BTW, my first week of taking creatine was personal goal for visiting the can in a day. Took about a week for my stomach to get used to eating/drinking the creatine.
lets just say this i destroy the bathroom
Woah…
Once a day, I get me a good book to read, get on the toilet, and take the most massive, foul-smelling, gigantic half-hour shit in the world. I could probably go twice a day, but I will not put my family through that. I think I’m going to have to start taking shits naked so my clothes don’t reek once I’m done.
And yeah, I rip ass a lot too. It boils eggs it’s so foul.
I need a diet rehaul. 
[quote]Miserere wrote:
To the OP: Once or twice a day, but I always take an extra one just before working out; I’ve managed to train my body so I don’t have to stop anymore in the middle of a squat or deadlift workout to go take a dump.
To algian: Man, you make me ashamed of being a Brit. You should have taken a photo of your own turd, for chrissake![/quote]
Hahahaha - Sorry, I tried, but my camera fell into the toilet whilst I was attempting to take the picture of my post-curry dump. As you can imagine, I had to flush it down.
i take a dump at the bottom of deadlifting and sometimes at the bottom of my squat right there in the rack.
i think the weight of the barbell helps it out a little.
mmmmmm…yummy
[quote]skinnybarstard wrote:
hey, ever since lifting and eating loads how many shits do you take a day?
i take on average 4-5
also do you find your farting more?
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4-5 times a day, Maybe your full of shit?
Bullpup
Should we start a skidmark thread??
[quote]Stiddy wrote:
Ever since I have been trying to eat 6-8 times a day, I hit the can about 4-5 times a day. The worse part is at work where they buy that cheap ass TP, not like my charmin ultra with aloe at home. LOL…
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Do what I do: Get some of those moist wipes (I think that Cottenel and/or charmin make 'em) bring them to work with you. I bought a cheap little toiletries bag (i.e. the ones for toothbrushes and whatnot) and whenever I’ve gotta go, I just grab that and no-one at the office needs to know. Let me tell you, I lavish my asshole in luxury.
During the week when I am eating clean 2-3 shits a day. On Saturday morning when I was drinking the night before…mother of God…“Nobody go in there for 35…45 minutes, somebody open up a window”
As far as flatulence goes you could just do something that is as simple and effective as using beano. It works great. I think Lonnie Lowery made this suggestion.
As a career soldier who has been deployed to various shitholes in the world, I can attest that a pampered sphincter is a happy sphincter. Pretty much any kind of wet wipe will work, but Charmin and Cottonelle are most durable and fabulous.
That last post of dropped cargo was weak and shameful. That wasn’t even worthy of internet period. If someone else doesn’t post a telephone pole, then I’ll just have to post one of my own, and you really don’t want to see that shit. Unless, of course, you’re manly and can post something above 8 lbs. We’re talking a form of live birth here people, but nothing that can actually cry on it’s own (however, something that can actually take it’s OWN shit is OK). There doesn’t need to be survivors either. Just don’t pirate it from someone else’s website or computer. I’ll check back in a couple of days for that pic.