Drunk Messaging/Dialing

[quote]julia87 wrote:
what if your flriting with a girl and then you say right after “oh i feel terrible, Im so sorry” “Sorry” “Im sorry” and the girl isnt even writing back and then the girl says “[i]its ok[/i], good night” to make him stop so she can sleep and he keeps on flirting after that?[/quote]

What the heck? The words “it’s okay” don’t mean stop… they mean, it’s okay, keep hitting on me, (insert female giggling sound) I kind of like it.

It’s okay? Heck, to a drunken slobbering fool that’s an invitation to step it up a level… maybe call a cab and bring a bottle of love potion and offer some massage therapy.

Can I have your number please?

[quote]julia87 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
he has commented three times on how I have a great tush…[/quote]

What kind of guy says “tush”?

[quote]devilBASTARDdog wrote:
julia87 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
he has commented three times on how I have a great tush…

What kind of guy says “tush”?[/quote]

This girl I used to hang out with(banged once) did this to me for about a month straight. Every weekend I had to turn my phone off before I went to bed, then when I would wake up the next morning I’d have a half dozen or so incoherent text messages on my phone. I stopped talking to her for that alone. I ain’t paying no $.10 a crack for you to send me bullshit. Save yourself a trouble and go suck some guy’s cock.

[quote]PGA wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
I got a drunk wrong-number-call. I woke up one morning to a message on my phone from some chick that was obviously drunk who thought she dialed a different number. The message said that she was sorry for dialing my number, but I sounded cute, so call her anyway. So, I did. She didn’t answer or call back.

That was me asshole![/quote]

You have a cute sounding girly voice. And I didn’t know you liked guys. All this time you’ve been trying to get with me by flirting with MJ.

Drunk dialing is fun when you know the person’s awake or even better when you know they’re smashed too.

But if I’m texting some girl and getting nothing from her I’d probably just forget about it.

Even more so if she said “goodnight” if she says other crap like playing hard to get it’s different, but the “goodnight” means, “I’m tired of your shit, stop it.”

He sounds socially awkward.

Sleep with him and THEN don’t pay any attention to him, that’ll be several years of therapy when he tries to figure out why he’s a failure.

[quote]julia87 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
julia87 wrote:

Hah! your terrible zap

Just keeping you in line. I don’t want you getting a swelled head and stuck up.

im not that type but thanks all the same :)[/quote]

If you are not that type why won’t you return my texts?

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
julia87 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
julia87 wrote:

Hah! your terrible zap

Just keeping you in line. I don’t want you getting a swelled head and stuck up.

im not that type but thanks all the same :slight_smile:

If you are not that type why won’t you return my texts?[/quote]

because I cant respond to everything when I want to and then I forget to respond later and then everyone knows that so theyll write to me to respond back and then I wont even know what anyone is talking about and be confused.
A lot of things just fly over my head sometimes too. Thats why I have a voice recorder. I go around and record what everyone has said so I can play it back and actually comprehend it later. No Im kidding. But. You know. I use it for school when I want to sleep in class.
But if your judgement is totally impaired, why would you be saying your sorry so much doesnt make sense to me. When Im drunk I argue with doors and am a serial kisser with snot hanging out of my nose-when I have allergies, that is.

[quote]nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.[/quote]

Vote of what?

[quote]julia87 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.

Vote of what? [/quote]

I dont know. I think he’s asking who’s penis is biggest.

[quote]PGA wrote:
julia87 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.

Vote of what?

I dont know. I think he’s asking who’s penis is biggest.[/quote]

dont think I have one of those. …

…I was right!~!

[quote]julia87 wrote:
PGA wrote:
julia87 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.

Vote of what?

I dont know. I think he’s asking who’s penis is biggest.

dont think I have one of those. …

…I was right!~![/quote]

Damn, you just know someone is going to say, “want to borrow mine”? ;->

puking

[quote]julia87 wrote:
You sound fun haha!
[/quote]

You bet your ass I’m fun! And you’re a serial kisser when drinking, hmmm…

I got me a bottle of Captain, bring that snotty nose of yours over here, baby!

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I have a hard time dialing when drunk. So I usually just throw myself at the person directly in all my drunken glory. This way, if they tell you to go fuck yourself, you can get a few good punches in before you start running for the door. [/quote]

Hahaha. Well done.

[quote]nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.[/quote]

RIGHT!

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
nramaker wrote:
I say we put it to a vote.

RIGHT!

[/quote]

that was a bloody good man show episode!

I’ve drunk dialed many times. But never drunk text messaged. You aren’t drunk enough if you can still text message.

In my group of friends the drunk dial is almost a given if you are at home that night. Someone usually drunk dials the person who was invited out but decided to stay at home. It’s just the way it goes. It’s actually quite amusing.

It’s always a nice surprise to see someone about a week after drunk dialing them and have them tell you about the message that you don’t remember leaving.

[quote]dre wrote:
I’ve drunk dialed many times. But never drunk text messaged. You aren’t drunk enough if you can still text message.

In my group of friends the drunk dial is almost a given if you are at home that night. Someone usually drunk dials the person who was invited out but decided to stay at home. It’s just the way it goes. It’s actually quite amusing.

It’s always a nice surprise to see someone about a week after drunk dialing them and have them tell you about the message that you don’t remember leaving. [/quote]

yeah i know, but i still cant comprehend how if he were drunk he couldve known to say sorry after each of his flirting messages. if i havent mentioned it, he already has a girlfriend so…yeah. thats why he was apologizing, and because we are not in a free for all setting, it is coach and student even if we are friends.

But whatever. Im seeing him this weekend so ill give an update anyways.