[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
wow, so i talked to my roommate a little bit ago and apparently he has fucked my other friend’s gf in the ass.
I did not know this beforehand and apparently that is what ignited the explosion.[/quote]
Did he come here asking for advice prior to said anal relationship?
If so, Bravo T-Nation, Bravo!
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
wow, so i talked to my roommate a little bit ago and apparently he has fucked my other friend’s gf in the ass.
I did not know this beforehand and apparently that is what ignited the explosion.[/quote]
Correction:
I think it was the sight of her sweet ass massaging his cock that ignited the testicular explosion.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
I wouldnt be taking my girlfriend to hang out with a dude that I knew put it in her butt. Thats just asking for trouble.[/quote]
Or a tag team. Think DP.
JD, do you have a video camera? This could be your golden opportunity.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Youre from New Jersey. Do you really want to start arguing about whose state has the biggest douchebags?
dollarbill44 wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
Not an interesting story. Is there something in the water at Clemson?
It’s not a coincidence that the filmed “Deliverance” in that area. Que “Dueling Banjos”.
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You guys are representin’ pretty well on T-Nation.
DB
why…WHY is Clemson always looking retarded on this site??
I mean at least it shows we like to lift weights but damn guys, could you make our school look any worse? Lord no wonder people think we are a bunch of red neck hicks.
For the record not all of us from Clemson have buddies that put their dicks in their other buddy’s ass and then take their buddy’s head and bash into the ground.
Stronghold, next time I would suggest finding a picture of a guy who couldn’t beat your ass to make fun of NJ. (My family is from NJ so easy on the guido jokes)
The only way to fix things now is to give up your ass to the bartender.
WTF is Clemson and why do we care? Wait what I was talking about? Ppphhft
So he deserved to get beaten… and to stop it you tackled your friend and smacked his head on the concrete.
You’re a real hero and a true friend. I’m sure bartender guy will be thanking you next time he sees you.
In fact, I’m sure that in your home town, women want to be with and men want to be you, that’s how excellently you handled this.
[quote]cormac wrote:
WTF is Clemson and why do we care?[/quote]
Only the best University ever!
I think you guys are missing an important piece of information, i did not take down my buddy to defend my roommate, i did it because he literally turned into the hulk. He was flipping the fuck out and i had to snap him back to reality because he was going to kill someone. I understand where he is coming from, but what is a fight going to solve? It’s not going to take back the fact that my roommate put it in her ass.
I don’t understand how I came out of this looking like i’m in the wrong, some of you morons gotta get your head out of your ass and explain this nonsense to me.
And don’t talk to me about how hard NJ is, that is ridiculous because the number one out of state demographic for our school is NJ, so it is filled with guys that are 5’9, from the shore and looking to rumble because someone dissed them. This story is not a state issue at all considering my roommate is from texas, I am not southern, and my other friend is from detroit.
Anyway, what would you guys have done with the situation just at hand and not knowing the whole anal fucking scenario. Once again, I just didn’t want to see two of my friends beat the hell out of each other.
-Your roomate is an idiot. That sense of humour is funny to about 3 people in the world
-i agree your buddy shouldnt be a puss and laugh at the joke, once or twice fine. After that its a stern look with enoughs enough, after that its a snap in the face.
-I dont think it was nessescary for you to tackle him, let him freak on the guy he deserved it. Like a poster above said let them decide the fight then break it up before a serious beating takes place. I think you just wanted to be invovled cause you got excited. This happens to me so i cant really blaim you.
-i think the whole anal fuckin thing is made up for reaction purposes, if not tell your bartender friend and let him beat the fuck out of your roomate.
[quote]Horazio wrote:
Your roommate is an asshole.[/quote]
His roommate FUCKED an asshole.
I think this should be settled at Fikes. Strongest dude gets the girl and losers get it in the pooper.
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Stronghold, next time I would suggest finding a picture of a guy who couldn’t beat your ass to make fun of NJ. (My family is from NJ so easy on the guido jokes)[/quote]
He wouldnt kick my ass. I would pull is Chanel earring out and smudge his make up and hed have to run off to get powdered up again.
No one is easing off of the guido jokes. Guidos are funny. In fact, they are just about as funny as saying “stick it in her pooper”.
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
cormac wrote:
WTF is Clemson and why do we care?
Only the best University ever!
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I’m not sure it’s even the best University in South Carolina. Definitely not the best in the ACC. Maybe 6th best in the conference, academic wise.
And they obviously give monkeys internet access at that place.
[quote]TJN713 wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
cormac wrote:
WTF is Clemson and why do we care?
Only the best University ever!
I’m not sure it’s even the best University in South Carolina. Definitely not the best in the ACC. Maybe 6th best in the conference, academic wise.
And they obviously give monkeys internet access at that place.[/quote]
You could do much worse as far as school goes in SC. Academically, we are in a conference with UNC, Duke, VT, and Georgia Tech and we have a very high graduation rate for our athletes. We are also ranked in the top 30 nationally amongst public institutions. Are you sure youre from California and not Columbia?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
That story wasn’t interesting as far as drunken fights go. I was expecting gunfire, somebody getting shanked a few times and the cops coming to break it up.
But then again, I hang with a rough crowd.
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What Hells Angels chapter are you in ?
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
cormac wrote:
WTF is Clemson and why do we care?
Only the best University ever!
I’m not sure it’s even the best University in South Carolina. Definitely not the best in the ACC. Maybe 6th best in the conference, academic wise.
And they obviously give monkeys internet access at that place.
You could do much worse as far as school goes in SC. Academically, we are in a conference with UNC, Duke, VT, and Georgia Tech and we have a very high graduation rate for our athletes. We are also ranked in the top 30 nationally amongst public institutions. Are you sure youre from California and not Columbia?[/quote]
IPTAY !! I remember the Danny Ford era like it was yesterday. Had I chosen Clemson I would have mixed the gatorade while Brian Dawkins saved the day.
Stronghold, I have two questions. Are you still in town, I am. Also, did you know a guy that worked out in the dungeon that everyone called fuck face? We were talking about him today at the gym, no one knows his real name, they just call him fuck face because when he lifts, he makes the same face you would make while you are fucking.
Also, guido means george.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
I think you guys are missing an important piece of information, i did not take down my buddy to defend my roommate, i did it because he literally turned into the hulk. He was flipping the fuck out and i had to snap him back to reality because he was going to kill someone. [/quote]
You took down the hulk. You must be fucking HYOOOOGGEEEE.