[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
They found a refrigerator of meat in his dungeon. Turns out it was beef.
However, imagine being the detective that found it prior to it being tested.[/quote]
I bet he had lots of sex with that Meat. Hope no one had a snack while investigating
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
They found a refrigerator of meat in his dungeon. Turns out it was beef.
However, imagine being the detective that found it prior to it being tested.[/quote]
I bet he had lots of sex with that Meat. Hope no one had a snack while investigating
[/quote]
<—will never see Ribeyes the same.
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
They found a refrigerator of meat in his dungeon. Turns out it was beef.
However, imagine being the detective that found it prior to it being tested.[/quote]
I bet he had lots of sex with that Meat. Hope no one had a snack while investigating
[/quote]
Meh… if they cook it hot enough it should kill anything to be concerned about. Throwing away perfectly good meat would be the real crime and Jack n the Box was really appreciative of the donation…
inb4 thats a white guy crime
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
inb4 thats a white guy crime[/quote]
Giving a Ribeye some sexual healing is a universal crime
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
inb4 thats a white guy crime[/quote]
Too late. It has been long since been agreed upon that the really weird shit is white guy domain.
http://eteacherryanldurham.pbworks.com/w/file/fetch/65835067/swift_modestproposal6x9.pdf
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.
This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).[/quote]
no…he probably won’t. Thank liberals for that. He’ll request protection and they’ll segregate him from the rest of them. [/quote]
Liberals created solitary confinement?[/quote]
Yes. Thomas Eddy, the governor of New York on 1793, was a liberal Quaker and social reformer who was one of the first advocates for solitary confinement in the United States as an alternative to hanging. [/quote]
Dude, you deserve my congrats and an exclusive “fuck you for that” thrown in for free. Enjoy![/quote]
Thank you, Professor. Happy I could help.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]CircaThursday wrote:
inb4 thats a white guy crime[/quote]
Too late. It has been long since been agreed upon that the really weird shit is white guy domain.
http://eteacherryanldurham.pbworks.com/w/file/fetch/65835067/swift_modestproposal6x9.pdf
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He was far ahead of his time:
[quote]I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children, already computed, twenty thousand
may be reserved for breed, whereof only one fourth part to be males,
which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine; and my
reason is that these children are seldom the fuits of marriage, a circumstance not much reagarded by our savages, therefore one male will be
sufficient to serve four females. That the remaining hundred thousand
may at a year old be offered in sale to the persons of quality and fortune
through the kingdom, always advising the mother to let them suck plentifully in the last month, so as to render them plump and fat for a good
table. A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and
when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or[/quote]
…but no dungeon.
They could be related.
