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAS

i’ll have the video up within the hour.[/quote]

I have an erection
[/quote]

I hope you refrain from posting a video of it…

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[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Hey everyone, I have a story! I expect a lot of cool story bro’s after this one so get your files ready.

So I’m in this dart league and at the halfway point we are in second place, 22 games behind the 1st place team (13 games per night). Yet we beat the first place team head to head in our first encounter and we did not lose a match all year. (winning 7-6 counts as a win for the night). Well the league does not have playoffs, the winner is simply the team who wins the most individual games on the season, the nightly matches don’t actually count for anything.

Well we started catching a little fire in the secong half and end up beating the #1 team again, along with 2 other teams beating them for a match. The season ends last week and we are TIED for first place. Now in our minds, this is simple, we beat them head to head 2 times, we own the tie breaker, we win the league. BUT BUT BUT, Noooooooooo, the guy who runs the league one-arm (yes he only has one arm) decieds we will do a one match playoff between us to see who wins the league. HELLOOOOOO we already beat said cock nobbers twice head to head.

Anyways, the stupid playoff match is tonight. I have been getting drunk and practicing in my man cave with my teamates for 3 straight nights. I’m locked, loaded and ready to school these punks one more time. I got my red bull vodkas all lines up at home (they turn you into god). I’ll report back when we win and I may even come on here after the match for a drunk post. I don’t do that very often.

V [/quote]

Hey there Vegita this is exciting! I used to be in a few dart leagues myself… in fact, I miss playing competitively like that. We always had playoffs at the end of the season, so I’m surprised to hear that you don’t. Good luck in your match tonight! Practicing drunk sounds like an accurate simulation of the game-night atmosphere and state of mind lol… I hope you kick ass :)[/quote]

Yea we have a pretty good rivalry and since the rest of the league is over with I know about 20 people from other teams who have already said they were coming to watch. The general consensus in the league is that we are the good guys and the other team is the bad guys, so even though we are playing on a nuetral site, we will have MAJOR home field advantage. Not to mention the bar we are playing at is actually within walking distance to my house, it’s a good 3 miles closer than my home bar.

V[/quote]

Com’on V, you can’t offer up a story like this and not give us any history on “One-arm.” Did he lose it in a dart related incident? Was he pinned under a keg one night and had to saw it off with a pocket knife if he wanted to get home to his family? Perhaps he was only born with one, but with the combined speed strength and accuracy of two, and just gravitated to a hobby he could excel at like a moth to a flame. Or maybe it was just a bar bet gone SPECTACULARLY wrong…[/quote]

LOL now I too want to know which one of those highly probable situations was the cause of one-arm’s downfall and subsequent rise to fame as the league’s decision maker… so do tell.

And since the bar is walking distance to your house, I suppose you’re gonna lead the stumble-to-my-house parade for the after match victory party? Can I come?

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[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Im thinking about dabbling with some creatine…

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Don’t flip out if you put on 5lb in 2 days

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Like a dipshit I wactually went back 5 pages to look for your edit…

I hate the way creatine tastes man… ugh.[/quote]

take it with your simple sugars, like grape juice, or a “sports energy drink” if you swing that way, and drink it quite soon after mixing it.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Good Stuff Absinthe!

Mom-please?

Beans, creatine is flavorless dude! lol, what brand you got?[/quote]

The first or second time I bought creatine (2001-2002?) I got some that was like egg shells and sulfur scented, but had no taste…

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
405 SQUAT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAS

i’ll have the video up within the hour.[/quote]

I have an erection
[/quote]

I hope you refrain from posting a video of it…[/quote]

I was asking about that a couple pages ago.

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CT- Mom please, what? and about the figure vs bb’ing thing…I think I have the ‘size,’ for bb’ing…and I wouldn’t want to lift and fear that I get ‘too big,’ for figure…these are all just my ramblings though.

Beans- I heard creatine bloat was a myth? if its just water then i don’t care…I just wouldn’t weigh myself! Besides, I’m just thinking about it :slight_smile: