[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
I heard this Bunny Bench guy had a Phd in awesomeness.[/quote]
You haven’t earned the right to refer to yourself in 3rd person yet, since you haven’t posted any pics. Even picture of said PhD would suffice. [/quote]
Bunny Bench doesn’t have a Phd in awesomeness. I know because I’m the head of the Awesomeness Department and I don’t even remember getting his Awesomeness Thesis back from him. He turned it in early and I had to give it back to him with some corrections to make. For example: MMM is not awesome, MFF is awesome. Also, STDs are not awesome, especially when they were given to you during intercourse with your father. Another thing: bunnies aren’t really awesome either, unless you produce more estrogen than testosterone. Bunny Bench claimed that he does produce more estrogen than testosterone, but since he vaguely looks like a male, I’ll need some actual proof for this one.
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
I heard this Bunny Bench guy had a Phd in awesomeness.[/quote]
You haven’t earned the right to refer to yourself in 3rd person yet, since you haven’t posted any pics. Even picture of said PhD would suffice. [/quote]
Here you go[/quote]
You said PhD in Awesomeness. This is clearly just a PhD in awesome, not the same. It’s like saying you got your bachelor’s when you only really got a high school diploma.
Due to said discrepancy I have a sneaking suspicion, this might be a fake; although, it says, “100% authentic.” There’s clearly no way of telling for sure. I just don’t even know what’s real anymore bunny!!!
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Bunny Bench doesn’t have a Phd in awesomeness. I know because I’m the head of the Awesomeness Department and I don’t even remember getting his Awesomeness Thesis back from him. He turned it in early and I had to give it back to him with some corrections to make. For example: MMM is not awesome, MFF is awesome. Also, STDs are not awesome, especially when they were given to you during intercourse with your father.
Another thing: bunnies aren’t really awesome either, unless you produce more estrogen than testosterone.
Bunny Bench claimed that he does produce more estrogen than testosterone, but since he vaguely looks like a male, I’ll need some actual proof for this one.[/quote]
I almost got a mad.
But then I read your qualifier.
Good work.
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]
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BRILLIANT!
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I knew I heard of this guy from somewhere. I found him.
[quote]Bunny Bench wrote:
No no no see It is a phd in Awesome because I define the word whereas if it were a phd in awesomeness I am just one of many things that are awesome.
My apologise sometimes I get a little confused.[/quote]
So you’re one of Plato’s Forms and we’re all the Sensibles, eh? I like it, except for one thing: it’s an impossibility for you to be Awesome Itself. Steve McQueen has that title and his claim to it certainly didn’t die with him. No, I’m afraid you’re just another Sensible. But the Form that defines you is Troll Itself.[/quote]