Drugs are Bad Mmmmkay

Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

I bet plenty of people think that on acid. The only difference is most people also think “Oh wait, I can’t fly, I’m just on acid” before they make it off the roof…

W.T.P.O.S
Stands for White trash piece of shit.

Exaggerated or misunderstood stories like this one are why legitimate and practical scientific studies involving hallucinogens are so severely restricted

[quote]NAUn wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

I bet plenty of people think that on acid. The only difference is most people also think “Oh wait, I can’t fly, I’m just on acid” before they make it off the roof…[/quote]

First of all, I never understood why people could be so fucking dumb. If you think you can fly, why do you need to jump off a fucking roof, just try to take off from your current position straight up into the air. Nope, can’t fly. Try jumping up and then flying, Nope still can’t fly. Oh, AHHHHH, 3 story roof, THAT must be the ticket. Nope Still can’t fly.

V

I blame religion.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
I blame religion. [/quote]

I blame the legal cockblock. Apparently reports are that there were no stopsigns in the vicinity, so he had to go for the second most badass thing to rip out, a still beating human heart.

V

Creatine…my doc always said if I took creatine, I’d rip someone’s heart out and toss their eyeballs around. I’m glad I listened.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
I blame religion. [/quote]

I blame the legal cockblock. Apparently reports are that there were no stopsigns in the vicinity, so he had to go for the second most badass thing to rip out, a still beating human heart.

V[/quote]

God removed the stop signs. He told me so.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
First of all, I never understood why people could be so fucking dumb. If you think you can fly, why do you need to jump off a fucking roof, just try to take off from your current position straight up into the air. Nope, can’t fly. Try jumping up and then flying, Nope still can’t fly. Oh, AHHHHH, 3 story roof, THAT must be the ticket. Nope Still can’t fly.

V[/quote]

I dunno. I never got that feeling. I would just laugh and hallucinate and walk for many miles. One time on PCP I thought that I was indestructible and went tearing after some kid in an attempt to run him down and dismember him.

Fortunately he was a very fast runner and the kid I was with ran t-bone style into a passing car which he believed was made of styro-foam. This allowed time for the other kid to escape being torn to pieces.

Strange stuff, that PCP.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]NAUn wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

I bet plenty of people think that on acid. The only difference is most people also think “Oh wait, I can’t fly, I’m just on acid” before they make it off the roof…[/quote]

First of all, I never understood why people could be so fucking dumb. If you think you can fly, why do you need to jump off a fucking roof, just try to take off from your current position straight up into the air. Nope, can’t fly. Try jumping up and then flying, Nope still can’t fly. Oh, AHHHHH, 3 story roof, THAT must be the ticket. Nope Still can’t fly.

V[/quote]

I know someone who has actually gotten on top of a very large parking structure (7 stories) tripping on acid quite strongly and had NO desire to jump off.

I know it’s a cliche, but bullshit propaganda stories just trickle down from generation to generation. It’s quite sad that people can’t think for themselves anymore.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
First of all, I never understood why people could be so fucking dumb. If you think you can fly, why do you need to jump off a fucking roof, just try to take off from your current position straight up into the air. Nope, can’t fly. Try jumping up and then flying, Nope still can’t fly. Oh, AHHHHH, 3 story roof, THAT must be the ticket. Nope Still can’t fly.

V[/quote]

I dunno. I never got that feeling. I would just laugh and hallucinate and walk for many miles. One time on PCP I thought that I was indestructible and went tearing after some kid in an attempt to run him down and dismember him.

Fortunately he was a very fast runner and the kid I was with ran t-bone style into a passing car which he believed was made of styro-foam. This allowed time for the other kid to escape being torn to pieces.

Strange stuff, that PCP.

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I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at the thought of your drug induced attempts at dimemberment. In my mind it’s to the Benny Hill theme music though. Note to self - don’t try PCP.

I presume nobody will really fuck with him in jail. At least while sipping tea.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]NAUn wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Uh… sounds like it wasn’t psilocybin.

This sounds like the thousands of accounts of people who thought they could fly when taking LSD… rolls eyes[/quote]

I bet plenty of people think that on acid. The only difference is most people also think “Oh wait, I can’t fly, I’m just on acid” before they make it off the roof…[/quote]

First of all, I never understood why people could be so fucking dumb. If you think you can fly, why do you need to jump off a fucking roof, just try to take off from your current position straight up into the air. Nope, can’t fly. Try jumping up and then flying, Nope still can’t fly. Oh, AHHHHH, 3 story roof, THAT must be the ticket. Nope Still can’t fly.

V[/quote]

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
I blame religion. [/quote]

[quote]Kerley wrote:
my sisters mate cut of his skin (not all of it alot of it) when he took acid, he said afterwards he thought he was an orange and had to peel himself.[/quote]

crazy to begin with. / urban legend.

my sister’s boyfriend’s dog’s dog-walker said…and why would they lie?

[quote]Eli B wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
my sisters mate cut of his skin (not all of it alot of it) when he took acid, he said afterwards he thought he was an orange and had to peel himself.[/quote]

crazy to begin with.[/quote]

Its an urban legend, I’ve heard that one many times before and I live in a different country than Kerely. Sometimes the person thought they were a bannana or an orange that had to peel themselves, or a glass of water and they had to drink themselves, etc, etc.

IMO, the most likely option for a drug is a scopolamine like in datura. It lasts for days, is accompanied by persistent, persecutory hallucinations, and people really lose it.

Datura/scopolamines are theorized to be the source of the werewolves myth where people on them actually believe they are being chased by wolves.

Its also the source of the witch’s broomstick, where old time witches were thought to have applied mixes containing the chemicals to each other’s genital with a little broomstick like contraption then had out of body witch’s orgies.

There was a story of an English kid not too long ago who took some then cut his dick and tongue off with a pair of garden shears. Talk about f-cked up.

[quote]theuofh wrote:
IMO, the most likely option for a drug is a scopolamine like in datura. It lasts for days, is accompanied by persistent, persecutory hallucinations, and people really lose it…
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Yea good call, datura does fit perfectly. And I’ve read that people do make it into tea. Datura is the only thing I’ve heard of that causes frank hallucinations, and does seem to cause bizarre and violent behavior on an even greater scale than PCP. Definitely something I would not even consider putting into my body.

[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:

[quote]theuofh wrote:
IMO, the most likely option for a drug is a scopolamine like in datura. It lasts for days, is accompanied by persistent, persecutory hallucinations, and people really lose it…
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Yea good call, datura does fit perfectly. And I’ve read that people do make it into tea. Datura is the only thing I’ve heard of that causes frank hallucinations, and does seem to cause bizarre and violent behavior on an even greater scale than PCP. Definitely something I would not even consider putting into my body.
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Hey you want to try some of this Datura stuff? Yea, I hear that it can really fuck with you and sometimes you cut your own dick off. … Oh that sounds like a charming time, I’ll take 2 please.

Anyone who takes the shit and researched it before hand deserves any self dismemberment they get.

V

Maybe he licked a toad.