This is all very bromantic.
[quote]orion wrote:
This is all very bromantic.
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You want in on our click? All you have to do is sacrifice a liberal on earthday. Fill your tank with high grade gas for a month. Shoot a wild animal, then eat it. Jump a bonfire with a dirtbike wearing no helmet. Last is to piss off the empire state building. That’s it and your in the club buddy. Lanky shit off the Empire state building after he pissed, it was pretty fucking gross but awesome.
V
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Did I miss the last Bush First Lady’s spread in Playboy? Are people really on First Lady Obama this much that they will act like she is obese as if she needs to look like a fitness model to talk about eating healthy? People avoid this forum because of bullshit like this. If people want to discuss real issues, let’s do that.
This crap just shows how many morons use this forum as cover.
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Laura was decent looking but not a knockout. At least she was smart enough to cover up. Mrs. Obama dresses like she has a nice body and the media praises her for it when she looks terrible. If she covered up she would look far better.
Hillary was better looking than Michele. There, I said it. Now I have to go gouge my eyes out.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Lanky shit off the Empire state building after he pissed, it was pretty fucking gross but awesome.
V[/quote]
Gave those damn birds some of their own medicine.
i wonder what you would have said if Mrs Obama had never ate a single burger in her whole life.
“at least, she is not an hypocrite”
or
“i knew it ! she is unamerican !”
[quote]kamui wrote:
i wonder what you would have said if Mrs Obama had never ate a single burger in her whole life.
“at least, she is not an hypocrite”
or
“i knew it ! she is unamerican !”
[/quote]
It only depends on the posters political leaning because if it was Laura Bush with the exact same scenario 5 years ago the posts would be the same just the posters responses reversed.
ok
so maybe bipartism isn’t a great idea after all.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[quote]storey420 wrote:
[quote]kamui wrote:
i wonder what you would have said if Mrs Obama had never ate a single burger in her whole life.
“at least, she is not an hypocrite”
or
“i knew it ! she is unamerican !”
[/quote]
It only depends on the posters political leaning because if it was Laura Bush with the exact same scenario 5 years ago the posts would be the same just the posters responses reversed.[/quote]
Actually my post would be the same. Contrary to what anyone on here may think I am just as hard on republicans as democrats. I am a libertarian, and I point out BS when I see it. In fact when W left office Laura spent a ridiculous ammount of money on new china for the White house and I went crazy.
[quote]SUPER-T wrote:
[quote]storey420 wrote:
[quote]kamui wrote:
i wonder what you would have said if Mrs Obama had never ate a single burger in her whole life.
“at least, she is not an hypocrite”
or
“i knew it ! she is unamerican !”
[/quote]
It only depends on the posters political leaning because if it was Laura Bush with the exact same scenario 5 years ago the posts would be the same just the posters responses reversed.[/quote]
Actually my post would be the same. Contrary to what anyone on here may think I am just as hard on republicans as democrats. I am a libertarian, and I point out BS when I see it. In fact when W left office Laura spent a ridiculous ammount of money on new china for the White house and I went crazy.[/quote]
Did you mention that all Republicans are just as fucked up as the Dems . except the Republicans loath the poor. The Dems are tax and spend and the Reps. are barrow and spend
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V
[quote]pittbulll wrote:
[quote]SUPER-T wrote:
[quote]storey420 wrote:
[quote]kamui wrote:
i wonder what you would have said if Mrs Obama had never ate a single burger in her whole life.
“at least, she is not an hypocrite”
or
“i knew it ! she is unamerican !”
[/quote]
It only depends on the posters political leaning because if it was Laura Bush with the exact same scenario 5 years ago the posts would be the same just the posters responses reversed.[/quote]
Actually my post would be the same. Contrary to what anyone on here may think I am just as hard on republicans as democrats. I am a libertarian, and I point out BS when I see it. In fact when W left office Laura spent a ridiculous ammount of money on new china for the White house and I went crazy.[/quote]
Did you mention that all Republicans are just as fucked up as the Dems . except the Republicans loath the poor. The Dems are tax and spend and the Reps. are barrow and spend
[/quote]
I dont think the republicans losth the poor. The Democrats are the ones who want to put everyone on welfare. The Republicans Want to give you a paycheck not a welfare check. I am not saying that the Republicans do not help out the rich in fact they do, but people need to realize that the rich make jobs, so in a way the Republicans are helping the poor while the dems are hurting them. Give a man a fish he will eat for a day teach a man to fish he will eat for a life time. Also if the dems keep taxing the rich more and more like they would like to. The rich will say screw it and either cut jobs to make up for the tax or just close up all together.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
[/quote]
Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking? I could get much more attention by being a condescending old know it all, but unfortunately there’s already someone filling that role. I think it’s effect would be diminished. So, I’ll continue to clown around and have fun. I have valid points and can stand toe to toe with anyone, your old condescending ass included. But I do this for a little relief from my stressful job, so most days, I don’t feel like adding to the stress by debating people for real. I know this is unacceptable to you, which is why you can’t resist me. I give you just enough so that you want more, but I won’t go all the way with you, so you constantly beg for it.
In real life I’m sure your a swell guy, Your a conservative so we have that in common. I’m sure we’d be like two peas in a pod. You do seem to take yourself pretty damn seriously though, I mean I’m a ball buster, so what is the best target for a ball buster. Thants right, someone who takes themselves too seriously. I mean I bust everyones balls, but when people take it in stride, it loses it’s enticement and I move to someone else. Ball busting is basically a test of sorts. Either your in or your out. You don’t seem to have as of yet, gotten that concept, so wehn I mock you, or make you the butt of a joke, or call you and old codger, instead of rolling with the joke, you try to counter it.
Now perhaps your just really a ball buster too and we are locking in a struggle over who is going to concede first. Thats possible. But if thats the case, I have seen you take it to a couple levels I would never go to. Most notably, your last exchange with Bill Roberts. Now I’m not blaming you for him leaving PWI, Bill is a big boy and can make his own decisions. But really, you just went full retard on him, over a disagreement. You can’t ever just leave it at, agree to disagree, it’s always questioning a persons age, intelligence, education, social status, etc… You are always older wiser, smarter than everyone, and as evidenced by this very exchange with me, you are claiming you are funnier than I am. I mean, hell why don’t you just come out and say it, You ARE Chuck Norris!
I’ll be waiting for your response about how you are better than me.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
I have to take this line by line because there are so many gems in place for the taking. You won’t mind I hope. And if you do you can write back and explain in detail how much you mind and then I can that post line by line once again.
[/quote]
Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking?[/quote]
If you were actually funny (sometimes you are) that would be one thing. But I think the problem lies in you thinking you are funnier than you are. Maybe it’s in the fact that you advertise that you’re funny and then the hype doesn’t live up to the actual performance, yeah that’s it. Beyond that you appear sort of desperate at times. Like a little kid who constantly strives for moms attention. Just my observation, calm down.
Okay, now that was funny and here comes your reward - LOL. See that, you can make people laugh even if it’s at their own expense, I told you that could happen and you did it. Good job!
Valid points? Well, I’ve seen you agree with other posters that have valid points. But you actually having an original valid point and articulating it, no, sorry, I’ve not seen that. But in all fairness to you I have not read many of your posts. The ones I’ve read you are trying to be the comic relief, sometimes pulling it off but more times than not you don’t quite get there. Oh and one more thing, my ass is NOT condescending. Think about that one.
I didn’t know that pushing a broom could cause such stress. (Okay, okay come on give me some credit that was funny. You gave me the perfect set-up. You opened the door all I had to do was walk through it:)
I think I get it. You do not want to really debate people. You just want to clown around and play the part of the fool. Um, okay, well then you’re doing a good job keep up the good work. (Not bad, but sort of mean spirited. I can’t rate that any higher than a 6 1/2 on a 1-10)
That’s your personal assessment of what you do here on T Nation? You actually think you “give me just enough so I want more?” Oh boy, too much wrong here to comment and there’s not one thing funny about self-delusion. Sorry man.
Hmm, let me think.
Oh darn you told me. Now cut that out. I would have gotten that one right. Let’s play again and this time don’t tell me the answer ahead of time.
Oh I get it, when you bust my balls I should laugh more about it and not try to bust yours back because that’s when you get all nutty and try to explain your actions and tell people how funny you are, the way you’re doing now. I see, well the next time you jump on a thread I’m in and bust my balls I’ll make sure to just laugh at it so you don’t feel compelled to further explain what you do and how well you do it. Ready? (eye roll).
Of course I’m not Chuck Norris what a stupid thing to say. But I did teach Chuck everything he knows. The fact that you didn’t know that shows your lack of experience and the fact that you went to a liberal university. And um, you’re dumb.
[quote]I’ll be waiting for your response about how you are better than me.
[/quote]
I am better than you.
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
I have to take this line by line because there are so many gems in place for the taking. You won’t mind I hope. And if you do you can write back and explain in detail how much you mind and then I can that post line by line once again.
[/quote]
Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking?[/quote]
If you were actually funny (sometimes you are) that would be one thing. But I think the problem lies in you thinking you are funnier than you are. Maybe it’s in the fact that you advertise that you’re funny and then the hype doesn’t live up to the actual performance, yeah that’s it. Beyond that you appear sort of desperate at times. Like a little kid who constantly strives for moms attention. Just my observation, calm down.
Okay, now that was funny and here comes your reward - LOL. See that, you can make people laugh even if it’s at their own expense, I told you that could happen and you did it. Good job!
Valid points? Well, I’ve seen you agree with other posters that have valid points. But you actually having an original valid point and articulating it, no, sorry, I’ve not seen that. But in all fairness to you I have not read many of your posts. The ones I’ve read you are trying to be the comic relief, sometimes pulling it off but more times than not you don’t quite get there. Oh and one more thing, my ass is NOT condescending. Think about that one.
I didn’t know that pushing a broom could cause such stress. (Okay, okay come on give me some credit that was funny. You gave me the perfect set-up. You opened the door all I had to do was walk through it:)
I think I get it. You do not want to really debate people. You just want to clown around and play the part of the fool. Um, okay, well then you’re doing a good job keep up the good work. (Not bad, but sort of mean spirited. I can’t rate that any higher than a 6 1/2 on a 1-10)
That’s your personal assessment of what you do here on T Nation? You actually think you “give me just enough so I want more?” Oh boy, too much wrong here to comment and there’s not one thing funny about self-delusion. Sorry man.
Hmm, let me think.
Oh darn you told me. Now cut that out. I would have gotten that one right. Let’s play again and this time don’t tell me the answer ahead of time.
Oh I get it, when you bust my balls I should laugh more about it and not try to bust yours back because that’s when you get all nutty and try to explain your actions and tell people how funny you are, the way you’re doing now. I see, well the next time you jump on a thread I’m in and bust my balls I’ll make sure to just laugh at it so you don’t feel compelled to further explain what you do and how well you do it. Ready? (eye roll).
Of course I’m not Chuck Norris what a stupid thing to say. But I did teach Chuck everything he knows. The fact that you didn’t know that shows your lack of experience and the fact that you went to a liberal university. And um, you’re dumb.
[quote]I’ll be waiting for your response about how you are better than me.
[/quote]
I am better than you.
[/quote]
Very nicely done old man, I’m impressed. And know I know your true Identity. Helping Widows Eh? You’re not chuck norris, your Big Ern!
V
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[quote]ZEB wrote:
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[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
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[quote]ZEB wrote:
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[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
I have to take this line by line because there are so many gems in place for the taking. You won’t mind I hope. And if you do you can write back and explain in detail how much you mind and then I can that post line by line once again.
[/quote]
Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking?[/quote]
If you were actually funny (sometimes you are) that would be one thing. But I think the problem lies in you thinking you are funnier than you are. Maybe it’s in the fact that you advertise that you’re funny and then the hype doesn’t live up to the actual performance, yeah that’s it. Beyond that you appear sort of desperate at times. Like a little kid who constantly strives for moms attention. Just my observation, calm down.
Okay, now that was funny and here comes your reward - LOL. See that, you can make people laugh even if it’s at their own expense, I told you that could happen and you did it. Good job!
Valid points? Well, I’ve seen you agree with other posters that have valid points. But you actually having an original valid point and articulating it, no, sorry, I’ve not seen that. But in all fairness to you I have not read many of your posts. The ones I’ve read you are trying to be the comic relief, sometimes pulling it off but more times than not you don’t quite get there. Oh and one more thing, my ass is NOT condescending. Think about that one.
I didn’t know that pushing a broom could cause such stress. (Okay, okay come on give me some credit that was funny. You gave me the perfect set-up. You opened the door all I had to do was walk through it:)
I think I get it. You do not want to really debate people. You just want to clown around and play the part of the fool. Um, okay, well then you’re doing a good job keep up the good work. (Not bad, but sort of mean spirited. I can’t rate that any higher than a 6 1/2 on a 1-10)
That’s your personal assessment of what you do here on T Nation? You actually think you “give me just enough so I want more?” Oh boy, too much wrong here to comment and there’s not one thing funny about self-delusion. Sorry man.
Hmm, let me think.
Oh darn you told me. Now cut that out. I would have gotten that one right. Let’s play again and this time don’t tell me the answer ahead of time.
Oh I get it, when you bust my balls I should laugh more about it and not try to bust yours back because that’s when you get all nutty and try to explain your actions and tell people how funny you are, the way you’re doing now. I see, well the next time you jump on a thread I’m in and bust my balls I’ll make sure to just laugh at it so you don’t feel compelled to further explain what you do and how well you do it. Ready? (eye roll).
Of course I’m not Chuck Norris what a stupid thing to say. But I did teach Chuck everything he knows. The fact that you didn’t know that shows your lack of experience and the fact that you went to a liberal university. And um, you’re dumb.
[quote]I’ll be waiting for your response about how you are better than me.
[/quote]
I am better than you.
[/quote]
Very nicely done old man, I’m impressed. And know I know your true Identity. Helping Widows Eh? You’re not chuck norris, your Big Ern!
V[/quote]
Ha ha I just saw that and laughed my ass off.
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
I have to take this line by line because there are so many gems in place for the taking. You won’t mind I hope. And if you do you can write back and explain in detail how much you mind and then I can that post line by line once again.
[/quote]
Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking?[/quote]
If you were actually funny (sometimes you are) that would be one thing. But I think the problem lies in you thinking you are funnier than you are. Maybe it’s in the fact that you advertise that you’re funny and then the hype doesn’t live up to the actual performance, yeah that’s it. Beyond that you appear sort of desperate at times. Like a little kid who constantly strives for moms attention. Just my observation, calm down.
Okay, now that was funny and here comes your reward - LOL. See that, you can make people laugh even if it’s at their own expense, I told you that could happen and you did it. Good job!
Valid points? Well, I’ve seen you agree with other posters that have valid points. But you actually having an original valid point and articulating it, no, sorry, I’ve not seen that. But in all fairness to you I have not read many of your posts. The ones I’ve read you are trying to be the comic relief, sometimes pulling it off but more times than not you don’t quite get there. Oh and one more thing, my ass is NOT condescending. Think about that one.
I didn’t know that pushing a broom could cause such stress. (Okay, okay come on give me some credit that was funny. You gave me the perfect set-up. You opened the door all I had to do was walk through it:)
I think I get it. You do not want to really debate people. You just want to clown around and play the part of the fool. Um, okay, well then you’re doing a good job keep up the good work. (Not bad, but sort of mean spirited. I can’t rate that any higher than a 6 1/2 on a 1-10)
That’s your personal assessment of what you do here on T Nation? You actually think you “give me just enough so I want more?” Oh boy, too much wrong here to comment and there’s not one thing funny about self-delusion. Sorry man.
Hmm, let me think.
Oh darn you told me. Now cut that out. I would have gotten that one right. Let’s play again and this time don’t tell me the answer ahead of time.
Oh I get it, when you bust my balls I should laugh more about it and not try to bust yours back because that’s when you get all nutty and try to explain your actions and tell people how funny you are, the way you’re doing now. I see, well the next time you jump on a thread I’m in and bust my balls I’ll make sure to just laugh at it so you don’t feel compelled to further explain what you do and how well you do it. Ready? (eye roll).
Of course I’m not Chuck Norris what a stupid thing to say. But I did teach Chuck everything he knows. The fact that you didn’t know that shows your lack of experience and the fact that you went to a liberal university. And um, you’re dumb.
[quote]I’ll be waiting for your response about how you are better than me.
[/quote]
I am better than you.
[/quote]
Very nicely done old man, I’m impressed. And know I know your true Identity. Helping Widows Eh? You’re not chuck norris, your Big Ern!
V[/quote]
Ha ha I just saw that and laughed my ass off.
[/quote]
Don’t be a Hypocrite Michelle, Either I’m funny or I’m not. 
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]ZEB wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Even if you do believe what you write, there are (like I said) a million and 1 other things to complain about, all much more important than this nonsense. It just looks like you’re being nitpicky which, IMO, ruins credibility.[/quote]
What I think ruins credibility is running around from thread to thread trying to discourage discourse about Michelle Obama. You don’t think the food incident quite rises to the level where it should even be talked about. Okay, I can accept that, it’s certainly not the biggest issue that has ever come up. Although she does say one thing and does another (in terms of being a role model). But then you are claiming on yet another thread that the fact that Michelle Obama was openly campaigning at a polling place does not deserve to be talked about either.
I think those comments ruin your credibility.
[/quote]
Zeb, I agree with you. And let me go one step further, The first Lady and her eating habits MAY be important, but even more so is the dastardy walking habits of Bo, the First Dog. Look at the blatent disregard Bo has for his master, pulling him along on the leash like that. What message is this sending to MY dogs, that if the first dog can do it so can they? I had to block all news channels at my house because my dogs could watch news footage of this behavior and go on a crazy killing spree. It’s a clear sign this country is headed in the wrong direction when our leading pets are acting in such a manner publicly.
V[/quote]
Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to be funny. In other words I read your post wanting to laugh. I was thinking; oh boy Vegita is posting this is going to be good, he’s an entertaining guy. Okay, here it comes (getting ready to chuckle). Then, nothing. Do me a favor would you? Give it another shot. This time try to draw a connection between Michelle Obama eating crap food with Arnold smoking a cigar in public when he was Chair of the President’s council on fitness. Try to make if funny by talking about the heat that Arnold took from the left for his two or three public puffs compared to Michelle’s one or two cheat meals. For extra credit you can even talk about how the media ignored Michelle politicing at a polling place (that was a riot wasn’t it?) Anyway tie it all together make it funny and I will give you some serious “LOL’s”
Go ahead now I’ll be waiting for your best work, don’t disappoint again.
Thanks,
Zeb
[/quote]
Sorry Broham, I don’t take assignments from dweebs. My comedy is strictly off the cuff. I think my post was funny though, perhaps you just have to read it again. But then again, if you don’t think it’s funny, thats ok too. I was actually aiming to make Lanky LOL. Then again I like him, you… not really all that much. But I’m sure you’ll find a way to criticise my desire to make funnies for people I like but not for those I don’t like. I know it’s probably hard for you to fathom someone making you the butt of a joke to make someone else laugh, I mean all jokes should be for YOUR benefit at the expense of others. Maybe someday if someone annoys me more than you, I’ll throw you a bone.
V[/quote]
Ah good the name calling begins. I was hoping for more from you but was fully aware that being who and what you are (hint; not good) that name calling would begin shortly after my previous response. Here’s a cautionary note for you as you try to seek love and attention on the Internet. You have not done very well with the former, but with the latter you continue to gain strength. You see sometimes, on that rare occasion you can be funny. And I don’t even mind if the joke is on me. But as I requested earlier (calm down now) you actually have to be funny before you can take bows for, well, being funny. Now run along I’m sure you have many people whose attention you want very badly. Go on now I’m done with you.
[/quote]
This would have stung a litle if Lanky had not already posted that he did in fact LOL. Oh and I only started name calling because thats all you ever do, I thought I’d make you feel more comfortable by bringing you to your natural environment. See, I do care about the elderly.
V[/quote]
Good point regarding Lanky, now he’s a funny guy. It’s good that he was there to help you. Now, is there a way that you could lug him around to all your threads to avoid what usually takes place when you get all riled up? You do need someone to complete your thoughts and help you with the finer points which float right on past your attention seeking self. By the way do you have someone in your off line life who helps you when you are not quite good enough on your own? If not I would highly recommend it. It could bring your game way up to just below average.
I have to take this line by line because there are so many gems in place for the taking. You won’t mind I hope. And if you do you can write back and explain in detail how much you mind and then I can that post line by line once again.
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Suddenly, wanting to bring the LOL’s is attention seeking?[/quote]
If you were actually funny (sometimes you are) that would be one thing. But I think the problem lies in you thinking you are funnier than you are. Maybe it’s in the fact that you advertise that you’re funny and then the hype doesn’t live up to the actual performance, yeah that’s it. Beyond that you appear sort of desperate at times. Like a little kid who constantly strives for moms attention. Just my observation, calm down.
Okay, now that was funny and here comes your reward - LOL. See that, you can make people laugh even if it’s at their own expense, I told you that could happen and you did it. Good job!
Valid points? Well, I’ve seen you agree with other posters that have valid points. But you actually having an original valid point and articulating it, no, sorry, I’ve not seen that. But in all fairness to you I have not read many of your posts. The ones I’ve read you are trying to be the comic relief, sometimes pulling it off but more times than not you don’t quite get there. Oh and one more thing, my ass is NOT condescending. Think about that one.
I didn’t know that pushing a broom could cause such stress. (Okay, okay come on give me some credit that was funny. You gave me the perfect set-up. You opened the door all I had to do was walk through it:)
I think I get it. You do not want to really debate people. You just want to clown around and play the part of the fool. Um, okay, well then you’re doing a good job keep up the good work. (Not bad, but sort of mean spirited. I can’t rate that any higher than a 6 1/2 on a 1-10)
That’s your personal assessment of what you do here on T Nation? You actually think you “give me just enough so I want more?” Oh boy, too much wrong here to comment and there’s not one thing funny about self-delusion. Sorry man.
Hmm, let me think.
Oh darn you told me. Now cut that out. I would have gotten that one right. Let’s play again and this time don’t tell me the answer ahead of time.
Oh I get it, when you bust my balls I should laugh more about it and not try to bust yours back because that’s when you get all nutty and try to explain your actions and tell people how funny you are, the way you’re doing now. I see, well the next time you jump on a thread I’m in and bust my balls I’ll make sure to just laugh at it so you don’t feel compelled to further explain what you do and how well you do it. Ready? (eye roll).
Of course I’m not Chuck Norris what a stupid thing to say. But I did teach Chuck everything he knows. The fact that you didn’t know that shows your lack of experience and the fact that you went to a liberal university. And um, you’re dumb.
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I am better than you.
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Very nicely done old man, I’m impressed. And know I know your true Identity. Helping Widows Eh? You’re not chuck norris, your Big Ern!
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Ha ha I just saw that and laughed my ass off.
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Don’t be a Hypocrite Michelle, Either I’m funny or I’m not.
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No, you getting all confused (again) it’s YOU that’s funny, it’s Big Ern. But keep working on it you’re getting better
Holy fuck, that quote pyramid made me die a little bit inside. That is just poor forum manners. On topic, what the hell does is matter if the woman eats a cheeseburger?