Drugs are Bad Mmmmkay

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

Magic Mushrooms used to be completely legal in Japan until some TV star blamed his jumping off a building on them. After that, they were banned completely. Such a shame. Downtown Tokyo + mushrooms = hilarity.

“Powell’s death certificate reads that he died from having his heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death.”

Technically, bleeding to death wouldn’t occur without a heart.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

Magic Mushrooms used to be completely legal in Japan until some TV star blamed his jumping off a building on them. After that, they were banned completely. Such a shame. Downtown Tokyo + mushrooms = hilarity.[/quote]

Oh God, I can only imagine what would ensue.

Here is an animated version of what happened

[quote]Eli B wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
my sisters mate cut of his skin (not all of it alot of it) when he took acid, he said afterwards he thought he was an orange and had to peel himself.[/quote]

crazy to begin with. / urban legend.

my sister’s boyfriend’s dog’s dog-walker said…and why would they lie?[/quote]

no she knows him, face to face knows him.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Eli B wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
my sisters mate cut of his skin (not all of it alot of it) when he took acid, he said afterwards he thought he was an orange and had to peel himself.[/quote]

crazy to begin with. / urban legend.

my sister’s boyfriend’s dog’s dog-walker said…and why would they lie?[/quote]

no she knows him, face to face knows him.[/quote]

I think you mean face to half face.

Edit: After further consideration, I’ve decided I’m going to hell for this one.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Eli B wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
my sisters mate cut of his skin (not all of it alot of it) when he took acid, he said afterwards he thought he was an orange and had to peel himself.[/quote]

crazy to begin with. / urban legend.

my sister’s boyfriend’s dog’s dog-walker said…and why would they lie?[/quote]

no she knows him, face to face knows him.[/quote]

Me too. He’s my great uncle’s ex-landlord’s nephew. He took acid, murdered a drifter, and then painted his face like a clown and did cartwheels up mainstreet. Now he suffers from chronic water on the knee.

I enjoy your posts Kerely, but I have to say that there is something wrong with what you’re saying here. I do not believe that you’re lying, but that you’re being lied to by someone.

This is like saying “My brother’s friend drank vodka one time, and he eneded up roasting a baby on an open fire. True story.”

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Here is an animated version of what happened

I want all my news in animated japanese.

The only way this could get better is if it somehow included autotune as well.