Driving with Seats Layed Back?

[quote]pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.[/quote]

How else is your chicken and cornbread dinner supposed to digest? Also, this helps them hide from police since they just stole that car.

AND THE REAL REASON IS???

Their dicks are hyuuuuuuuuuge

[quote]pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.Looks like there riding in the back seat and cant see over the stearing wheel.This is not a racist question im just wondering why.I know white folks do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants.Peace out [/quote]

why is it that when greens drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back. Looks like there riding in the back seat. They do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants and get mad and all growling and shit. This is not a racist question im just wondering why. Hulk out.

[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.

How else is your chicken and cornbread dinner supposed to digest? Also, this helps them hide from police since they just stole that car.

AND THE REAL REASON IS???

Their dicks are hyuuuuuuuuuge

[/quote]

all these are true, cept the cornbread(yuck) we watch our carbs

[quote]pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.Looks like there riding in the back seat and cant see over the stearing wheel.This is not a racist question im just wondering why.I know white folks do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants.Peace out [/quote]

Direct correlation between skin color and how laid back your seat is?

Right…

And what’s the deal with airline food??? Am I right, guys?!

[quote]UtahIron wrote:
Are these the same “blacks” that walk slow across the street as well?

Seriously.[/quote]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Only black people do this?

Well, black people and the white people that imitate them :slight_smile: LOL j/k.

But seriously, are you completely dismissive of all racial stereotypes? I believe there to be a kerney of truth in many stereotypes. For instance, we know that most people of Polish descent (“pollacks”) are of inferior intelligence. How do I know this? Because even Archie Bunker knew it to be true and he’s no genius!

Seriously though, some stereotypes have a ring of truth - not all stereotypes and certainly they don’t apply to an entire group. It’s dangerour to embrace stereotypes as being representative of an entire group, but at the same time, isn’t it folly to pretend there is no truth to some stereotypes whatsoever?

[/quote]

Dude, don’t you know that pointing out cultural/behavioral/(insert adjective) differences between races automatically makes you a bigot?

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
But seriously, are you completely dismissive of all racial stereotypes? I believe there to be a kerney of truth in many stereotypes. For instance, we know that most people of Polish descent (“pollacks”) are of inferior intelligence.
[/quote]

And if a Jewish friend wants to get you in on a business deal, do it. You’ll become rich with him.

Whenever I have a serious life question, I always ask the anonymous users of Omegle chat…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.Looks like there riding in the back seat and cant see over the stearing wheel.This is not a racist question im just wondering why.I know white folks do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants
Stranger: You see
Stranger: When someone shoots
Stranger: they usually shoot the driver
Stranger: but in the back
Stranger: you wont get hit
You: It ALL makes sense now!!
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Also, you have HIV
Stranger: You got a week to live
You: So, if one sees a reclining negro in a car, it is safe to assume that they have robbed a liquor store and/or shortchanged a drug dealer?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: And you should call the cops
You: ever notice that blacks also seem to intentionally walk slowly at crosswalks…almost defiantly???
You: “They” SWAGGER at a LEISURELY PACE across the street, whereas Asians tend to cross in an efficient and direct manner
Stranger: Asians are busy people
Stranger: And black people try to lay it low
Stranger: Coz they just robbed the corner shop
You: what pisses you off most about black people?
Stranger: They’re taking my jobs here
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Finland
You: Finland…just saying the name makes me think of a country overrun with negros
You: Is there a Helsinki branch of the bloods and crips?
Stranger: Propably
Stranger: But they lay low
You: what job did they take from you?
Stranger: ley*
Stranger: All they can, I’m jobless so I’ll take what I can, but even though I have better education, they get the jobs, because it would be racists if they wouldn’t get it
You: damn it…you TRY to have a good time eh!!
Stranger: Indeed
You: Anyway, I have greatly enjoyed this racist exchange
You have disconnected.

Damn, Finnish racists are the best.

Maybe its because they only run into a black person once or twice in their lives and then run of the mill racist BS just will not do.

Gotta be special to fit the occasion.

[quote]pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.Looks like there riding in the back seat and cant see over the stearing wheel.This is not a racist question im just wondering why.I know white folks do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants.Peace out [/quote]

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Whenever I have a serious life question, I always ask the anonymous users of Omegle chat…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.Looks like there riding in the back seat and cant see over the stearing wheel.This is not a racist question im just wondering why.I know white folks do some different things to like wearing jeans that look like spandex pants
Stranger: You see
Stranger: When someone shoots
Stranger: they usually shoot the driver
Stranger: but in the back
Stranger: you wont get hit
You: It ALL makes sense now!!
Stranger: I know
Stranger: Also, you have HIV
Stranger: You got a week to live
You: So, if one sees a reclining negro in a car, it is safe to assume that they have robbed a liquor store and/or shortchanged a drug dealer?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: And you should call the cops
You: ever notice that blacks also seem to intentionally walk slowly at crosswalks…almost defiantly???
You: “They” SWAGGER at a LEISURELY PACE across the street, whereas Asians tend to cross in an efficient and direct manner
Stranger: Asians are busy people
Stranger: And black people try to lay it low
Stranger: Coz they just robbed the corner shop
You: what pisses you off most about black people?
Stranger: They’re taking my jobs here
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Finland
You: Finland…just saying the name makes me think of a country overrun with negros
You: Is there a Helsinki branch of the bloods and crips?
Stranger: Propably
Stranger: But they lay low
You: what job did they take from you?
Stranger: ley*
Stranger: All they can, I’m jobless so I’ll take what I can, but even though I have better education, they get the jobs, because it would be racists if they wouldn’t get it
You: damn it…you TRY to have a good time eh!!
Stranger: Indeed
You: Anyway, I have greatly enjoyed this racist exchange
You have disconnected.
[/quote]

LMAO @ this!

Great stuff.

OP: Don’t post again.

[quote]Mettahl wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
But seriously, are you completely dismissive of all racial stereotypes? I believe there to be a kerney of truth in many stereotypes. For instance, we know that most people of Polish descent (“pollacks”) are of inferior intelligence.

And if a Jewish friend wants to get you in on a business deal, do it. You’ll become rich with him.[/quote]

Note to self: Find Jewish business partner pronto dummy.

[quote]MangoMan305 wrote:
Professor X wrote:

Why do WHITE PEOPLE blame actions on skin color?

Worst statement I’ve ever heard come out Prof X’s mouth.[/quote]

There are snails faster than you.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
MangoMan305 wrote:
Professor X wrote:

Why do WHITE PEOPLE blame actions on skin color?

Worst statement I’ve ever heard come out Prof X’s mouth.

There are snails faster than you.[/quote]

X, extra credit if you can remember why black guys pose for pictures with a knee on the ground :slight_smile: c’mon, take a trip down memory lane with me. tell me you remember old friend :slight_smile: LOL.

How else are you supposed to get a BJ while driving? I guess the OP has never gotten road head before. Not surprising really.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Professor X wrote:
MangoMan305 wrote:
Professor X wrote:

Why do WHITE PEOPLE blame actions on skin color?

Worst statement I’ve ever heard come out Prof X’s mouth.

There are snails faster than you.

X, extra credit if you can remember why black guys pose for pictures with a knee on the ground :slight_smile: c’mon, take a trip down memory lane with me. tell me you remember old friend :slight_smile: LOL.

[/quote]

What is that, 1990 humor? I think I left that back with my yo momma jokes and memories of girls sucking on pickles in the 6th grade.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
pw34 wrote:
why is it that when blacks drive a car they have there seat layed all the way back.

How else is your chicken and cornbread dinner supposed to digest? Also, this helps them hide from police since they just stole that car.

AND THE REAL REASON IS???

Their dicks are hyuuuuuuuuuge

all these are true, cept the cornbread(yuck) we watch our carbs[/quote]

Not Ronnie lol

Good ol’ cornbread

[quote]Professor X wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Professor X wrote:
MangoMan305 wrote:
Professor X wrote:

Why do WHITE PEOPLE blame actions on skin color?

Worst statement I’ve ever heard come out Prof X’s mouth.

There are snails faster than you.

X, extra credit if you can remember why black guys pose for pictures with a knee on the ground :slight_smile: c’mon, take a trip down memory lane with me. tell me you remember old friend :slight_smile: LOL.

What is that, 1990 humor? I think I left that back with my yo momma jokes and memories of girls sucking on pickles in the 6th grade.[/quote]

Calm down. You obviously missed the reference. Many years ago, we had a brief tiff in a thread and I made some remarks about one of your pictures with what I referred to as a “prison pose”. You were down on one knee, doing a double biceps and I compared it to the stereotypical prison pics so popular with guys taking a knee. Everyone made up, no hard feelings. Thought you would remember - old days. It was not an attempt at humor, but at nostalgia. Slow down.