Dude, You are Swole

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
On the opposite side of things, there are plenty of people that thing they are huge and totally the shit. Hyena and i will walk over to a bench and notice dumbbells strewn about it-

Very loudly i would exclaim “Holy shit Man, Look at these dumbbells! Had to big some pretty damn big guys to lift these and leave em here. God i wish i was that huge”

“Well dude, they’re on the creatinze!”

“Obviously”[/quote]

I gotta try this.
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Dude your avi is making my eyes burn, and giving me nightmares

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Yesterday in the bathroom at the gym, some random (skinny) guy I’ve never talked to before looks at me…

Him: “Dude I’m catching up to you”
Me: Smile, don’t say anything
Him: “Just kidding, but I’ve been gaining a lot of weight lately”
Me: “That’s good, how much?”
Him: “Well I was only 145 lbs, but now I’m up to 148-149”
Me: “Oh cool…well keep on eating”

He wasn’t an asshole, but it cracks me up how people think just because they casually lift weights means I wanna be their best buddy or something. [/quote]

Asshole. I was just trying to be friendly.

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:

[quote]austin_bicep wrote:

[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Burn the shirt. Spend money on quality clothing or food (or if you want I’ll come and sharpie the words affliction on a white t-shirt and it’d be just about the same).[/quote]

I will buy whatever makes me look good and I feel good wearing as long as I am not going broke and have enough money to comfortably pay for my responsibilitys. Some people like shoes, I like my t-shirts, it’s money well spent if you’re spending it on something you enjoy. And that shirt comment was a joke lol, obviously I wasn’t getting comments because of a shirt I was wearing.[/quote]

Sure it’s not part of the culture? You’re a self-proclaimed MMA aficionado/“fighter”, that culture always seem to be sporting an affliction shirt (over-priced poor quality).

And as was said earlier, just because you look good in spandex, doesn’t mean it needs to be worn in public. I assumed the shirt comment was a joke.

Just because money is spent on something you like does not mean it’s well spent. I see a guy who works at the local grocery who has the latest and greatest of cell phones, gold teeth, shoes that probably cost way too much (and look retarded in my opinion), yet he has to use food stamps at the grocery store and I’ve heard him talking about how his kid “is just going to have to go to his mothers to eat this week.” So he likes his watch, his phone, his gold teeth, and his trendy shoes, you tell me, was it money well spent?

EDIT: Wow I rambled on a lot there. Put in some line breaks to break it up.[/quote]

Disagree on “Poor Quality,”

And that dude is a bum, most important part of what I wrote “I will buy whatever makes me look good and I feel good wearing as long as I am not going broke and have enough money to comfortably pay for my responsibilitys.”

And to answer the above dudes question of it being fucked up that I lied about fighting, well that seems to be the thing these days, everyone does MMA, everyone can kick anyones ass so when some bum asks me if I fight, yeah I’ll have my fun and be a douche. No I’ve never stepped in the ring and have been judged on my ability, it’s not one of my goals. Yes most of my cardio comes from boxing and kick boxing work, I can absolutely handle myself in almost any situation, fact is though, it doesn’t interest me like bodybuilding/powerlifting does and I don’t see myself competing in a fighting sport anytime soon.[/quote]

Fair enough, your idea of quality and mine differs and your desire to spend money on things I find worthless is your decision. It’s kind of like when I spent money on POGS back in the day (if anyone actually remembers those). Man I wish I had that money back.

As far as being able to handle yourself in almost any situation, it’s usually attitudes like that that get people killed in bar fights. The beer bottle to the head and the broken pool cue through the gut does a good bit more damage then a fist…any anyone can use them. I’ve seen big ass guys who thought they could handle themselves go down real quick. In a bar fight it’s not the person who is the best fighter or the strongest, it’s the person that is willing to take it to the most extreme level of violence the quickest. In the words of DBCooper “slit his throat”[/quote]

Tell that to bas rutten

“you talking to me about my wife, sorry sir I’m gonna have to break your legs”

“I’m gonna bounce his head on the table”

The university I go to is filled with the stereotypical know-nothing athletes. One day I walked into the gym with my bag of powdered chalk to do some heavy deadlifts and some idiot asked me “Is that the good stuff, you know steroids,” and I told him “No, this is magnesium carbonate and in here it is the good stuff.”

some guy st the gym told me apples make you constipated… he told me to stop eating apples

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
some guy st the gym told me apples make you constipated… he told me to stop eating apples[/quote]

hmm, he must eat a truckload of apples because he is obviously full of shit…lol

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
some guy st the gym told me apples make you constipated… he told me to stop eating apples[/quote]

Wow! What an AWESOME pickup line.

dies laughing

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
some guy st the gym told me apples make you constipated… he told me to stop eating apples[/quote]

Wow! What an AWESOME pickup line.

dies laughing[/quote]

oh ya it was all i could do not to jump him right then and there

[quote]MassiveGuns wrote:

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Brilliant. An entire video on unreasonable force. It should come with the disclaimer - “Do not attempt this at home unless you have bail money and nothing to lose”.

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
some guy st the gym told me apples make you constipated… he told me to stop eating apples[/quote]

Wow! What an AWESOME pickup line.

dies laughing[/quote]

oh ya it was all i could do not to jump him right then and there

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You should eat more fiber.

<------- Assuming position for your jumping exercises.

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Wow didn’t realize how ridiculus that original comment was by the OP. Saying dude your arms are as big as my head is very different from telling a fat guy you are as big as (input giant object here). The steroid comment is definitely out of line though. That i can agree with

I hate it when people ask me to help them move house and shit. Only good thing is most usually give me a bottle of Jack for my troubles.

:slight_smile:

When I started training, my mom and dad told me a bunch of the generic myths:

Muscle will turn into fat
There’s steroids in protein powder to get you addicted
It will stunt your growth (I was already 6’2)
The list goes on

So she got me a “Teen building” book so I could learn lifting the “right way”. Low and behold the first chapter revoked all of the theories she had about training and explained how they were just ignorant b.s.

I’ve never been so happy to prove my parents wrong

[quote]Teledin wrote:
I hate it when people ask me to help them move house and shit. Only good thing is most usually give me a bottle of Jack for my troubles.

:)[/quote]

I actually spent yesterday moving all by myself… almost got everything moved over to the new place except the couch, bed and a desk… wanna come help me get the big stuff? hahaha

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Teledin wrote:
I hate it when people ask me to help them move house and shit. Only good thing is most usually give me a bottle of Jack for my troubles.

:)[/quote]

I actually spent yesterday moving all by myself… almost got everything moved over to the new place except the couch, bed and a desk… wanna come help me get the big stuff? hahaha[/quote]

I’ll come…for a bottle of jack.

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Just took the picture before going shopping for Quark a few blocks away.

Got to the grocery market and a little kid was doing some shopping also. While passing him a few times he was looking at me. And while passing him he turned around and still looked, this also happened while standing in line for the pay desk.

Must get bigger. :stuck_out_tongue:

At a Yankee game last year with coworkers and people from a company we do business with.

Sales guy from other company - you look like you used to play ball.

Me - I still do.

Sales guy - look of confusion.

I must be lucky though as I’ve received way more good comments than bad/stupid ones.

My aunt always introduces me as ’ this ones the bleeding opposite of anarexic (sp) ’ … thanks auntie

My freind’s four year old was sort of starting at me when I stopped by her house after UBWO… I guess I had a little pump going or something. I flashed him a front double bi and he VERY ADORABLY stared at me and said “WOW!”

beyond cuteness.