I get this one all the time (I go to a private Catholic University…)
“Why do you work out? Jesus didn’t…”
[quote]Ragana wrote:
I get this one all the time (I go to a private Catholic University…)
“Why do you work out? Jesus didn’t…”[/quote]
He also didn’t drive or wear Prada.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ragana wrote:
I get this one all the time (I go to a private Catholic University…)
“Why do you work out? Jesus didn’t…”[/quote]
He also didn’t wear Prada.[/quote]
of course he didnt…
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ragana wrote:
I get this one all the time (I go to a private Catholic University…)
“Why do you work out? Jesus didn’t…”[/quote]
He also didn’t wear Prada.[/quote]
of course he didnt…[/quote]
He also wasn’t catholic.
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ragana wrote:
I get this one all the time (I go to a private Catholic University…)
“Why do you work out? Jesus didn’t…”[/quote]
He also didn’t wear Prada.[/quote]
of course he didnt…[/quote]
He also wasn’t catholic.[/quote]
He was also nailed to a cross, so I’ll pass on following in his footsteps.
Here’s a few i’ve had over the past year:
“I’d be as big as you if I went to the gym”
“Yeah man… I haven’t been to the gym in a couple of weeks, I should start going again” (Same guy few months later)
“Steroids make your penis shrink you know, my friend said her BF’s did when he got all buff and she knows her dicks”
“Theres no point in being strong” (My dad)
“You will have no enjoyment in life if you dont let yourself eat junk food”
and my personal favourite:
“You must be compensating for having a small dick”
(…if I had a large penis, or if I had a semi, I would of totally whipped it out.)
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
“Steroids make your penis shrink you know, my friend said her BF’s did when he got all buff and she knows her dicks”
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(…if I had a large penis, or if I had a semi, I would of totally whipped it out.)
[/quote]
I lol’d pretty hard.
I am big into swing dancing and have done some instructing. Whenever I visit with old friends or family I will inevitably get asked if I got my physique from dancing and “throwing girls around.”
The ironic thing is about 99% of the swing dancing leads you’ll see are skinny guys with a gut and a concave chest, or just obsese.
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
Here’s a few i’ve had over the past year:
“Theres no point in being strong” (My dad)
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Thats my whole damn family. Along with: “What a waste of a hobby”, “What can you possibly get out of it?”, “What a waste of money”, etc, etc. Its sad when its your own family.
[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
Here’s a few i’ve had over the past year:
“Theres no point in being strong” (My dad)
[/quote]
Thats my whole damn family. Along with: “What a waste of a hobby”, “What can you possibly get out of it?”, “What a waste of money”, etc, etc. Its sad when its your own family. [/quote]
I’ve had
why go to the gym so much, it doesn’t make you money
You might die tomorrow, live a little
I’m the only male nurse on the day shift, so invariably I get these at work:
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arms squeezed
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“you’re eating AGAIN!!!” (while I’m eating my fourth meal)
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nurse: “how much protein do you eat a day?”
me: “on training days, probably under 400g counting shakes” (I weigh 187.5# now)
nurse: “OMG YOUR KIDNEYS ARE GOING TO SHUT DOWN!!!” -
nurse: “what do you take to work out?”
me: “citrulline, creatine, stimulant (jack3d)… multi, four fish oil caps, vit D, gluco/chondroitin, ZMA…”
nurse: “OMG YOUR LIVER IS GONNA SHUT DOWN!!!” -
everyone: “how many eggs do you eat a day???” (while I eat whole eggs for breakfast)
-me: “umm six” (usually six preworkout, or if I’m working 3 now 3 later) -
everyone: “OMG YOUR CHOLESTEROL!!!”
I just pulled my back last Saturday due to poor attention to deadlift form (damn you Ronnie Coleman 800# DL video), so now my friend tells me, “bro you should be wearing a belt to protect your back or doing any of that heavy shit”. mind you, I injured myself jackhammering 250x12 but pulled 270x9 the previous week no problem. I didn’t know that wearing a belt automatically made you stick your chest out, arch your lower back, tuck shoulders down and back, keep your head neutral, cue you to get big air and then pull through your heels and back…
Got this today.
Kid I kinda know that I saw in the gym:
“So what are you taking these days?”
Me:
“What do you mean?”
Kid:
“Like…taking?”
Me:
“Umm…whey, creatine, fish oil, a multi, and beef aminos. Why?”
Kid:
“No syringes?”
Me:
“No…I’m not taking any syringes”
Andd I walked away at that point.
I remember in class,I was talking about someone about lifitng weights. This girl that we know (im not going to say friend because I never really considered her one) bump into our conversation and told me that I should “just accept who you are” At the time,I just brushed it off but when I thought about it,I was pretty angry. What was she implying? That I have a problem with myself that I needed to start lifting? It was kinda insulting.
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
I remember in class,I was talking about someone about lifitng weights. This girl that we know (im not going to say friend because I never really considered her one) bump into our conversation and told me that I should “just accept who you are” At the time,I just brushed it off but when I thought about it,I was pretty angry. What was she implying? That I have a problem with myself that I needed to start lifting? It was kinda insulting.[/quote]
Pretty sure she just fucked your mind.
If I ever got asked wether or not I take steroids I would tell the person…
“What do you think a man is suppose to look like after going to the gym for 3-5 times a week for 5 yrs and working his ass off everytime he gets there”?
Hopefully it would make them think
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
I remember in class,I was talking about someone about lifitng weights. This girl that we know (im not going to say friend because I never really considered her one) bump into our conversation and told me that I should “just accept who you are” At the time,I just brushed it off but when I thought about it,I was pretty angry. What was she implying? That I have a problem with myself that I needed to start lifting? It was kinda insulting.[/quote]
Pretty sure she just fucked your mind.[/quote]
Gross. She was fat.
“when you get old all of your muscles will turn to fat anyway”
[quote]Fuzzyapple.Train wrote:
[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
I remember in class,I was talking about someone about lifitng weights. This girl that we know (im not going to say friend because I never really considered her one) bump into our conversation and told me that I should “just accept who you are” At the time,I just brushed it off but when I thought about it,I was pretty angry. What was she implying? That I have a problem with myself that I needed to start lifting? It was kinda insulting.[/quote]
Pretty sure she just fucked your mind.[/quote]
INCEPTION
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
Me:
“No…I’m not taking any syringes”
[/quote]
Ha made me LOL.
Mental image of a big cereal bowl full of syringes, spoon on the side…
[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
“You will have no enjoyment in life if you dont let yourself eat junk food”
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I have had this one few times. It’s very, very silly.