I’m on 4 (low) to sometimes 7. Yeah.
I don’t get what’s wrong with me either. I’m eating heavy, but it’s just not staying in there. Each time it only takes me about a few minutes though. So it’s not constipation. I avoid milk at all costs because then the day just becomes awful.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“The average human being should pass about twelve inches of well-formed, not foul smelling, fluffy, easy to pass, light brown, earthy-smelling stool per day, if you’ve got a normal bowel.” [/quote]
Fluffy? Fluffy how? Like a Papillon?
[quote]djoh615893 wrote:
Now that I put that image in your mind, let’s go get ice cream.[/quote]
Sure, I’ll have two poops please. Sorry I meant scoops…
[quote]Fonebone wrote:
Fluffy? Fluffy how? Like a Papillon?[/quote]
Fluffy as in if you took your hand, scooped it up in the toilet, picked up some of the fluffy crap and blew it out of your hands as it floated around the bathroom. LOL!
4-5 times for me…
I find taking a dump to be quite relaxing. I usually finish in about 2-3 minutes but i can stay there reading for 10-15 minutes.
Thanks for allow to share.
KCB.
I don’t have a problem with flatulence, and the total length of those 4 or 5 times has got to be beyond 12 inches…
I should add the requested flavors for my sunday. How does crappy crap anal explosion sound topped off with some poopy peanut bum sauce? I’d also like a side dish of semen scented vanilla vommit in case I want to make it into a float! Think of that next time you crave ice cream!
I take like…2-4 a day…I piss like a race horse anywhere from 4-6 times a day. I’m not kidding…everytime when I hit the urinal/can to tinkle, I reeeeeaaaaalllly have to go. I fart like a machine and they stink to peel paint of the walls, lol.
[quote]Tin Can wrote:
I should add the requested flavors for my sunday. How does crappy crap anal explosion sound topped off with some poopy peanut bum sauce? I’d also like a side dish of semen scented vanilla vommit in case I want to make it into a float! Think of that next time you crave ice cream![/quote]
… Just ruined my craving for Rocky Road.
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3-4 at a minimum, 5-6 on days I have clients at night and dont get to eat whole foods. I then drink some sort of gainer like Mass Recovery and shit like crazy. I sometimes have to finish up 5 minutes early with a client so I take a dump before I start training the next one, haha. Dont even want to talk about when I drink a Extreme XXL (1100 calories, lots of sugar as well - you get the picture…)
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
“The average human being should pass about twelve inches of well-formed, not foul smelling, fluffy, easy to pass, light brown, earthy-smelling stool per day, if you’ve got a normal bowel.” [/quote]
I’m officially a mutant. I think I have the intestines of a tree sloth.
[quote]The Beast wrote:
I’ve been using the HIT method of once every two weeks for a while now. Once a week just wasn’t giving me the results I needed.
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hahahaha…oh man, i actually laughed out loud at this one. fo’ sheez.
and yeah, the OP is on a Waterbury-style high-frequency program.
(three times a day for me, typically. if I’ve taken my probiotics they’re just about perfect…)
im a once a day guy, i dont even have to sit on the toliet i just hang over it and it flys out and im good to go lol
im sure i could go again if i pushed but i dislike that. so i just keep it in until its ready to come out on its own in a 10 second shit once a day
some days its solid other days its more wattery, then again i have IBS so thats awesome
[quote]4est wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
“The average human being should pass about twelve inches of well-formed, not foul smelling, fluffy, easy to pass, light brown, earthy-smelling stool per day, if you’ve got a normal bowel.”
I’m officially a mutant. I think I have the intestines of a tree sloth.[/quote]
And the problem with that is… ?
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Did someone request a picture?
Disclaimer: This is not my shit, I am just sick enough to go hunting for one (www.ratemypoo.com).
i was hoping no one would post a pic but i was sadly mistaken, man i wana puke!
ANYWAY back to 4-5 shits a day, IMO thats way to much. Your food, depending of course on what your eating has certain transit times to pass through your gut so all the nutrients your body requires are absorbed. My concern is your food is passing through your system far too quickly and you are not absorbing all you need.
Get yourself some digestive enzymes and take them with your main meals and your arse will be like a canadian lumberjack’ chopping logs a plenty but at a less frequent rate than you are currently.
[quote]Tin Can wrote:
I should add the requested flavors for my sunday. How does crappy crap anal explosion sound topped off with some poopy peanut bum sauce? I’d also like a side dish of semen scented vanilla vommit in case I want to make it into a float! Think of that next time you crave ice cream![/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
To the OP: Once or twice a day, but I always take an extra one just before working out; I’ve managed to train my body so I don’t have to stop anymore in the middle of a squat or deadlift workout to go take a dump.
To algian: Man, you make me ashamed of being a Brit. You should have taken a photo of your own turd, for chrissake!
[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
Hmmm, maybe I’ll keep a log of this for the next few weeks:
Date/Time/Body Weight Before/Body Weight After/Length/Consistency (soft/hard)
Could be interesting!
Right now I’m around 3 a day. If I drink green tea and take Spike before a workout I end up having to take a shit within 30min of said supplementation. If I eat diner food after work (bar) then I pretty much shit my brains/clean my colon out a few hours later. I’ve been clogging the toilet a lot lately. Maybe I should be eating cleaner.
DD
And yeah, I bust ass a lot too.[/quote]
Thanks great. Cant wait to hear how you measured your gift to the porcelain gods. HAHA.
Ever since I have been trying to eat 6-8 times a day, I hit the can about 4-5 times a day. The worse part is at work where they buy that cheap ass TP, not like my charmin ultra with aloe at home. LOL…