[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner
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Yeah, just wait 'til 200 years from now when “donut” means the same as 'bukkake" and someone watches old videos of the simpsons
“mmmm…donuts”
Nothing to do with a boner
I like pancakes. Are those potato pancakes?
[quote]LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Yeah, just wait 'til 200 years from now when “donut” means the same as 'bukkake" and someone watches old videos of the simpsons
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Wait, “donut” DOESN’T mean the same as “bukkake”??
Oh, man, I’ll never be able to go back to that Dunkin’ Donuts again…
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Yeah, just wait 'til 200 years from now when “donut” means the same as 'bukkake" and someone watches old videos of the simpsons
Wait, “donut” DOESN’T mean the same as “bukkake”??
Oh, man, I’ll never be able to go back to that Dunkin’ Donuts again…
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Was it a jelly donut?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
LightsOutLuthor wrote:
Yeah, just wait 'til 200 years from now when “donut” means the same as 'bukkake" and someone watches old videos of the simpsons
Wait, “donut” DOESN’T mean the same as “bukkake”??
Oh, man, I’ll never be able to go back to that Dunkin’ Donuts again…
Was it a jelly donut?[/quote]
It was after he was done with it.
DO NOT order the “Sticky Buns” at that Dunkin Buk-- er, Donuts.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Eielson wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
If drinking water is uncomfortable, how the fuck can someone lift then?!
I like to go drink some water between sets of squats. Am I hardcore?
Don’t do that! That’s crazy! You will not survive!
I’m so hardcore that I fuckin’ shower in water.[/quote]
Eww, gross.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
DO NOT order the “Sticky Buns” at that Dunkin Buk-- er, Donuts.[/quote]
Along the same lines, do not ask for a “Hershey’s Kiss” when visiting the Bunny Ranch. They will not hand you a piece of candy if you do.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner[/quote]
Me too! Lets start a club!
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner
Me too! Lets start a club![/quote]
YaY!
We can call it the Stiffy Club!
[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Imagine if this thread had been titled, “Drinking Water After Sex Sucks.”
If you’re not dehydrated and thirsty after sex, I say you’re doing something wrong.[/quote]
What about sex in freshwater? I like sexy time in the shower for this very reason. Course, if I ever go to prison my enthusiasm for showers could get me into a lot of trouble…or cartons of cigs.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
I wake up with a boner
Me too! Lets start a club!
YaY!
We can call it the Stiffy Club![/quote]
Wow. You only have a boner when you wake up? I am so cool I have a boner all the time. It’s either that or puberty.
literally nothing tastes better than water first thing in the morning when you’re dehydrated. NOTHING. Your entire body is GEARED towards water being the greatest thing conceivable when you’re dehydrated.